That's catty, even for you!
You're right...I'm a bad person.
I will immediately engage in a long round of self flagellation...
That's catty, even for you!
I don't like it. All the good restaurants are always fully booked when I just want to take my girl out incidentally, it's pathetic.
Or..Um...possibly try booking your reservations further in advance????
You're right...I'm a bad person.
I will immediately engage in a long round of self flagellation...
Don't be sad, I'm rather fond of you. Enough that I'd even do the whipping for you. I do so love your erudite dissertations.
KGB
Not to be insulting.
Ah, I'm sure you thought of this yourself.
No offense...
Um...possibly try booking your reservations further in advance????
Just an idea...
I almost cried reading this.
I almost cried reading this. Glad Valentines Day is past already.
And those beautiful flowers you see beside this post? They weren't meant for you!
no love letters...last time i did that i was accused of stalking.
I don't know what a love note is!
Must be an octave higher than you can hear.
Certainly sounds more appealing than the brown noise.
I sat and pondered a while thinking what in tarnation is a brown noise. Then suddenly realised that you must have been alluding to a fart.
KGB