Woman Accused of Smothering Boyfriend With Breasts - Page 2

duneriderltr450 · Jan 27, 2013, 03:42 AM

Guy should've fired up the motorboat, might of found a few pockets of air to breath.

abz1981 · Jan 27, 2013, 03:21 PM

only in America. Think this is called BreastGate. I wonder what Al Gore would have said about this.

whooleytoo · Jan 28, 2013, 07:54 AM

Busted!

thehustleman · Jan 28, 2013, 08:07 AM

Uh oh now the Democrats are going to try to ban titties!

I can hear it now "why do you need more than a d cup?"

vandrv · Jan 28, 2013, 06:19 PM

"From my cold dead hands"

Solomani · Jan 28, 2013, 09:35 PM

The gaming industry will exploit this, I guarantee. Within 2 weeks, we will see a new iOS game by Rovio called "Angry Breasts"

buggeroff69 · Jan 29, 2013, 12:04 AM

Woody Allen (from Everything You Always Wanted To Kniw About Sex-Are The Findings Of Sex Researchers And Doctors Accurate?):
"A giant tit! (reports to police station whose sherrif radios, "Be on the lookout for a large breast, about a 4,000 in an x cup!"
Upon finding a victim, W.A notes, "This one must be serving half and half...yeah, the cream slowed him up and the milk killed him him"!
Can't wait to see what 'inland security' will do..send threateningly large ones to nearby orphanages with "a lot of hungry babies"!

dXTC · Jan 29, 2013, 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solomani

The gaming industry will exploit this, I guarantee. Within 2 weeks, we will see a new iOS game by Rovio called "Angry Breasts"

Yeah. Starring these guys...

...get it? Get it?

[crickets]

...uhm... I'm here all week?

PracticalMac · Feb 13, 2013, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jessica.

The Government needs to do something about this. It is time to intervene and control how breasts are used.

Assault Brest Ban?

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dXTC

Yeah. Starring these guys...

Image

...get it? Get it?

[crickets]

...uhm... I'm here all week?

U'r such a boobie.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by whooleytoo

Busted!

Ja, literally!

ericrwalker · Feb 13, 2013, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PracticalMac

Assault Brest Ban?

Anything over a B cup could be considered an Assault Breast.?.?

Why would anyone need anything more than a B?

PracticalMac · Feb 13, 2013, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ericrwalker

Anything over a B cup could be considered an Assault Breast.?.?

Why would anyone need anything more than a B?

Responsible Fondlers have rights too! We demand 44" chest with expanded cups!!

No one was ever harmed by someone with an Exposed Brest Permit.

ericrwalker · Feb 13, 2013, 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PracticalMac

Responsible Fondlers have rights too! We demand 44" chest with expanded cups!!

No one was ever harmed by someone with an Exposed Brest Permit.

I am a responsible fondler myself, but I have to think about the greater good here.

PracticalMac · Feb 13, 2013, 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ericrwalker

I am a responsible fondler myself, but I have to think about the greater good here.

You're not taking my nipples!
I need to have government programs to suck on!

ericrwalker · Feb 13, 2013, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PracticalMac

You're not taking my nipples!
I need to have government programs to suck on!

Yeah, I am going to stop here. I am already hated here, I don't need to give the mods a reason to ban me.

LIVEFRMNYC · Feb 13, 2013, 04:11 PM

Pretty sure this will be on a new eposide of 1000 ways to die.

Amazing Iceman · Feb 13, 2013, 11:58 PM

At least she didn't sit on his face. That would have been a lot worse!

redAPPLE · Feb 14, 2013, 01:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jaffa Cake

I disagree, I'm opposed to any legislation that will limit people's access to breasts.

If anything, we need more breasts.

agreed.

PracticalMac · Feb 14, 2013, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redAPPLE

agreed.

The perfect woman!

One for each hand and mouth!

BTW, from where???
new TR, or one of the big shows? (CES or E3?)

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buggeroff69 macrumors newbie Join Date: Jan 2013	Woody Allen (from Everything You Always Wanted To Kniw About Sex-Are The Findings Of Sex Researchers And Doctors Accurate?): "A giant tit! (reports to police station whose sherrif radios, "Be on the lookout for a large breast, about a 4,000 in an x cup!" Upon finding a victim, W.A notes, "This one must be serving half and half...yeah, the cream slowed him up and the milk killed him him"! Can't wait to see what 'inland security' will do..send threateningly large ones to nearby orphanages with "a lot of hungry babies"!
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