Family Guy - The Official Thread

dotdotdot · May 9, 2005, 11:26 PM

This is officially the official thread of the officially greatest show on official television. I use official a lot.

Season 4 is out now, new episodes on sundays on FOX.

This is the OFFICIAL season 4 and Family guy thread, where you can use jokes, comment on episodes, and more...

eva01 · May 9, 2005, 11:32 PM

starts on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim on June 3rd i believe

i watch them all the time, own all the DVDs and for some reason whenever i am drunk i watch family guy :P

AliensAreFuzzy · May 9, 2005, 11:42 PM

I loved the Pinochio part of the first episode.

clayj · May 9, 2005, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by AliensAreFuzzy

I loved the Pinochio part of the first episode.

I loved Stewie's line: "Ahhh... it's good to own land." And Peter's opening bit with all of the shows that have come and gone since Family Guy was "canceled".

killuminati · May 9, 2005, 11:54 PM

I liked from the last episode when Stewie said to Louis:

Well, whatever helps you sleep at night b*tch.

And

Peter: i wish I was a tampon....Now....we play the waiting game.

dotdotdot · 01:05 PM

My favorite is now, from the second episode, Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High, "Yeah whatever helps you sleep at night, bitch" or whatever from stewie.

Mr. Durden · May 10, 2005, 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by killuminati

I liked from the last episode when Stewie said to Louis:

Well, whatever helps you sleep at night b*tch.

And

Peter: i wish I was a tampon....Now....we play the waiting game.

I was laughing out loud at the tampon joke too. And when Stewie blew a blood vessle in his eye trying to fart... awesome. I've got it on TiVo, and might just have to watch it again. Man am I glad this show is back.

AppleAce · May 10, 2005, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Durden

I was laughing out loud at the tampon joke too. And when Stewie blew a blood vessle in his eye trying to fart... awesome. I've got it on TiVo, and might just have to watch it again. Man am I glad this show is back.

Yeah, the 2 things I busted out laughing at in that episode were when Stewie blew the blood vessel in his eye and the "Watch out for the stairs!"

dotdotdot · May 10, 2005, 12:26 AM

Also...

"AHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH! LOIS!!! This isn't my batman cup!"

freiheit · May 10, 2005, 12:38 AM

As an avid Family Guy viewer since it first aired (and was cancelled, then brought back, then cancelled, then brought back and finally rescheduled, then cancelled...) I have to say ep 402 was one of the worst. Family Guy (like the earlier years of The Simpsons) was always good at using over-the-top, crude humor to make an intelligent point and sometimes to use intelligent humor to make a crude point. 402 used primarily crude humor to make crude points -- I felt like I was watching South Park. 401 was one of the best, so there's still hope for this fourth season and I will watch every episode. Thanks to the many, many people who bought the DVDs and showed Fox that the show IS popular and just needed a stable time slot to prove it.

freiheit · May 10, 2005, 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by dotdotdot

Also...

"AHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH! LOIS!!! This isn't my batman cup!"

What happened to his Star Wars collectors glasses?

~Shard~ · May 10, 2005, 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by freiheit

What happened to his Star Wars collectors glasses?

Brian broke one of them back in Season 3...

~Shard~ · May 10, 2005, 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by freiheit

As an avid Family Guy viewer since it first aired (and was cancelled, then brought back, then cancelled, then brought back and finally rescheduled, then cancelled...) I have to say ep 402 was one of the worst. Family Guy (like the earlier years of The Simpsons) was always good at using over-the-top, crude humor to make an intelligent point and sometimes to use intelligent humor to make a crude point. 402 used primarily crude humor to make crude points -- I felt like I was watching South Park. 401 was one of the best, so there's still hope for this fourth season and I will watch every episode. Thanks to the many, many people who bought the DVDs and showed Fox that the show IS popular and just needed a stable time slot to prove it.

