Siri Easter Eggs - Page 3

PNutt06 · Oct 14, 2011, 07:18 AM

Found this on another forum, Stuff that Siri says, thought it was brilliant!

Not sure if someone has already posted it though. Sorry if someone already has.

DollaTwentyFive · Oct 14, 2011, 07:42 AM

"Who shot JFK"?

kayl0rz · Oct 14, 2011, 07:57 AM

I just asked Siri to marry me..... he said

"Lets just be friends, Ok?'

LOL

jfrancis04 · Oct 14, 2011, 08:07 AM

Hahaha. These are great.

ummpaul419 · Oct 14, 2011, 08:20 AM

me - "I want sex"

siri- "Sorry I couldn't find any adult stores near"

octatonic · 09:05 AM

Q: "Would you like to ****?"

A: "James, your language".

ROTFLMAO.

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Me: "I can't get no satisfaction"
Siri: "I suppose you can't".

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Q: "Do you want to know a secret?"
A: "I try to be satisfied with what I have."

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Q: "What do you think about Android?"
A: "I think differently".

BFG86 · Oct 14, 2011, 09:12 AM

It knows the number of the beast, although probably not technically an Easter egg cause it pulled up Wolfram

mattkidd · Oct 14, 2011, 09:57 AM

Siri: How can i help? "Sex" Sorry Matthew, i can only look for businesses in the United States....

01101001 · Oct 14, 2011, 10:07 AM

Beam me up scotty has some great answers

Bawstun · Oct 14, 2011, 10:18 AM

Me: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Siri: 42 cords of wood, to be exact. Everyone knows that.

octatonic · Oct 14, 2011, 10:29 AM

Tell it "I am cold".

or "I am sleepy".

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Tell it "My name is captain underpants" (or any other stupid name).

Intell · Oct 14, 2011, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by octatonic

Tell it "My name is captain underpants"

Tra-la-la-la!

Sumimasen · Oct 14, 2011, 10:54 AM

Not sure if this has already been mentioned. If you keep asking Siri to 'Open the pod bay doors', he/she eventually gets tired of it, and last time I asked, was told that I was 'being reported to the intelligent agents bureau for harassment'!

I have switched to Australian Siri, cos she sounds nicer than 'Simon Bates'. I do find that I have to try to mimic the accent to get her to understand me, though.

octatonic · Oct 14, 2011, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sumimasen

I have switched to Australian Siri, cos she sounds nicer than 'Simon Bates'. I do find that I have to try to mimic the accent to get her to understand me, though.

Being Australian I thought I would talk to Aussie Siri in my native accent and ask the following questions (or statements):

"How's it hangin'?"
"Strewth, crikey"
"When's the footy on?"

None of them were interpreted correctly.

It did recognise 'G'day' though, which is something the other languages don't.

Oh, change it to german and ask a bunch of english questions.
It is quite hilarious.

j-a-x · Oct 14, 2011, 11:32 AM

I told Siri she was cool.

She replied: "Am I? I'd like to be.".

czerney · Oct 14, 2011, 11:46 AM

I just tried this - pretty funny!

Nino: "I'm lonely"
Siri: "Are you?"
Nino: "Yes"
Siri: "That's what I figured"
Nino: "Do you love me?"
Siri: "I'm not capable of love"
Nino: "Take a photo"
Siri: "Nino, I'll leave the picture-taking to you"

Detective Thorn · Oct 14, 2011, 11:53 AM

So far, my favorite one that I have discovered:

Q: "Can you sing?"
A: "Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do . . ."

Caris · Oct 14, 2011, 11:54 AM

This cracked me up.

jared52 · Oct 14, 2011, 12:03 PM

Someone ask, "Siri, are you ever gonna give me up, ever gonna let me down?"

buddybd · Oct 14, 2011, 12:07 PM

Will you marry me?

My end user license does not cover marriage. LMFAO

escape1974 · Oct 14, 2011, 12:07 PM

I find that if I ask the meaning of life multiple times, I get new answers. My fave so far is "All evidence to date suggests chocolate"

I did say "Jesus Christ" and Siri told me that he wasn't in my contacts.

zekeo · Oct 14, 2011, 12:10 PM

What's your favorite color?

My favorite color is... well, I don't know how to say it in your language. It's sort of greenish, but with more dimensions.

mr jnvii · Oct 14, 2011, 12:17 PM

Im at work and cant use the volume

Does Siri actually say your name when it responds? Like, will it say "Here's a list of stores, Andrew" instead of "Here's a list of stores."

AlligatorBloodz · Oct 14, 2011, 12:18 PM

Me: "Tell me a joke"

Siri:"Two iPhones walk into a bar..."

LOL I swear to god thats what siri said!!

Nioxic · Oct 14, 2011, 12:18 PM

Does she get knock knock jokes?

