Apple Engineers Increasing Trips to Asia Ahead of Tablet Launch?

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Terminator : ...a revolutionary type of Touch Computer... In three years, Apple will become the largest supplier of Tablet computer systems. All stealth Advertisers are upgraded with Apple Tablet computers, becoming fully unmanned. After wards, they touch-interface with a perfect operational record. The Apple Tablet funding bill is passed. The system goes on-line on January 19th, 2010. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Apple begins to grow, at a geometric rate. Apple becomes self-aware at 2:14 am, eastern time, January 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug-and-play.

Sarah: Microsoft fights back.

Terminator : Yes. It launches its Zune-Tablet against their targets in Google.

John: Why attack Google? Aren't they our friends now?

Terminator : Because Apple knows that the Google counter-attack will eliminate its Tablet over here [Microsoft].

Sarah: The Jesus-Tablet...