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Old Jul 27, 2005, 08:08 AM   #1
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the secret to a happy marriage (joke)

Here's the untold secret of married life....!!!

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquillity had long been the talk of the town.
"What a peaceful & loving couple!" A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained
the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled. My wife quietly said,
'That's once'."
"We proceeded a little further and the horse
stumbled again.
Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' "We
hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her
purse and shot the horse dead.
"I started an angry protest over her treatment to
the horse, while I was shouting; She looked at me, and quietly said,
'That's once'. "
"And we lived happily ever after."
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Old Jul 27, 2005, 08:16 AM   #2
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That's a good one.

It reminds me of a saying my grandfather told me, when I told him I was thinking of getting married, "A perfect wife is one that never expects a perfect husband."
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Old Jul 27, 2005, 08:19 AM   #3
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That's a good one.

It reminds me of a saying my grandfather told me, when I told him I was thinking of getting married, "A perfect wife is one that never expects a perfect husband."

...And apparently one that doesn't have a gun.
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Old Jul 27, 2005, 08:22 AM   #4
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...And apparently one that doesn't have a gun.

haha... this is true
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Old Jul 27, 2005, 08:36 AM   #5
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Heres a marriage joke for you.

These two friends are catching up after not seeing each other for a while.

The first man tells the second, "You know, I love my wife. Shes such an angel"

And he responds "Oh your lucky, my wifes still alive."
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Old Jul 27, 2005, 08:56 AM   #6
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Q: why is divorce so expensive?

A: cause it's worth it...


(not that I agree, I just thought it was funny)
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Old Jul 27, 2005, 09:00 AM   #7
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Saw this bumper sticker a few weeks back:

How I miss my ex-wife!
I really need target practice
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