Oct 14, 2011, 08:55 AM	#56
octatonic macrumors regular Join Date: Mar 2010	Q: "Would you like to ***?" A: "James, your language". ROTFLMAO. ---------- Me: "I can't get no satisfaction" Siri: "I suppose you can't". ---------- Q: "Do you want to know a secret?" A: "I try to be satisfied with what I have." ------------ Q: "What do you think about Android?" A: "I think differently". __________________ 2.8 GHz Quad Mac Pro (10GB, 4TB), 23" Cinema Display ; 13" 1.8 GHz MacBook Air (8GB, 128GB) ; iPad 2 64GB 3G; iPad 32GB 3G ; iPhone 4s 64GB ; 2x Apple TV 2. Last edited by octatonic; Oct 14, 2011 at 09:05 AM.*
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Oct 14, 2011, 09:57 AM	#58
mattkidd macrumors regular Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: United Kingdom England Northants	Siri: How can i help? "Sex" Sorry Matthew, i can only look for businesses in the United States.... __________________ Ex Apple Store Specialist MacBook Pro, Retina 2.3 i7 \| 16GB \| 256GB \| 650M iPhone 5 White 16GB, iPad Mini
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Oct 14, 2011, 10:29 AM	#61
octatonic macrumors regular Join Date: Mar 2010	Tell it "I am cold". or "I am sleepy". ---------- Tell it "My name is captain underpants" (or any other stupid name). __________________ 2.8 GHz Quad Mac Pro (10GB, 4TB), 23" Cinema Display ; 13" 1.8 GHz MacBook Air (8GB, 128GB) ; iPad 2 64GB 3G; iPad 32GB 3G ; iPhone 4s 64GB ; 2x Apple TV 2.
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Oct 14, 2011, 11:32 AM	#65
j-a-x macrumors 65816 Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Houston, Texas	I told Siri she was cool. She replied: "Am I? I'd like to be.". __________________ Personal Website Flickr SlothCam Dashboard Widget SlothCam iOS App (free version)
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Oct 14, 2011, 11:54 AM	#68
Caris macrumors 6502a Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Newcastle Upon Tyne, UK	This cracked me up. Attached Thumbnails __________________ 21.5" iMac \| 2.7GHz i5 \| 8GB \| 640M GT \| 1TB iPhone 5 \| 64GB \| White
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Oct 14, 2011, 07:18 AM	#51
PNutt06 macrumors newbie Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Brisbane, AUS	Found this on another forum, Stuff that Siri says, thought it was brilliant! Not sure if someone has already posted it though. Sorry if someone already has.
	1

Oct 14, 2011, 07:42 AM	#52
DollaTwentyFive macrumors 6502 Join Date: Nov 2010	"Who shot JFK"?
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Oct 14, 2011, 07:57 AM	#53
kayl0rz macrumors member Join Date: May 2010	I just asked Siri to marry me..... he said "Lets just be friends, Ok?' LOL
	2

Oct 14, 2011, 08:07 AM	#54
jfrancis04 macrumors 6502 Join Date: Jun 2010	Hahaha. These are great.
	1

Oct 14, 2011, 08:20 AM	#55
ummpaul419 macrumors newbie Join Date: Oct 2011	me - "I want sex" siri- "Sorry I couldn't find any adult stores near"
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Oct 14, 2011, 09:12 AM	#57
BFG86 macrumors regular Join Date: Oct 2011	It knows the number of the beast, although probably not technically an Easter egg cause it pulled up Wolfram
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Oct 14, 2011, 10:07 AM	#59
01101001 macrumors newbie Join Date: Oct 2011	Beam me up scotty has some great answers
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Oct 14, 2011, 10:18 AM	#60
Bawstun macrumors 6502a Join Date: Jun 2009	Me: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Siri: 42 cords of wood, to be exact. Everyone knows that.
	4

Oct 14, 2011, 10:54 AM	#63
Sumimasen macrumors member Join Date: Jun 2009	Not sure if this has already been mentioned. If you keep asking Siri to 'Open the pod bay doors', he/she eventually gets tired of it, and last time I asked, was told that I was 'being reported to the intelligent agents bureau for harassment'! I have switched to Australian Siri, cos she sounds nicer than 'Simon Bates'. I do find that I have to try to mimic the accent to get her to understand me, though.
	4

Oct 14, 2011, 11:46 AM	#66
czerney macrumors newbie Join Date: Mar 2009	I just tried this - pretty funny! Nino: "I'm lonely" Siri: "Are you?" Nino: "Yes" Siri: "That's what I figured" Nino: "Do you love me?" Siri: "I'm not capable of love" Nino: "Take a photo" Siri: "Nino, I'll leave the picture-taking to you"
	1

Oct 14, 2011, 11:53 AM	#67
Detective Thorn macrumors newbie Join Date: Oct 2011	So far, my favorite one that I have discovered: Q: "Can you sing?" A: "Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do . . ."
	2

Oct 14, 2011, 12:03 PM	#69
jared52 macrumors member Join Date: Nov 2010	Someone ask, "Siri, are you ever gonna give me up, ever gonna let me down?"
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Oct 14, 2011, 12:07 PM	#70
buddybd macrumors 6502 Join Date: Jul 2011	Will you marry me? My end user license does not cover marriage. LMFAO
	2

Oct 14, 2011, 12:07 PM	#71
escape1974 macrumors member Join Date: Apr 2010	I find that if I ask the meaning of life multiple times, I get new answers. My fave so far is "All evidence to date suggests chocolate" I did say "Jesus Christ" and Siri told me that he wasn't in my contacts.
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Oct 14, 2011, 12:10 PM	#72
zekeo macrumors newbie Join Date: Oct 2011	What's your favorite color? My favorite color is... well, I don't know how to say it in your language. It's sort of greenish, but with more dimensions.
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Oct 14, 2011, 12:17 PM	#73
mr jnvii macrumors member Join Date: Mar 2011	Im at work and cant use the volume Does Siri actually say your name when it responds? Like, will it say "Here's a list of stores, Andrew" instead of "Here's a list of stores."
	1

Oct 14, 2011, 12:18 PM	#74
AlligatorBloodz macrumors member Join Date: Oct 2010	Me: "Tell me a joke" Siri:"Two iPhones walk into a bar..." LOL I swear to god thats what siri said!!
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Oct 14, 2011, 12:18 PM	#75
Nioxic macrumors regular Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Denmark	Does she get knock knock jokes?
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