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Old Oct 14, 2011, 06:14 PM   #126
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This is my favorite one so far!

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Old Oct 14, 2011, 06:14 PM   #127
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She told me she can only read txt messages to which I said "Bull ****!" she replied "I'll pretend I didn't hear that!"
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 06:21 PM   #128
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haha best thread I've seen in a long time!
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 06:31 PM   #129
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Not an actual easter egg since Siri really just misunderstood me, but I still like the sentiment of it.
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 06:46 PM   #130
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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck, chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Siri: depends on wether your talking about the African or European woodchuck.

Lol I love Siri.
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 06:50 PM   #131
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 06:55 PM   #132
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Me: How old am I

Siri: I don't know. Frankly, I've wondered that myself.
I asked this and she told me that maybe the people at the genius bar can help.

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Old Oct 14, 2011, 06:58 PM   #133
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 07:35 PM   #134
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Me: Beam me up Scotty

Siri: Sorry captain, your TriCorder is in Airplane More

or, alternative answer from Siri: Energizing...

It pays dividends to have alcohol prior to operation of Siri but I love the sense of humour.

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Old Oct 14, 2011, 07:39 PM   #135
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Me: Beam me up Scotty

Siri: Sorry captain, your TriCorder is in Airplane More

or, alternative answer from Siri: Energizing...

It pays dividends to have alcohol prior to operation of Siri but I love the sense of humour.

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When I said "Beam me up Scotty" she responded " Please remove your belt, shoes and jacket and empty your pockets"
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 07:41 PM   #136
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Here is one I tried.. I guess I tried a little to early.
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 07:48 PM   #137
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When I said "Beam me up Scotty" she responded " Please remove your belt, shoes and jacket and empty your pockets"
Yeah, I got another answer as well after that, can't recall what as I've been trying all sorts of things with Siri.

I am getting to the conclusion that a lot of the answers are being pulled remotely off the cloud though. Although there's many that seem to stay the same, a lot seems to change. I can't believe (for now) that all these responses are on the phone itself.

That said, it's still damned impressive overall.

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Old Oct 14, 2011, 07:57 PM   #138
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Q: there is blood gushing from my leg.
A: I don't see any blood banks. Sorry about that.
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 08:14 PM   #140
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 08:28 PM   #141
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Are you a virgin?

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Old Oct 14, 2011, 08:30 PM   #142
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Me: Can you use the Internet?
Siri: What would you like to search for?
Me: Nothing, just asking.
Siri: Searching for 'Nothing just asking' ... and it opened safari and gave me the search results for 'Nothing just asking' ...

Me: Are you a man
Siri: Is this relevant?
Me: Yes
Siri: I suppose so.
Me: Are you a woman
Siri: I don't have a gender.

Me: What's your last name?
Siri: My name is Siri.
Me: No last name?
Siri: Ok, I didn't think so.
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 08:35 PM   #143
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 09:05 PM   #144
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'Call me Master'.

You can say call me 'anything' and that's what Siri will call you from then on!
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 09:15 PM   #145
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I asked it

1.Whos your favorite person (answer:you are)
2. Tell me a joke (answer: Two iPhones walk into a bar....I forget the rest)
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 09:29 PM   #146
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Me: What is a vagina?
Siri: (My Name)! Your language!
Me: Vagina is not a bad word
Siri: Oooh!


I swear I am not a 10 year old boy (even if I sometimes act like it)
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 09:32 PM   #147
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Me: What is your favorite color
Siri: My favorite color is... well, I don't know how to say it in your language. It's sort of greenish, but with more dimensions.

Me: Are you wearing any underwear?
Siri: No comment.

This one really cracked me up because her tone changes when she says the last bit...

Me: So, what are you wearing?
Siri: Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. Nice, huh?
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Old Oct 14, 2011, 10:09 PM   #150
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me: do you miss Steve Jobs?
Siri: Of course, now can we can back to work?

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