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Old Feb 9, 2011, 04:47 PM   #1
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Minecraft: Apparently makes children sex slaves and destroys economy.

A cranky old man has posted his views on Minecraft on a religious forum.

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Minecraft is not really a video game. It is amazingly much worse than that. It is as if Satan, Second Life and The Sims all had a huge sex orgy and Minecraft was the bastard child that came out of it. They even have a specific variant called "Lava Survival" in which children falsely learn it is possible to escape from Hell!

The horror that is Minecraft:


Defying God by promoting genetic manipulation!
First of all Minecraft shows us what the world will look like once the evolutionists finally get what they want and start genetically manipulating everything and everyone. This is not outdated software! This is hypermodern brand new software which is specifically designed to look like this! To mock God and His amazing creations everything has been made to look like idiotic cubes. Notice the tree and the pig are both completely made out of cubes! This is what will happen if we allow defying God's creation with genetic manipulation to go on! Minecraft is already manipulating our innocent children into thinking that all this is normal!

How this is defying God? As explained by Brother Heathen_Basher: Genetic engineering will take on a role beyond what God has given to us as His creation. The Bible states that all things were created by God and for Him (Colossians 1:16). As individuals we are made in Godís image and therefore should be subject to His plan (Genesis 1:26,27; Matthew 22:20,21). God designed all living things after certain "kinds" (Genesis 1:11-25). Too much manipulation of the genetics (altering species) could be delving into issues reserved for the Designer.

Turning children into sex slaves, or "griefing" as they call it.
There is not a single controlled Minecraft environment. Every pedophile can start his own Minecraft server and start luring in hundreds of innocent children. He can first let them build for hours and hours and then threaten to destroy their work unless they do his bidding. The Minecraft term for using children as sex slaves is "griefing". There is no protection whatsoever against pornography inside Minecraft and there is no control over what the inside chat function is used for. Minecraft is web browser based, so every child who can surf the web, can get lured in by an online pedophile. Since every pedophile can start his own Minecraft server, pedophiles can also track down your children using their IP address!

Joel 3:1 "For, behold, in those days, and in that time, when I shall bring again the captivity of Judah and Jerusalem, I will also gather all nations, and will bring them down into the valley of Jehoshaphat, and will plead with them there for my people and for my heritage Israel, whom they have scattered among the nations, and parted my land. And they have cast lots for my people; and have given a boy for an harlot, and sold a girl for wine, that they might drink."

Walking penises are part of Minecraft porn:


Pornographic drawing made by a child after Minecraft:


A Minecraft pupet masturbating over his insane creation, also note the big balls:


Destroying our economy!
Minecraft teaches children that you can create your own tools by combining ingredients instead of the American way of ordering online or going to Walmart. It teaches children they can farm their own food instead of teaching them the American way of going to McDonald's. It teaches them to waste huge amounts of time on making their own buildings instead of the American way of buying a house with borrowed money! It teaches children to be creative instead of watching commercials on television! All this clearly damages and ultimately destroys the American economy! It can be no coincidence that this game was created while Obama is in office!

Acts 8:1 "And Saul was consenting unto his death. And at that time there was a great persecution against the church which was at Jerusalem; and they were all scattered abroad throughout the regions of Judaea and Samaria, except the apostles."

It is clear why Satan worshipers all over the world love Minecraft:


More Satanic Minecraft:
Here is the original post. Any views?
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Old Feb 9, 2011, 05:04 PM   #2
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It HAS to be a joke. Nobody could write that "Destroying the economy" paragraph with a straight face.

"Teaching the American way of going to MacDonalds", ROFL!!! In the words of Lister from Red Dwarf, he's taking the smeg.
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Old Feb 9, 2011, 05:16 PM   #3
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So this is what Chris Morris gets up to these days.
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Old Feb 9, 2011, 05:57 PM   #4
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Hell, I never heard of this game. I gotta go get it!
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Preeeeeetty sure this is fake.
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Hell, I never heard of this game. I gotta go get it!
How could you not have heard of it?
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he's trying to get a writing gig at The Onion...
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very sad that people actually think Christians are anything like that.... they have to think that for them to find it funny. Many things, even from the main headline (unsaved unwelcomed) is very anti-Christian. I don't really get the humor... if someone put a website up like this for Islam, it would be all over the news about how intolerance of Islam is rampant.
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very sad that people actually think Christians are anything like that.... they have to think that for them to find it funny. Many things, even from the main headline (unsaved unwelcomed) is very anti-Christian. I don't really get the humor... if someone put a website up like this for Islam, it would be all over the news about how intolerance of Islam is rampant.
Shrug, some Christians are. I had a friend who believes Christopher Reeve can't walk because of God's punishment for playing the character of Superman.

