Why Apple Will be Extinct by 2017

senseinobu · Jan 7, 2013, 10:39 AM

http://theawesomecave.com/4-reasons-...tinct-by-2017/

Parody article poking fun at people who say Apple is on its way out.

jessica. · Jan 7, 2013, 10:41 AM

Please. There's no chance Apple will shut their doors by 2017. Where do people come up with this crap?

SilentPanda · Jan 7, 2013, 10:44 AM

That parody article is a waste of Internet space and brain power to read. I recognize it's parody but it's not even good parody. Somebody spent all of 10 minutes writing this junk.

Save your Internet and don't give this dribble page views.

4. Windows has their own stores.
3. Siri sucks.
2. Windows Movie Maker is better than Final Cut.
1. iPhone owners are hippies.

I'm not joking. Those are the reasons.

Jan 7, 2013, 10:39 AM	#1
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Jan 7, 2013, 10:41 AM	#2
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Jan 7, 2013, 10:44 AM	#3
SilentPanda Demi-God (Moderator emeritus) Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Bamboo Forest	That parody article is a waste of Internet space and brain power to read. I recognize it's parody but it's not even good parody. Somebody spent all of 10 minutes writing this junk. Save your Internet and don't give this dribble page views. 4. Windows has their own stores. 3. Siri sucks. 2. Windows Movie Maker is better than Final Cut. 1. iPhone owners are hippies. I'm not joking. Those are the reasons. __________________ My 24 hour web cam!
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