What are some good iPhone email signatures?

On my various devices:

Sent from my sex dungeon

Sent from a jar of Nutella

On that note I also use this for updating Facebook

I just change the device to generic mobile.

Sent from my Mobile.

My neighbour uses

"Sent from my ipad7"

Sent from the Batcave

How about "I'm looking over your shoulder while you read this email . . . "

A friend of mine has one I've always found funny...

Sent from my iPhone, the one with the bigger GeeBees

There's a lot of egos here that need to be stroked. Lots of users that want people to know they own an iPhone. A bit surprising since 98% of the people I know use smartphones, but none broadcast it via a signature.

In fact that's usually the first thing they do is remove the typical carrier signature like " Sent From Verizon iPhone" & leave it blank. Around here it's no big deal to own an iPhone.