Siri Easter Eggs - Page 5

100Teraflops · 02:55 PM

Siri Rules! I said "Hello how are you today" and Siri said "I'm fine thanks for asking".

Earlier today I asked Siri to open my contacts and she replied along the lines of "I'd like to, but I can't, sorry to let you down".

Has anybody 'talked to Siri 'in public yet? Can't wait!

EDIT:
Me: Are you the only Siri?
Siri: I can'y answer that
Me: why not?
Siri: you see things, and you say, 'why?' But I dream things that never were, and I say, 'Why not?

Dr Kevorkian94 · Oct 14, 2011, 02:58 PM

I have a another answer to the meaning of life:

Me: what is the meaning of life
Siri: i can't answer that right now, but give me some time to write a very long play in with nothing happens.

lol

tvhargon · 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jared52

Someone ask, "Siri, are you ever gonna give me up, ever gonna let me down?"

She doesn't know this one, I tried multiple syntaxes.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Nioxic

Does she get knock knock jokes?

Me: "Knock knock"
Siri: "Knock knock. Who's there? [My name]. [My name] who? [My name], I don't do knock-knock jokes."

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I can't get her to say anything buy "Sigh..." when I ask her to open the pod bay doors.

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Some of the many responses to "Beam me up, Scotty":

"Sorry Captain, your TriCorder is in Airplane Mode."
"Please install the latest version of iCloud and try again."
"WiFi or 3G?"
"Please remove your belt, shoes and jacket, and empty your pockets."
"OK. Stand still."

Sarngate · Oct 14, 2011, 03:18 PM

I said 'Beam me up scotty'
She said 'Please install the latest version of iCloud and try again'

Primate · Oct 14, 2011, 03:23 PM

When I asked open pod bay door she said... I'm sorry Tj I can't do that ... Are you happy now.... I laughed

Drw389 · Oct 14, 2011, 03:35 PM

I set up a Twitter acct @SiriIsHilarious to tweet some of the funnier pictures, PM me if you've got ideas, and follow!

Eddy Munn · Oct 14, 2011, 03:39 PM

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?

SalsaShark · Oct 14, 2011, 03:40 PM

"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"

Dr Kevorkian94 · Oct 14, 2011, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eddy Munn

Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?

it says snow white (from wolfram alpha)

Nioxic · Oct 14, 2011, 03:42 PM

What if 2 people with siri somehow get them to talk to each other?

mlad1101 · Oct 14, 2011, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarngate

I said 'Beam me up scotty'
She said 'Please install the latest version of iCloud and try again'

Told me "Ok, Stand Still."

beebo87 · Oct 14, 2011, 03:48 PM

ask her to tell you a story. lol

moetownslick · Oct 14, 2011, 03:55 PM

i told Siri "i am home now".

she replied with "ok, that's good to know."

MicroByte · Oct 14, 2011, 03:57 PM

Sorry if this is cliche, but can someone tell Siri "This was a triumph"?

outz · Oct 14, 2011, 03:59 PM

i thought this was amusing...

i told siri "i want to see tits" or "i want tits"

and it's like.. "the following strip clubs are close by:" and gave me listings.

moetownslick · Oct 14, 2011, 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beebo87

ask her to tell you a story. lol

she told me she wasn't much of a storyteller lol

lewys · Oct 14, 2011, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by microbyte

sorry if this is cliche, but can someone tell siri "this was a triumph"?

someone do it

Dr Kevorkian94 · Oct 14, 2011, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lewys

someone do it

i did siri just says she doesn't know what you mean

jctevere · Oct 14, 2011, 04:47 PM

I hate how everyone is marveling apple and their "engineers" for all these easter eggs and for "creating Siri". It was completely developed by an outside company and listed on the AppStore. Apple saw its potential and quickly bought out the company and removed the application from the AppStore. Luckily, I was able to snag a download of it first before it got removed. The application I have does 90% of what the integrated Siri does in the iOS (can't do things like read texts, send texts and set reminders by location).

Although, I'm sure with an update and removal of a few restrictions it could. And the application runs great on my iPhone 4... Just goes to show you how "greedy" apple is, restricting features to make you get an iPhone 4.

Want proof? See my attached screenshot on my iPhone 4:

Nishi100 · Oct 14, 2011, 04:49 PM

This made me laugh:

- "Why don't you work on the iPhone 4."

- "No Comment."

lilj4425 · Oct 14, 2011, 04:51 PM

I asked her what the meaning of life was and she told me it was chocolate.

Dee2001 · Oct 14, 2011, 04:52 PM

Me: How old am I

Siri: I don't know. Frankly, I've wondered that myself.

WilliamG · Oct 14, 2011, 05:03 PM

Me: What is the greatest computer in the world?

Siri: All truly intelligent assistants prefer Macintosh.

Hahaha! I love Siri.

JDee · Oct 14, 2011, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jctevere

I hate how everyone is marveling apple and their "engineers" for all these easter eggs and for "creating Siri". It was completely developed by an outside company and listed on the AppStore. Apple saw its potential and quickly bought out the company and removed the application from the AppStore. Luckily, I was able to snag a download of it first before it got removed. The application I have does 90% of what the integrated Siri does in the iOS (can't do things like read texts, send texts and set reminders by location).

Although, I'm sure with an update and removal of a few restrictions it could. And the application runs great on my iPhone 4... Just goes to show you how "greedy" apple is, restricting features to make you get an iPhone 4.

