Turns out they made a mistake on the tracking; it's being delivered today. It's a third party company that does the UPS deliveries here; as there is no UPS depot per se.
I wasn't trying to stir any **** up; I understand that the driver couldn't get here because of closed highway's. I was simply ranting because this would have been the 4th time my order was delayed. (two emails from apple, stating a postponement of guarenteed delivery, plus 2 shipping delays coming from China).
Alls' good.