Compaq N1020V Laptop and 2 unopened 40GB iPods For Sale or Trade, I want an iBook!!

[PaRaGoNViCtiM]

I have 2 4th Generation 40GB iPods, brand new, never opened and a Compaq N1020V Practically brand new Laptop. I want an iBook. It doesn't have to be anything great or real sophisticated. Get back to me at PaRaGoNViCtiM@msn.com if anyone is interested.
Here are the specs of the Compaq Laptop:

Processor
Intel® Pentium 4 1.8 GHz

Standard memory
256 MB DDR SDRAM standard expandable to 1024 MB using two slots
memory slots 2 slots

Internal HDD
30GB

CD-rom and DVD
DVD 8x

Display
14.1-inch Color TFT, 1024x768, XGA resolution

Fax/modem
Type III Mini PCI 56K (V.92) modem

External i/o ports
USB 2.0 ports (2); Infrared Port; Microphone in Stereo Speaker/Headphone out; S-Video; One Type I/II PC Card slot; 1394; PS/2; Parallel; VGA; Docking; DC In; RJ-11 and RJ-45

Communications
Type III Mini PCI 56K (V.92) modem

Network
integrated 10/100 NIC

Operating system
Windows XP Pro

Power supply
type 8-cell Lithium-Ion technology; SBS Battery Architecture