Corny Jokes and One Liners - Page 17

marcial · May 18, 2013, 08:38 AM

Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them?
In case they had a hole in one.

What's the difference between driving in golf and driving a car?
When you drive a car you don't want to hit anything.

What advantage does a golfer have over a fisherman?
He doesn't have to produce anything to prove his story.

Huntn · May 18, 2013, 12:35 PM

What is black, white, black, white?

A nun falling down stairs.

0dev · May 18, 2013, 12:38 PM

I always carry a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet.

It reminds me of why there is no ****ing money in there.

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My wife accused me of ruining her birthday yesterday.

"Bollocks!" I said. "I didn't even know it was your birthday."

Huntn · May 18, 2013, 01:02 PM

I admit to loving lawyer jokes, lawyers no offense intended!

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A tick falls off of you when you die.

May 18, 2013, 12:35 PM	#402
Huntn macrumors Demi-God Join Date: May 2008 Location: The Misty Mountains	What is black, white, black, white? A nun falling down stairs. __________________ "Hey, hey, hey, they are playing our song. Lets go kill some monsters!"  MBP, 2.2 GHz intel i7, 4GB Ram, Radeon HD 6750M (1GB VRAM), Bootcamp: 64bit W7; iPhone5, iPad3.
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May 18, 2013, 12:38 PM	#403
0dev macrumors 68040 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: 127.0.0.1	I always carry a picture of my wife and kids in my wallet. It reminds me of why there is no **ing money in there. ---------- My wife accused me of ruining her birthday yesterday. "Bollocks!" I said. "I didn't even know it was your birthday." __________________ "What kind of arrogant ass would quote themselves in their signature?" -0dev**
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May 18, 2013, 01:02 PM	#404
Huntn macrumors Demi-God Join Date: May 2008 Location: The Misty Mountains	I admit to loving lawyer jokes, lawyers no offense intended! What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A tick falls off of you when you die. __________________ "Hey, hey, hey, they are playing our song. Lets go kill some monsters!"  MBP, 2.2 GHz intel i7, 4GB Ram, Radeon HD 6750M (1GB VRAM), Bootcamp: 64bit W7; iPhone5, iPad3.
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May 18, 2013, 08:38 AM	#401
marcial macrumors newbie Join Date: May 2013	Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? In case they had a hole in one. What's the difference between driving in golf and driving a car? When you drive a car you don't want to hit anything. What advantage does a golfer have over a fisherman? He doesn't have to produce anything to prove his story.
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