HELP! {Applescript}

So I'm trying to make an application in Applescript that's kind of like Siri, except you type what you're going to say instead of speaking it, and the program responds to you with built-in voice (yes, I know how to get strings and have the computer talk ). Instead of typing in every combination of words in existence, I want it to recognize keywords. Let's say the user says "I hate you, you stupid machine," it would pick up "hate," "you" and "stupid," and reply "Did I do something wrong?" If the user said "I hate stupid machines," then it would differ and say "That's a very strong opinion"

Thanks in advance!

Jolly Jimmy said:

This is way beyond what it's possible to do with AppleScript.

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Not really, I just want it to recognize certain words. There's got to be a way to do this!

There's gotta be a function such as:


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balamw said:

ELIZA is that you?
B

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No, this is DOCTOR

Jolly Jimmy said:

Well what are you waiting for! Get typing all those ifs.

Seems like you answered your own question.

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But the "contains" function doesn't exist -_-


EDIT
Turns out, the contains function DOES Exist! Heh, I'm embarrassed...
While we're at it, would anyone know how to automatically save variables to a text file or something, and then read and load them the next time the program is opened?