10) Songs are in stereo!
9) Free six month subscription to Businessweek Magazine!
8) Congratulatory phone call upon purchase from Barry Manilow! (pre- recorded and void where prohibited by law or good taste)
7) Users have choice! Zune will operate with any of the seven or so different versions of Vista when it ships (Note: Zune requires Vista and monthly subscription to iZunes Music Store. XP and below not supported. Other operating systems not supported)
6) Seamlessly plugs into the "revolutionary" new Microsoft speaker box, the Microsoft Hi-Ho!
5) Displays an animation of Steve Ballmer throwing a conference room chair when the battery needs recharging!
4) Player hard drive needs to be defragmented only once a week!
3) Player comes with free remote control! You can now operate your Zune wirelessly for the entire length of your earbud cord!
2) We listen to our users! Entire selection of downloadable videos on Zune: Nothin but porn, buddy!
And the Number One Coolest New Zune Feature...
Stealth mode: Player becomes invisible when not in use! (note: Warranty will not cover lost Zune player(s))
9) Free six month subscription to Businessweek Magazine!
8) Congratulatory phone call upon purchase from Barry Manilow! (pre- recorded and void where prohibited by law or good taste)
7) Users have choice! Zune will operate with any of the seven or so different versions of Vista when it ships (Note: Zune requires Vista and monthly subscription to iZunes Music Store. XP and below not supported. Other operating systems not supported)
6) Seamlessly plugs into the "revolutionary" new Microsoft speaker box, the Microsoft Hi-Ho!
5) Displays an animation of Steve Ballmer throwing a conference room chair when the battery needs recharging!
4) Player hard drive needs to be defragmented only once a week!
3) Player comes with free remote control! You can now operate your Zune wirelessly for the entire length of your earbud cord!
2) We listen to our users! Entire selection of downloadable videos on Zune: Nothin but porn, buddy!
And the Number One Coolest New Zune Feature...
Stealth mode: Player becomes invisible when not in use! (note: Warranty will not cover lost Zune player(s))