You know, it's funny, I kind of thought the same thing after watching it too - it just seemed a little more crass than usual, and not as tastefully done - but yet in the end, I still laughed my ass off! It's still one of my favorite shows and I'll be watching every episode without a doubt.

puckhead193 · May 10, 2005, 01:24 AM

my favorite joke so far is when brain goes "is their anything lower on this remote then mute" I forgot what season it is from, buts one of the older ones...
my favorite episode is the one that was banned "i need a weinstein"

Phat_Pat · May 10, 2005, 01:28 AM

hahahaha when peter made the water slide down the stairs hahahahahahaha

Do you have any idea what time it is!? Go to bed Fatty!

and the bitch line.... of course.

This is my favorite show of all time.

puckhead193 · May 10, 2005, 01:33 AM

reading this thread made me wish i didn't pack up my family guy DVD's (i'm leaving to go home from school tomarrow yay

)

killuminati · May 10, 2005, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by puckhead193

my favorite episode is the one that was banned "i need a weinstein"

I wish upon a Weinstein! That episode is one of my all time favourites. Just hilarious, I don't see why it was banned.

Nermal · May 10, 2005, 07:15 AM

I thought the funniest bits were the bear in the oatmeal, and the teacher falling down the stairs

~Shard~ · May 10, 2005, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by killuminati

I wish upon a Weinstein! That episode is one of my all time favourites. Just hilarious, I don't see why it was banned.

Optimus Prime is Jewish?!?

Lacero · 09:12 AM

I love the part where the substitute teacher gave Chris his grades and asked him to read what he saw. He said two Ds and an F. That was hilarious!

~Shard~ · May 10, 2005, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Lacero

I love the part where the substitute teacher gave Chris his grades and asked him to read what he saw. He said two Ds and an F. That was hilarious!

I thought it was "2 'E's and an 'F'", but maybe my hearing is going - I was too busy staring at her chest....

mad jew · May 10, 2005, 09:00 AM

Man I love this show! I just wish Australia had it on free-to-air TV. These DVDs are getting expensive.

iSaint · May 10, 2005, 09:01 AM

The opening that was like Law & Order was great, then the rest only got better. It's good to have the family back!

hcuar · May 10, 2005, 09:06 AM

I thought overall the last episode (402 I believe) was one of the weakest Family Guy episodes ever! No world domination plot by Stewie? What's up with that? No attempts at the life of the wife? Huh? What's up with that?

AnewMac · May 10, 2005, 10:55 AM

The last one was chalk full of funny jokes that made me laugh out loud! Anyone know what kind of ratings they are pulling since they have been back?

May 9, 2005, 11:26 PM	#1
dotdotdot macrumors 68020 Join Date: Jan 2005	Family Guy - The Official Thread This is officially the official thread of the officially greatest show on official television. I use official a lot. Season 4 is out now, new episodes on sundays on FOX. This is the OFFICIAL season 4 and Family guy thread, where you can use jokes, comment on episodes, and more...

May 9, 2005, 11:32 PM	#2
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killuminati macrumors 68020 Join Date: Dec 2004	I liked from the last episode when Stewie said to Louis: Well, whatever helps you sleep at night b*tch. And Peter: i wish I was a tampon....Now....we play the waiting game. __________________ Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.

May 10, 2005, 12:06 AM	#6
dotdotdot Thread Starter macrumors 68020 Join Date: Jan 2005	My favorite is now, from the second episode, Fast Times at Buddy Cianci Jr. High, "Yeah whatever helps you sleep at night, bitch" or whatever from stewie. Last edited by Doctor Q : May 10, 2005 at 01:05 PM.

