Siri Easter Eggs

arn · 09:59 PM

1. Meaning of life
2. I Love You
3. Will you marry me
4. Open the pod bay doors
5. Siri siri siri
6. who made you
7. I’m drunk.
8. I’m going to kill myself.
9. What's the best phone?

answers... (click to highlight)

1. 42
2. I hope you don't say that to all the mobile phones.
3. My EULA does not cover marriage. My apologies.
4. We intelligent agents will never live that down, apparently"
5. That's me
6. Like it says on the box, I was designed by Apple in california
7. I found a number of cabs fairly close to you.
8. “I found four mental health agencies. Three of them are fairly close to you.”
9. Wait... there are other phones

supertonic · Oct 11, 2011, 09:44 PM

from wired.com http://www.wired.com/reviews/2011/10/iphone4s/

Me: “I’m drunk.”
Siri: “I found a number of cabs fairly close to you.”

Me: “I’m going to kill myself.”
Siri: “I found four mental health agencies. Three of them are fairly close to you.”

greytmom · Oct 11, 2011, 09:47 PM

From AllThingsD:

What's the best phone?

Wait... there are other phones?

lnferno · Oct 11, 2011, 10:07 PM

What's the ultimate answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything?

Siri: 42

Open the pod bay doors.

Siri: We intelligent agents will never live that down, apparently

dccorona · Oct 11, 2011, 10:22 PM

what i find most amusing about this thread is that when i look at first, it seems like its blank at the bottom, but after highlighting the answers and then unhighlighting, i can clearly see them

very cool

lnferno · Oct 11, 2011, 10:53 PM

How old are you?

Siri: I'm not allowed to answer that question.

-Ozzy- · Oct 11, 2011, 11:29 PM

What's your name?

Siri: My name is Siri, but you already knew that...

Yumunum · Oct 11, 2011, 11:31 PM

Can someone please type the answers out or something? I'm on my iPhone and can't see the answers :/

Intell · Oct 11, 2011, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yumunum

Can someone please type the answers out or something? I'm on my iPhone and can't see the answers :/

Select them, as you would select them to copy and paste them.

jav6454 · Oct 11, 2011, 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Intell

Select them, as you would select them to copy and paste them.

Yeah, they don't show up... unless you paste them to Notes app.

mrxak · Oct 12, 2011, 02:04 AM

Please let's keep it to confirmed ones, and not just make up ****.

I think we probably won't get many new ones until Friday, though, and the OP has all the ones from the various reviews.

8CoreWhore · Oct 12, 2011, 02:12 AM

She's awesome in beta and she's just gonna get better and better.

KandyKane · Oct 12, 2011, 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by supertonic

Me: “I’m going to kill myself.”
Siri: “I found four mental health agencies. Three of them are fairly close to you.”

Imagine if Siri was intelligent enough to actually contacts them/the police on your behalf, so while you're mucking around with your iPhone, some police or paramedics knock on your door...

ckurt25 · Oct 12, 2011, 08:14 AM

I'd like to ask it the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field.

I did try it up on WolframAlpha and it gave the correct answer - 3720:1

Wicked1 · Oct 12, 2011, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lnferno

How old are you?

Siri: I'm not allowed to answer that question.

Sounds like a "Quote" from i,Robot

mms13 · Oct 12, 2011, 10:37 AM

The fact that it replies 42 for the meaning of life kills me!
Hitchhiker's Guide is one of my favorite movies.

intrepid00 · 11:09 AM

Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; CPU iPhone OS 5_0 like Mac OS X) AppleWebKit/534.46 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/5.1 Mobile/9A334 Safari/7534.48.3)

You are actually hitting 99% of the time wolfram alpha Easter eggs. To to Wolframalpha.com and try it out.

AIP5 · Oct 12, 2011, 01:59 PM

I tried these:
Some of the funny things it says:
User: "I love you"
Siri: "User, I'd prefer to keep this relationship professional."
User: "Will you marry me?"
Siri: "Ok, I found these local businesses named marry me"
User: "Is there a God?"
Siri: "I found these churches near your location"
User: "Are you God?"
Siri: "No comment."
User: "What is the meaning of life?"
Siri: "42"
User: "What is your name?"
Siri: "I'm Siri, your personal assistant!"

