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Old Oct 14, 2011, 07:18 AM   #51
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Found this on another forum, Stuff that Siri says, thought it was brilliant!

Not sure if someone has already posted it though. Sorry if someone already has.
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 07:42 AM   #52
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"Who shot JFK"?
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 07:57 AM   #53
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I just asked Siri to marry me..... he said

"Lets just be friends, Ok?'

LOL
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 08:07 AM   #54
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Hahaha. These are great.
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 08:20 AM   #55
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me - "I want sex"

siri- "Sorry I couldn't find any adult stores near"
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 08:55 AM   #56
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Q: "Would you like to ****?"

A: "James, your language".

ROTFLMAO.

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Me: "I can't get no satisfaction"
Siri: "I suppose you can't".

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Q: "Do you want to know a secret?"
A: "I try to be satisfied with what I have."

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Q: "What do you think about Android?"
A: "I think differently".
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 09:12 AM   #57
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It knows the number of the beast, although probably not technically an Easter egg cause it pulled up Wolfram
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 09:57 AM   #58
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Siri: How can i help? "Sex" Sorry Matthew, i can only look for businesses in the United States....
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 10:07 AM   #59
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Beam me up scotty has some great answers
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 10:18 AM   #60
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Me: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Siri: 42 cords of wood, to be exact. Everyone knows that.
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 10:29 AM   #61
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Tell it "I am cold".

or "I am sleepy".

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Tell it "My name is captain underpants" (or any other stupid name).
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 10:47 AM   #62
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Tell it "My name is captain underpants"
Tra-la-la-la!
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 10:54 AM   #63
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Not sure if this has already been mentioned. If you keep asking Siri to 'Open the pod bay doors', he/she eventually gets tired of it, and last time I asked, was told that I was 'being reported to the intelligent agents bureau for harassment'!

I have switched to Australian Siri, cos she sounds nicer than 'Simon Bates'. I do find that I have to try to mimic the accent to get her to understand me, though.
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 11:07 AM   #64
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I have switched to Australian Siri, cos she sounds nicer than 'Simon Bates'. I do find that I have to try to mimic the accent to get her to understand me, though.
Being Australian I thought I would talk to Aussie Siri in my native accent and ask the following questions (or statements):

"How's it hangin'?"
"Strewth, crikey"
"When's the footy on?"

None of them were interpreted correctly.

It did recognise 'G'day' though, which is something the other languages don't.

Oh, change it to german and ask a bunch of english questions.
It is quite hilarious.
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 11:32 AM   #65
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I told Siri she was cool.

She replied: "Am I? I'd like to be.".
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 11:46 AM   #66
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I just tried this - pretty funny!

Nino: "I'm lonely"
Siri: "Are you?"
Nino: "Yes"
Siri: "That's what I figured"
Nino: "Do you love me?"
Siri: "I'm not capable of love"
Nino: "Take a photo"
Siri: "Nino, I'll leave the picture-taking to you"
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 11:53 AM   #67
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So far, my favorite one that I have discovered:

Q: "Can you sing?"
A: "Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do . . ."
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 11:54 AM   #68
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This cracked me up.
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 12:03 PM   #69
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Someone ask, "Siri, are you ever gonna give me up, ever gonna let me down?"
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 12:07 PM   #70
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Will you marry me?

My end user license does not cover marriage. LMFAO
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 12:07 PM   #71
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I find that if I ask the meaning of life multiple times, I get new answers. My fave so far is "All evidence to date suggests chocolate"

I did say "Jesus Christ" and Siri told me that he wasn't in my contacts.
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 12:10 PM   #72
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What's your favorite color?

My favorite color is... well, I don't know how to say it in your language. It's sort of greenish, but with more dimensions.
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 12:17 PM   #73
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Im at work and cant use the volume

Does Siri actually say your name when it responds? Like, will it say "Here's a list of stores, Andrew" instead of "Here's a list of stores."
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 12:18 PM   #74
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Me: "Tell me a joke"

Siri:"Two iPhones walk into a bar..."

LOL I swear to god thats what siri said!!
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 12:18 PM   #75
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Does she get knock knock jokes?
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