If You Stop Being A Homosexual, I'll Buy You The New MacBook Pro.

Prof. · Jun 13, 2012, 02:44 PM

As you may know, I like keeping my posts short and to the point. So here you go...

basesloaded190 · Jun 13, 2012, 02:46 PM

This can't be real.

maril1111 · Jun 13, 2012, 02:48 PM

Wow this is seriously messed up.

dukebound85 · Jun 13, 2012, 02:49 PM

so the kid learns to be discrete and milk his parents for nice computers

lol I am amused a how he needs to tell a backstory for selling a computer

rainking · Jun 13, 2012, 02:51 PM

Sorry to break it to you Dad, but that's not going to work.

NewbieCanada · Jun 13, 2012, 03:03 PM

I wonder if dear old dad know how to check the browser history.

The ad's been removed, BTW.

ericrwalker · Jun 13, 2012, 03:09 PM

Got a feeling that was a bad joke. He was trolling craigslist right?

leekohler · Jun 13, 2012, 03:31 PM

How terrible. But I'm not surprised. People have done far worse to their gay kids.

184550 · Jun 13, 2012, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by basesloaded190

This can't be real.

I'd be incredibly surprised if this is genuine.

It's 'surprising' that some think this may be real.

leekohler · Jun 13, 2012, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NathanMuir

I'd be incredibly surprised if this is genuine.

It's 'surprising' that some think this may be real.

This is the least of things people have done to their gay kids. This is nothing, believe me.

iStudentUK · Jun 13, 2012, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leekohler

This is the least of things people have done to their gay kids. This is nothing, believe me.

Yes, but that doesn't make this true. It's a superfluous statement made on a website that frequently contains lies/scams/jokes. I call fake.

kavika411 · Jun 13, 2012, 04:03 PM

Google search:

craigslist "homosexual acts" "macbook pro"

The first link listed on the Google results matches and gives the following link, which is now pulled:

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst...071739987.html

This is my favorite fake craigslist ad:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...875664657.html

rdowns · Jun 13, 2012, 04:04 PM

Wait until the kid wants a car.

leekohler · Jun 13, 2012, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iStudentUK

Yes, but that doesn't make this true. It's a superfluous statement made on a website that frequently contains lies/scams/jokes. I call fake.

Of course, you could be right.

Squadleader · Jun 13, 2012, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leekohler

How terrible. But I'm not surprised. People have done far worse to their gay kids.

Yea, your right..Why sell a MacBook Pro to buy him MacBook...

Don't panic · Jun 13, 2012, 04:36 PM

looks like trolling to me

fox10078 · Jun 13, 2012, 04:51 PM

I'd expect this to be from the south or bible belt. Not Culver City. He must hate when he has to drive through West Hollywood...

iJohnHenry · Jun 13, 2012, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rdowns

Wait until the kid wants a car.

Give me a car, or I'll become a Democrat??

NickZac · Jun 13, 2012, 09:58 PM

I really hope that is just a teenager being a smart***...but it's probably not

SkyBell · Jun 13, 2012, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kavika411

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...875664657.html

The bands he lists that he is into are not even close to metal. I love it!

Hugh · Jun 13, 2012, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squadleader

Yea, your right..Why sell a MacBook Pro to buy him MacBook...

First off it states that he is going to be buying one of the new laptops that coming out. There is no longer a Macbook, it was replaced by a 11" MacAir.

Second this is got to be a joke or a very sick father. I think it's a fake because what he adds on the bottom telling us his life story, Most people would stay clear of this guy, unless they are homophobic and see this has a good thing. If I was the kid I'll put on the act of being straight for mommy and daddy, but do what I was doing more privately. (Not sure where I am going with that last line there.)

Hugh

danahn17 · Jun 13, 2012, 11:58 PM

Yeah, I'd say it's a fake as well...

If I were the father and that ashamed of my gay son that I'd bribe him to become straight, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be posting that fact online for the whole world to see...

Fazzy · Jun 14, 2012, 11:28 AM

FAAAAAAAKE

If "abstaining" from being a homosexual gets you a Macbook Pro, I'd have faked a fondness for dressing in drag..

eric/ · Jun 14, 2012, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cassie

The bands he lists that he is into are not even close to metal. I love it!

Actually, the bands he listed are not only close to metal, they are currently at the forefront of metal.

Queso · Jun 14, 2012, 03:43 PM

Culver City was where they used to film Dallas. Is this what became of Sue Ellen?

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NewbieCanada macrumors 65816 Join Date: Oct 2007	I wonder if dear old dad know how to check the browser history. The ad's been removed, BTW.
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ericrwalker Banned Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Albany, NY	Got a feeling that was a bad joke. He was trolling craigslist right?
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leekohler Banned Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Chicago, Illinois	How terrible. But I'm not surprised. People have done far worse to their gay kids.
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kavika411 Banned Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Alabama	Google search: craigslist "homosexual acts" "macbook pro" The first link listed on the Google results matches and gives the following link, which is now pulled: http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst...071739987.html This is my favorite fake craigslist ad: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best...875664657.html
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rdowns macrumors Penryn Join Date: Jul 2003	Wait until the kid wants a car.
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NickZac macrumors 68000 Join Date: Dec 2010	I really hope that is just a teenager being a smart***...but it's probably not
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danahn17 macrumors 6502 Join Date: Dec 2009	Yeah, I'd say it's a fake as well... If I were the father and that ashamed of my gay son that I'd bribe him to become straight, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be posting that fact online for the whole world to see...
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Fazzy macrumors 6502 Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: check the tracking device	FAAAAAAAKE If "abstaining" from being a homosexual gets you a Macbook Pro, I'd have faked a fondness for dressing in drag.. __________________ PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME PICK MEPICK MEPICK ME PICK ME
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Queso macrumors 603 Join Date: Mar 2006	Culver City was where they used to film Dallas. Is this what became of Sue Ellen?
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