Want proof? See my attached screenshot on my iPhone 4:

It wasn't pulled until Apple announced iPhone 4S. Many of us knew about Siri and Apple's acquisition of it.

Superfink · Oct 14, 2011, 05:13 PM

She told me she can only read txt messages to which I said "Bull ****!" she replied "I'll pretend I didn't hear that!"

Oct 14, 2011, 02:49 PM	#101
100Teraflops macrumors 6502a Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Somewhere in Ohio	Siri Rules! I said "Hello how are you today" and Siri said "I'm fine thanks for asking". Earlier today I asked Siri to open my contacts and she replied along the lines of "I'd like to, but I can't, sorry to let you down". Has anybody 'talked to Siri 'in public yet? Can't wait! EDIT: Me: Are you the only Siri? Siri: I can'y answer that Me: why not? Siri: you see things, and you say, 'why?' But I dream things that never were, and I say, 'Why not? __________________ Long live the photographer! Got memories? Record your moments with current electronic devices. I stumble, fall, get up and do it again. Last edited by 100Teraflops; Oct 14, 2011 at 02:55 PM. Reason: I need to get a life!!
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Oct 14, 2011, 02:58 PM	#102
Dr Kevorkian94 macrumors 68000 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: # 12 Grimmauld Place	I have a another answer to the meaning of life: Me: what is the meaning of life Siri: i can't answer that right now, but give me some time to write a very long play in with nothing happens. lol __________________ ipod nano X3ipod touch 2 Gen 27 in aluminum ImaciPad 2 3G 16gb, iPad 64gb 32GB iPhone 4 S⃣ 10/5/11 Never Forget
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Oct 14, 2011, 03:35 PM	#106
Drw389 macrumors newbie Join Date: Oct 2011	I set up a Twitter acct @SiriIsHilarious to tweet some of the funnier pictures, PM me if you've got ideas, and follow!
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Oct 14, 2011, 03:39 PM	#107
Eddy Munn macrumors regular Join Date: Dec 2008	Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all? __________________ 15" Aluminum Unibody MacBook Pro w/ SSD & iPhone 5.
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Oct 14, 2011, 03:40 PM	#108
SalsaShark macrumors member Join Date: Jul 2000	"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
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Oct 14, 2011, 03:18 PM	#104
Sarngate macrumors regular Join Date: May 2010	I said 'Beam me up scotty' She said 'Please install the latest version of iCloud and try again'
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Oct 14, 2011, 03:23 PM	#105
Primate macrumors member Join Date: Oct 2011	When I asked open pod bay door she said... I'm sorry Tj I can't do that ... Are you happy now.... I laughed
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Oct 14, 2011, 03:42 PM	#110
Nioxic macrumors regular Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Denmark	What if 2 people with siri somehow get them to talk to each other?
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Oct 14, 2011, 03:48 PM	#112
beebo87 macrumors member Join Date: Jun 2010	ask her to tell you a story. lol
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Oct 14, 2011, 03:55 PM	#113
moetownslick macrumors member Join Date: Jun 2009	i told Siri "i am home now". she replied with "ok, that's good to know."
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Oct 14, 2011, 03:57 PM	#114
MicroByte macrumors 6502 Join Date: Jul 2008	Sorry if this is cliche, but can someone tell Siri "This was a triumph"? __________________ Gamecenter: MicroByte Jetpack Joyride: all 125 medals::Golden Tophat winner::Me on the Half-Brick site
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Oct 14, 2011, 03:59 PM	#115
outz macrumors 6502 Join Date: Jul 2007	i thought this was amusing... i told siri "i want to see tits" or "i want tits" and it's like.. "the following strip clubs are close by:" and gave me listings.
	1

Oct 14, 2011, 04:47 PM	#119
jctevere macrumors regular Join Date: Feb 2009	I hate how everyone is marveling apple and their "engineers" for all these easter eggs and for "creating Siri". It was completely developed by an outside company and listed on the AppStore. Apple saw its potential and quickly bought out the company and removed the application from the AppStore. Luckily, I was able to snag a download of it first before it got removed. The application I have does 90% of what the integrated Siri does in the iOS (can't do things like read texts, send texts and set reminders by location). Although, I'm sure with an update and removal of a few restrictions it could. And the application runs great on my iPhone 4... Just goes to show you how "greedy" apple is, restricting features to make you get an iPhone 4. Want proof? See my attached screenshot on my iPhone 4: Attached Thumbnails
	-37

Oct 14, 2011, 04:49 PM	#120
Nishi100 macrumors 6502a Join Date: Mar 2010	This made me laugh: - "Why don't you work on the iPhone 4." - "No Comment."
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Oct 14, 2011, 04:51 PM	#121
lilj4425 macrumors 6502 Join Date: Apr 2007	I asked her what the meaning of life was and she told me it was chocolate.
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Oct 14, 2011, 04:52 PM	#122
Dee2001 macrumors newbie Join Date: Nov 2009	Me: How old am I Siri: I don't know. Frankly, I've wondered that myself.
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Oct 14, 2011, 05:03 PM	#123
WilliamG macrumors 68040 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Seattle	Me: What is the greatest computer in the world? Siri: All truly intelligent assistants prefer Macintosh. Hahaha! I love Siri. __________________ iMac, MacBook Air, Mac mini, iPad, iPhone, 55-11 www.bighugenerd.com
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Oct 14, 2011, 05:13 PM	#125
Superfink macrumors newbie Join Date: Oct 2011	She told me she can only read txt messages to which I said "Bull ****!" she replied "I'll pretend I didn't hear that!"
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