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Old Oct 14, 2011, 03:49 PM   #101
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Siri Rules! I said "Hello how are you today" and Siri said "I'm fine thanks for asking".

Earlier today I asked Siri to open my contacts and she replied along the lines of "I'd like to, but I can't, sorry to let you down".

Has anybody 'talked to Siri 'in public yet? Can't wait!

EDIT:
Me: Are you the only Siri?
Siri: I can'y answer that
Me: why not?
Siri: you see things, and you say, 'why?' But I dream things that never were, and I say, 'Why not?
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 03:58 PM   #102
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I have a another answer to the meaning of life:

Me: what is the meaning of life
Siri: i can't answer that right now, but give me some time to write a very long play in with nothing happens.

lol
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 04:08 PM   #103
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Someone ask, "Siri, are you ever gonna give me up, ever gonna let me down?"
She doesn't know this one, I tried multiple syntaxes.

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Does she get knock knock jokes?
Me: "Knock knock"
Siri: "Knock knock. Who's there? [My name]. [My name] who? [My name], I don't do knock-knock jokes."

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I can't get her to say anything buy "Sigh..." when I ask her to open the pod bay doors.

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Some of the many responses to "Beam me up, Scotty":

"Sorry Captain, your TriCorder is in Airplane Mode."
"Please install the latest version of iCloud and try again."
"WiFi or 3G?"
"Please remove your belt, shoes and jacket, and empty your pockets."
"OK. Stand still."

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Old Oct 14, 2011, 04:18 PM   #104
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I said 'Beam me up scotty'
She said 'Please install the latest version of iCloud and try again'

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Old Oct 14, 2011, 04:23 PM   #105
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When I asked open pod bay door she said... I'm sorry Tj I can't do that ... Are you happy now.... I laughed
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 04:35 PM   #106
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I set up a Twitter acct @SiriIsHilarious to tweet some of the funnier pictures, PM me if you've got ideas, and follow!
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 04:39 PM   #107
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Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 04:40 PM   #108
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 04:41 PM   #109
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Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
it says snow white (from wolfram alpha)
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 04:42 PM   #110
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What if 2 people with siri somehow get them to talk to each other?
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 04:47 PM   #111
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I said 'Beam me up scotty'
She said 'Please install the latest version of iCloud and try again'

Told me "Ok, Stand Still."
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 04:48 PM   #112
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ask her to tell you a story. lol
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 04:55 PM   #113
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i told Siri "i am home now".

she replied with "ok, that's good to know."
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 04:57 PM   #114
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Sorry if this is cliche, but can someone tell Siri "This was a triumph"?
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 04:59 PM   #115
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i thought this was amusing...

i told siri "i want to see tits" or "i want tits"

and it's like.. "the following strip clubs are close by:" and gave me listings.
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 04:59 PM   #116
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ask her to tell you a story. lol
she told me she wasn't much of a storyteller lol
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 05:23 PM   #117
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sorry if this is cliche, but can someone tell siri "this was a triumph"?
someone do it
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 05:29 PM   #118
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someone do it
i did siri just says she doesn't know what you mean
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 05:47 PM   #119
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I hate how everyone is marveling apple and their "engineers" for all these easter eggs and for "creating Siri". It was completely developed by an outside company and listed on the AppStore. Apple saw its potential and quickly bought out the company and removed the application from the AppStore. Luckily, I was able to snag a download of it first before it got removed. The application I have does 90% of what the integrated Siri does in the iOS (can't do things like read texts, send texts and set reminders by location).

Although, I'm sure with an update and removal of a few restrictions it could. And the application runs great on my iPhone 4... Just goes to show you how "greedy" apple is, restricting features to make you get an iPhone 4.

Want proof? See my attached screenshot on my iPhone 4:
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 05:49 PM   #120
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This made me laugh:

- "Why don't you work on the iPhone 4."

- "No Comment."
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 05:51 PM   #121
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I asked her what the meaning of life was and she told me it was chocolate.
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 05:52 PM   #122
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Me: How old am I

Siri: I don't know. Frankly, I've wondered that myself.
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 06:03 PM   #123
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Me: What is the greatest computer in the world?

Siri: All truly intelligent assistants prefer Macintosh.

Hahaha! I love Siri.
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 06:12 PM   #124
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I hate how everyone is marveling apple and their "engineers" for all these easter eggs and for "creating Siri". It was completely developed by an outside company and listed on the AppStore. Apple saw its potential and quickly bought out the company and removed the application from the AppStore. Luckily, I was able to snag a download of it first before it got removed. The application I have does 90% of what the integrated Siri does in the iOS (can't do things like read texts, send texts and set reminders by location).

Although, I'm sure with an update and removal of a few restrictions it could. And the application runs great on my iPhone 4... Just goes to show you how "greedy" apple is, restricting features to make you get an iPhone 4.

Want proof? See my attached screenshot on my iPhone 4:
It wasn't pulled until Apple announced iPhone 4S. Many of us knew about Siri and Apple's acquisition of it.
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 06:13 PM   #125
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She told me she can only read txt messages to which I said "Bull ****!" she replied "I'll pretend I didn't hear that!"
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