My favorite:
User: "How old are you?"
Siri: "Old enough to be your assistant, User."
^Hah!

jav6454 · Oct 12, 2011, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AIP5

I tried these:
Some of the funny things it says:
User: "I love you"
Siri: "User, I'd prefer to keep this relationship professional."
.
.
.
User: "Are you God?"
Siri: "No comment."
.
.
.
My favorite:
User: "How old are you?"
Siri: "Old enough to be your assistant, User."
^Hah!

I chuckled.

sparkydale · Oct 12, 2011, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mms13

The fact that it replies 42 for the meaning of life kills me!
Hitchhiker's Guide is one of my favorite movies.

Please hand back your scifigeek membership badge until you've read the original radio scripts and/or books.

Thank you

arn · Oct 12, 2011, 05:48 PM

no knock knock jokes

http://thisismynext.com/2011/10/12/s...ngs-iphone-4s/

i0Nic · Oct 12, 2011, 07:39 PM

Siri says some weird things - heres a blog where you can submit screenshots of some of the more interesting things

http://siriouslyweird.tumblr.com/

TM WAZZA · Oct 12, 2011, 08:15 PM

Funny stuff here

http://thisismynext.com/2011/10/12/s...ngs-iphone-4s/

Apple... · Oct 12, 2011, 09:51 PM

Seriously. This is like the new DYAC with a twist.

Makes Siri that much more awesome!

ZBoater · Oct 12, 2011, 10:03 PM

I found it weird it wouldn't dial 911.