Not looking to start a fight, but I am constantly saddened that people need to turn to religion to justify their existence, and believe the world would be a far better place without it.
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Satire works because it communicates a point. There's usually some element of truth in it (however small it may be). I think these guys are ridiculous and sad, sure, but somewhere buried in there is a valid point about the behaviour of some ultra-conservative, ultra-fundamental Christian groups.

Whether you choose to believe in it or not, the central message of the Christianity and the Bible is "God loves you, he wants you to love him back, and love your fellow man too." That's it! It's that simple. Yet some groups turn that into all kinds of hate and ire and fire-and-brimstone and Old Testament holier-than-thou yammering, thinking that somehow they can shame or pressure the non-believers into believing. It just doesn't make sense. That's not how you win friends and influence people.

I will now add the obligatory "Mac users sometimes act the same way" reference.
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Dang, I thought this was a legit complaint until they got down to the economy section. Now it's just trolling on his part.
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Shrug, some Christians are. I had a friend who believes Christopher Reeve can't walk because of God's punishment for playing the character of Superman.

Not looking to start a fight, but I am constantly saddened that people need to turn to religion to justify their existence, and believe the world would be a far better place without it.
Very unlikely IMO, we'd just be hating/killing each other over something else.

Religion or atheism aren't the problems. The problem is our fundamental inability to tolerate those who act/think differently. A world without religion would do nothing to 'fix' that.
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A cranky old man has posted his views on Minecraft on a religious forum.



Here is the original post. Any views?

Seriously?

I don't know if today's Darwin award goes to you or the kid who thinks @ceoSteveJobs is a real Twitter account.
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Never heard of this game until I saw this "review."
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Seriously?

I don't know if today's Darwin award goes to you or the kid who thinks @ceoSteveJobs is a real Twitter account.
I apologize for sharing what I thought was an amusing post. So sorry you feel so strongly about it.
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Shrug, some Christians are. I had a friend who believes Christopher Reeve can't walk because of God's punishment for playing the character of Superman.

Not looking to start a fight, but I am constantly saddened that people need to turn to religion to justify their existence, and believe the world would be a far better place without it.
sadly a lot of people are mislead by "Christians" who aren't really Christians... just calling yourself something doesn't make you so... I can call myself a Kangaroo all I want and even believe it, but I'm still human.
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Large minecraft fail

Wow you honestly dont know anything about minecraft do you? first of all “griefing“ is not a word for sex slave, if you played minecraft you would know that “griefing“ means destoying or blowing up other peoples bulidings.second it has nothing to do with religion not saying religion is bad im a christain but what u are saying is corrupted and half the stuff u sayed isnt in the bible.third minecraft has nothing to do with sex or anything like that unless u have problems.fourth most of the pics are either texure packs or mods also creepers arent walking penises they r mobs that blow up. now shut up the mincraft satan and sex crap and f.y.i. your not a christain
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sadly a lot of people are mislead by "Christians" who aren't really Christians... just calling yourself something doesn't make you so... I can call myself a Kangaroo all I want and even believe it, but I'm still human.
Whoa, you're a kangaroo! All hail the kangaroo! I'm now a kangarooist.

@jman - you need to read the other link to the Landover Baptist Church wiki. It'll all make sense.
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Why revive this post? Secondly, have a little common sense please. This is obviously poking fun at Christians, Americans and minecraft. It is not real.
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Why revive this post? Secondly, have a little common sense please. This is obviously poking fun at Christians, Americans and minecraft. It is not real.
It is real, I can see it. It's just some folk are getting the intention wrong.
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People. It's Landover. They're a parody/troll site. Have been for years.

...thought everyone knew that. :P
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