Steve Jobs' Stolen iPad Ended Up in Hands of Local Clown - Page 4

Wrathwitch · Aug 20, 2012, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by charlieegan3

there's something i've always hated about clowns.

I agree.

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Originally Posted by nagromme

They’re not like you and me. The hair, the nose... I don’t think they’re even human. I don’t hate them, I just fear and respect them the way an unknown threat should always be feared and respected. Like ball lightning and giant squids. Little-understood but all too real—and maybe, just maybe, lethal. The best defense is never to sleep, as both clowns and ball lightning can pass through keyholes. (The only thing clowns have in common with giant squids is the razor-sharp beak, which you rarely get to see. Believe me, you don’t want to.)

Nearly pissed myself laughing here but its TRUE!!!!

I fear the clowns....

ouimetnick · Aug 20, 2012, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by phillipduran

Psssh. Steve doesn't pay parking meters.

They pay him.

bobobenobi · Aug 20, 2012, 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by radardude

From the list of your TOYs, I understand. LOL

I just don't like to carry cash. Why bother when pretty much everyone takes plastic?

Some of those are "TOYS", though a couple are money-making "TOOLS". Tools that allow me to buy toys.

STiNG Operation · Aug 20, 2012, 12:35 PM

Get a new post on here and get this effin clown down the page!!

sulpfiction · Aug 20, 2012, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by cgk.emu

The comments on this thread are crappier than usual. Wow. Did the bright colors on the clown picture bring out the special ones? (Yeah I bet someone is going to comment with "you commented!". Uh, sure go ahead and post that. That's about as imaginative as a "your mom" joke).

Umm, u commented.

thebiggfrogg · Aug 20, 2012, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by mrxak

Short answer:
1 wallet with Jobs' California Driver's License and a $1 bill
1 Black Titanium AMEX card
1 AMEX Apple corporate card
1 Bank of America VISA card

Many Bothan spies died to bring us this information.

wiz329 · Aug 21, 2012, 07:57 AM

Steve would never have let this happen...

twosee · Aug 21, 2012, 01:57 PM

These clowns are getting out of control.

johnhope · Jan 21, 2013, 11:28 AM

One is for sure: this clown is too funny....

dontwalkhand · Jan 21, 2013, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by pianophile

So perfect. I am now imagining Steve never carried cash, except for this $1 bill, a representation of his Apple annual salary.

(Or maybe something to get quarters for the parking meter, in a pinch.)

Exactly, I carry a couple coins, and a max of $20 in my wallet. The rest I depend on my debit & credit cards.

LilyWest · Jan 23, 2013, 10:50 AM

Any more proofs needed for "clowns are evil" hypothesis?

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