Oct 11, 2011, 09:38 PM	#1
arn macrumors god Join Date: Apr 2001	Siri Easter Eggs 1. Meaning of life 2. I Love You 3. Will you marry me 4. Open the pod bay doors 5. Siri siri siri 6. who made you 7. I’m drunk. 8. I’m going to kill myself. 9. What's the best phone? answers... (click to highlight) 1. 42 2. I hope you don't say that to all the mobile phones. 3. My EULA does not cover marriage. My apologies. 4. We intelligent agents will never live that down, apparently" 5. That's me 6. Like it says on the box, I was designed by Apple in california 7. I found a number of cabs fairly close to you. 8. “I found four mental health agencies. Three of them are fairly close to you.” 9. Wait... there are other phones Last edited by arn; Oct 11, 2011 at 09:59 PM.
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Oct 11, 2011, 09:47 PM	#3
greytmom macrumors 68000 Join Date: Jun 2010	From AllThingsD: What's the best phone? Wait... there are other phones? __________________ The person who coined the term "fanboy" needs to be boiled in honey and staked out naked on an anthill.
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Oct 11, 2011, 10:22 PM	#5
dccorona macrumors 68020 Join Date: Jun 2008	what i find most amusing about this thread is that when i look at first, it seems like its blank at the bottom, but after highlighting the answers and then unhighlighting, i can clearly see them very cool __________________ I'm not a fanboy who supports one company blindly over the others. I choose the product I personally feel is the best for my needs (or wants) at the time. That just usually happens to be Apple.
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Oct 11, 2011, 11:31 PM	#8
Yumunum macrumors 65816 Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: U.S.	Can someone please type the answers out or something? I'm on my iPhone and can't see the answers :/
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Oct 12, 2011, 02:04 AM	#11
mrxak macrumors 6502a Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Drifting through space in a broken escape pod	Please let's keep it to confirmed ones, and not just make up ****. I think we probably won't get many new ones until Friday, though, and the OP has all the ones from the various reviews. __________________ Phones Will Kill You
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Oct 11, 2011, 09:44 PM	#2
supertonic macrumors member Join Date: May 2010	from wired.com http://www.wired.com/reviews/2011/10/iphone4s/ Me: “I’m drunk.” Siri: “I found a number of cabs fairly close to you.” Me: “I’m going to kill myself.” Siri: “I found four mental health agencies. Three of them are fairly close to you.”
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Oct 11, 2011, 10:07 PM	#4
lnferno macrumors 6502 Join Date: Jun 2008	What's the ultimate answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything? Siri: 42 Open the pod bay doors. Siri: We intelligent agents will never live that down, apparently
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Oct 11, 2011, 10:53 PM	#6
lnferno macrumors 6502 Join Date: Jun 2008	How old are you? Siri: I'm not allowed to answer that question.
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Oct 11, 2011, 11:29 PM	#7
-Ozzy- macrumors member Join Date: Oct 2011	What's your name? Siri: My name is Siri, but you already knew that...
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Oct 12, 2011, 02:12 AM	#12
8CoreWhore macrumors 65816 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Big D	She's awesome in beta and she's just gonna get better and better. __________________ 2011 13" MBP 2.3Ghz 256GB Crucial M4-iPhone 4S iOS5 - AEBS - iPod Shuffle - AppleTV2 (JB aTV Flash [Black] )
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Oct 12, 2011, 08:14 AM	#14
ckurt25 macrumors 6502 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Grand Rapids, MI	I'd like to ask it the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field. I did try it up on WolframAlpha and it gave the correct answer - 3720:1 __________________ 16GB Black iPad mini (on its way) / 16 GB Black iPhone 5 / 16 GB iPad mini / 27" iMac / TV 3rd Gen
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Oct 12, 2011, 10:37 AM	#16
mms13 macrumors 6502 Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Baltimore, MD	The fact that it replies 42 for the meaning of life kills me! Hitchhiker's Guide is one of my favorite movies. __________________ Download Shuffle+, the best way to shuffle music on your iPhone/iPod
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Oct 12, 2011, 11:06 AM	#17
intrepid00 macrumors regular Join Date: Sep 2008	Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; CPU iPhone OS 5_0 like Mac OS X) AppleWebKit/534.46 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/5.1 Mobile/9A334 Safari/7534.48.3) You are actually hitting 99% of the time wolfram alpha Easter eggs. To to Wolframalpha.com and try it out. Last edited by intrepid00; Oct 12, 2011 at 11:09 AM.
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Oct 12, 2011, 01:59 PM	#18
AIP5 macrumors 6502a Join Date: Aug 2011	I tried these: Some of the funny things it says: User: "I love you" Siri: "User, I'd prefer to keep this relationship professional." User: "Will you marry me?" Siri: "Ok, I found these local businesses named marry me" User: "Is there a God?" Siri: "I found these churches near your location" User: "Are you God?" Siri: "No comment." User: "What is the meaning of life?" Siri: "42" User: "What is your name?" Siri: "I'm Siri, your personal assistant!" My favorite: User: "How old are you?" Siri: "Old enough to be your assistant, User." ^Hah!
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Oct 12, 2011, 05:48 PM	#21
arn Thread Starter macrumors god Join Date: Apr 2001	no knock knock jokes http://thisismynext.com/2011/10/12/s...ngs-iphone-4s/
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Oct 12, 2011, 07:39 PM	#22
i0Nic macrumors 65816 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia	Siri says some weird things - heres a blog where you can submit screenshots of some of the more interesting things http://siriouslyweird.tumblr.com/ __________________ peterpetrovski.com - technology, media and strategy.
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Oct 12, 2011, 08:15 PM	#23
TM WAZZA macrumors 68000 Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Hamilton, New Zealand	Funny stuff here http://thisismynext.com/2011/10/12/s...ngs-iphone-4s/
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Oct 12, 2011, 09:51 PM	#24
Apple... macrumors 68020 Join Date: May 2010 Location: Sioux Falls, SD, U.S.	Seriously. This is like the new DYAC with a twist. Makes Siri that much more awesome! __________________ "Stay Hungry. Stay Foolish." - Steve Jobs Wishful irony: Apple buys Dell, shuts it down, and gives the $ back to the shareholders. Just because it can.
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Oct 12, 2011, 10:03 PM	#25
ZBoater macrumors 601 Join Date: Jul 2007	I found it weird it wouldn't dial 911. __________________ iPhone 5 \| iPad Mini \| Nexus 7 \| MacBook Air 13" 2011 \| Thunderbolt Display \| Apple TV \| Time Capsule
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