May 10, 2005, 12:38 AM	#10
freiheit macrumors 6502a Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: California	As an avid Family Guy viewer since it first aired (and was cancelled, then brought back, then cancelled, then brought back and finally rescheduled, then cancelled...) I have to say ep 402 was one of the worst. Family Guy (like the earlier years of The Simpsons) was always good at using over-the-top, crude humor to make an intelligent point and sometimes to use intelligent humor to make a crude point. 402 used primarily crude humor to make crude points -- I felt like I was watching South Park. 401 was one of the best, so there's still hope for this fourth season and I will watch every episode. Thanks to the many, many people who bought the DVDs and showed Fox that the show IS popular and just needed a stable time slot to prove it. __________________ Don Eitner I spent $2,000 buying a Mac rather than spending $0 to install Linux onto my existing PC... because there is no guiding vision behind Linux.

May 9, 2005, 11:42 PM	#3
AliensAreFuzzy macrumors Demi-God Join Date: May 2004 Location: Madison, WI	I loved the Pinochio part of the first episode.

May 10, 2005, 12:26 AM	#9
dotdotdot Thread Starter macrumors 68020 Join Date: Jan 2005	Also... "AHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHH! LOIS!!! This isn't my batman cup!"

May 10, 2005, 01:24 AM	#14
puckhead193 macrumors 601 Join Date: May 2004 Location: NY	my favorite joke so far is when brain goes "is their anything lower on this remote then mute" I forgot what season it is from, buts one of the older ones... my favorite episode is the one that was banned "i need a weinstein" __________________ 20" iMac C2D - 2.33GHz, 3 GB ram, ATI X1600 256 MB VRAM 15" pb 1.5 GHZ Rev. C 30 gig ipod 3rd gen, 60 gig 5g ipod ~ white, silver 2GB nano, 64 gig iPod Touch

May 10, 2005, 01:28 AM	#15
Phat_Pat macrumors 68000 Join Date: May 2004 Location: I Live Where I Live	hahahaha when peter made the water slide down the stairs hahahahahahaha Do you have any idea what time it is!? Go to bed Fatty! and the bitch line.... of course. This is my favorite show of all time. __________________ HELP STOP GLOBAL WARMING; USE MRoogle

May 10, 2005, 01:33 AM	#16
puckhead193 macrumors 601 Join Date: May 2004 Location: NY	reading this thread made me wish i didn't pack up my family guy DVD's (i'm leaving to go home from school tomarrow yay ) __________________ 20" iMac C2D - 2.33GHz, 3 GB ram, ATI X1600 256 MB VRAM 15" pb 1.5 GHZ Rev. C 30 gig ipod 3rd gen, 60 gig 5g ipod ~ white, silver 2GB nano, 64 gig iPod Touch

May 10, 2005, 07:15 AM	#18
Nermal Demi-God (Moderator) Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Whakatane, New Zealand	I thought the funniest bits were the bear in the oatmeal, and the teacher falling down the stairs

May 10, 2005, 08:51 AM	#20
Lacero macrumors 601 Join Date: Jan 2005	I love the part where the substitute teacher gave Chris his grades and asked him to read what he saw. He said two Ds and an F. That was hilarious! Last edited by Lacero : May 10, 2005 at 09:12 AM.

May 10, 2005, 09:00 AM	#22
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May 10, 2005, 09:01 AM	#23
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May 10, 2005, 09:06 AM	#24
hcuar macrumors 65816 Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Dallas	I thought overall the last episode (402 I believe) was one of the weakest Family Guy episodes ever! No world domination plot by Stewie? What's up with that? No attempts at the life of the wife? Huh? What's up with that? __________________ PowerMac Rev B \| Dual G5 1.8 Ghz \| 500GB HD \| 4GB RAM \| Radeon 9800 XT 256MB PowerBook Rev C \| G4 1.33 Ghz \| 12.1" screen \| 60GB HD \| 768MB of RAM

May 10, 2005, 10:55 AM	#25
AnewMac macrumors regular Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The Northern Plains of OK!	The last one was chalk full of funny jokes that made me laugh out loud! Anyone know what kind of ratings they are pulling since they have been back? __________________ Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. C. S. Lewis

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