Air Force Considers Secret Gay Sex Weapon

SuperChuck · Jan 15, 2005, 11:08 PM

You gotta love the Freedom of Information Act.

In 1994, the Air Force was considering a plan to develop a new kind of chemical weapon - one that would render the enemy uncontrollably horny...and GAY.

Even if this stuff never makes it into combat, it will surely provide the premise for a long series of pornographic movies. ("Is that a weapon of mass destruction, or are you just happy to see me?")

Link

OutThere · Jan 15, 2005, 11:17 PM

Wow...the things that go on in the world...

blackfox · Jan 15, 2005, 11:19 PM

In poor taste.

neilrobinson · Jan 15, 2005, 11:47 PM

alrighty then

MrMacMan · Jan 15, 2005, 11:50 PM

The Actual document looks...

Poorly Poorly Made.

It has no seal, no offical signature.

I 'traced' it back.

Supposedly comes From Write-Patterson AirForceBase (OH) Building 255, but again, there is no such building...

*shrug* this doesn't make much sense it is a real document...

Mr. Anderson · Jan 16, 2005, 02:10 AM

And they also mentioned they didn't actually have the chemical - just that they considered it a possibility for development.

And who would they test it on?!?!

D

iGav · Jan 16, 2005, 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Anderson

And who would they test it on?!?!

Monks... heheheheh

combatcolin · Jan 16, 2005, 08:18 AM

I wonder, can someone get hold of this stuff and use it as the nex Republican convention?

Good for a laugh!!

Chip NoVaMac · Jan 16, 2005, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by combatcolin

I wonder, can someone get hold of this stuff and use it as the nex Republican convention?

Good for a laugh!!

ROLTFL

I was thinking sooner, at the next republican congressional meetings. Or maybe at the NRA headquarters.

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pseudobrit · Jan 16, 2005, 10:58 AM

The Air Force has been into kink since the 50s. Take a look:

http://www.wpafb.af.mil/museum/resea...rs/b5/b65s.jpg

and the specs?

SPECIFICATIONS (Atlas D)
Diameter: 10 ft. (not including strap-on boosters)
Length: 75 ft. 10 in. (85 ft. 6 in. in ICBM configuration)
Weight: 260,000 lbs. maximum at launch
Armament: Nuclear warhead on ICBM, none on scientific or Mercury flights
Engines (ICBM/Atlas D): Two Rocketdyne LR105-NA strap-on boosters & One Rocketdyne LR89-NA-3 plus two small vernier rockets for attitude correction (steering)
Engine Thrust at Launch: 360,000 lbs.

ouchy!

blackfox · Jan 16, 2005, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pseudobrit

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plus two small vernier rockets for attitude correction(steering)
Engine Thrust at Launch: 360,000 lbs.

Interesting typo (me thinks)

<bold mine>

Blue Velvet · Jan 16, 2005, 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Anderson

And who would they test it on?!?!

I think I've been to clubs & private parties where the unfortunate guinea-pigs have gathered to console each other...

...not that anyone has ever called me a fag-hag before.

Nickygoat · Jan 16, 2005, 12:04 PM

The military and Intelligence community have been looking at stuff like this for years. Witness Operation Mongoose - the plan to overtrow Castro. One of the ideas was to use thalium salts as a depilatory, causing his beard and hair to come off. The idea being that he would be so humiliated at losing his machismo he would resign, or be overthrown. And they get paid to come up with stuff like this

pseudobrit · Jan 16, 2005, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackfox

Interesting typo (me thinks)

<bold mine>

I think it's correct.

JesseJames · 01:06 PM

Uhhhmm. Yeah.

Mechcozmo · Jan 16, 2005, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iGAV

Monks... heheheheh

LOL!
That was great!

It would certainly be an interesting place if all of the undeveloped weapons actually did exist. That didn't seem real to me, the document, but it was good for a laugh.

dsharits · Jan 16, 2005, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Interesting typo (me thinks)

No, it's correct. Altitude refers to the height, and attitude refers to its angle of attack, and trajectory.

Daniel

jsw · Jan 16, 2005, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackfox

Interesting typo (me thinks)

<bold mine>

Nope - it's correct. Attitude also means "position of aircraft or spacecraft relative to a frame of reference (the horizon or direction of motion)".

Now I've embarrassed myself by making it obvious I've read this thread....

blackfox · Jan 16, 2005, 01:06 PM

Thanks for the info/clarification JSW and Dsharits,

who would've thought I'd learn something in this thread...

appreciated.

dsharits · Jan 16, 2005, 01:09 PM

What? You mean that you can't tell by reading the title and the first post that this is an educational thread?

Daniel

SuperChuck · Jan 16, 2005, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackfox

Thanks for the info/clarification JSW and Dsharits,

who would've thought I'd learn something in this thread...

appreciated.

Sheesh. I just posted it because I thought it was funny.

rainman::|:| · Jan 16, 2005, 04:45 PM

uh, wait, where can i buy it?

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pseudobrit macrumors 68040 Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Jobs' Spare Liver Jar	The Air Force has been into kink since the 50s. Take a look: http://www.wpafb.af.mil/museum/resea...rs/b5/b65s.jpg and the specs? SPECIFICATIONS (Atlas D) Diameter: 10 ft. (not including strap-on boosters) Length: 75 ft. 10 in. (85 ft. 6 in. in ICBM configuration) Weight: 260,000 lbs. maximum at launch Armament: Nuclear warhead on ICBM, none on scientific or Mercury flights Engines (ICBM/Atlas D): Two Rocketdyne LR105-NA strap-on boosters & One Rocketdyne LR89-NA-3 plus two small vernier rockets for attitude correction (steering) Engine Thrust at Launch: 360,000 lbs. ouchy! __________________ Starting with a mistake, a remorseless logician can end up in bedlam
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Nickygoat macrumors 6502a Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: London	The military and Intelligence community have been looking at stuff like this for years. Witness Operation Mongoose - the plan to overtrow Castro. One of the ideas was to use thalium salts as a depilatory, causing his beard and hair to come off. The idea being that he would be so humiliated at losing his machismo he would resign, or be overthrown. And they get paid to come up with stuff like this
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