|Mar 26, 2015, 06:47 AM||#455|
For people who work in the medical field or is diabetic...
Are you a BD Pen Needle? Cause you Ultra-Fine.
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|Apr 9, 2015, 03:55 PM||#460|
Here are a few I found on http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/page/1
what did the lawyer say to the other lawer?
we are both lawyers
A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.
How do you get a clown off of a swing?
Hit him with an axe
Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains!
That's the least of your problems. You've got AIDS.
An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk.
The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.
what do you call a grammatically incorrect horse?
What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies?
When I see a Porsche on the street, I think to myself, "that's a nice car," but when I see a pile of dead babies on the street I scream, "OH DEAR GOD WHY?!?! WHY?!?! WHERE IS THE MONSTER THAT KILLED THESE POOR BABIES?!?!" I then quickly alert the authorities of the hideous crime before vomiting profusely and crying until my tear ducts run dry. I sustain irreversible psychological damage and the image of hundreds of cruelly murdered infants prevents me from sleeping at night.
Bob: Hey Jim, if you were a caveman, you would die.
Bob: Cause everybody dies.
"I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away."
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