the secret to a happy marriage (joke)

mgargan1 · Jul 27, 2005, 08:08 AM

Here's the untold secret of married life....!!!

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquillity had long been the talk of the town.
"What a peaceful & loving couple!" A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained
the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled. My wife quietly said,
'That's once'."
"We proceeded a little further and the horse
stumbled again.
Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' "We
hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her
purse and shot the horse dead.
"I started an angry protest over her treatment to
the horse, while I was shouting; She looked at me, and quietly said,
'That's once'. "
"And we lived happily ever after."

g4cubed · Jul 27, 2005, 08:16 AM

That's a good one.

It reminds me of a saying my grandfather told me, when I told him I was thinking of getting married, "A perfect wife is one that never expects a perfect husband."

mad jew · Jul 27, 2005, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by g4cubed

That's a good one.

It reminds me of a saying my grandfather told me, when I told him I was thinking of getting married, "A perfect wife is one that never expects a perfect husband."

...And apparently one that doesn't have a gun.

mgargan1 · Jul 27, 2005, 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mad jew

...And apparently one that doesn't have a gun.

haha... this is true

mrzeve · Jul 27, 2005, 08:36 AM

Heres a marriage joke for you.

These two friends are catching up after not seeing each other for a while.

The first man tells the second, "You know, I love my wife. Shes such an angel"

And he responds "Oh your lucky, my wifes still alive."

mgargan1 · Jul 27, 2005, 08:56 AM

Q: why is divorce so expensive?

A: cause it's worth it...

(not that I agree, I just thought it was funny)

zelmo · Jul 27, 2005, 09:00 AM

Saw this bumper sticker a few weeks back:

How I miss my ex-wife!
I really need target practice

Jul 27, 2005, 08:08 AM	#1
mgargan1 macrumors 65816 Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Reston, VA	the secret to a happy marriage (joke) Here's the untold secret of married life....!!! A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquillity had long been the talk of the town. "What a peaceful & loving couple!" A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled. My wife quietly said, 'That's once'." "We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' "We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. "I started an angry protest over her treatment to the horse, while I was shouting; She looked at me, and quietly said, 'That's once'. " "And we lived happily ever after."
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Jul 27, 2005, 08:16 AM	#2
g4cubed macrumors 6502a Join Date: Jun 2004	That's a good one. It reminds me of a saying my grandfather told me, when I told him I was thinking of getting married, "A perfect wife is one that never expects a perfect husband." __________________ 10 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs and Bob Hope... Now we have no cash, no jobs and no hope.
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Jul 27, 2005, 08:36 AM	#5
mrzeve macrumors 6502a Join Date: Jan 2005	Heres a marriage joke for you. These two friends are catching up after not seeing each other for a while. The first man tells the second, "You know, I love my wife. Shes such an angel" And he responds "Oh your lucky, my wifes still alive." __________________ Canto Pod: Get song lyrics on your iPod and iTunes, for free. (Mac + PC)
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zelmo macrumors 603 Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Mac since 7.5	Saw this bumper sticker a few weeks back: How I miss my ex-wife! I really need target practice __________________ Unholy Ferret Invasion is coming to your town!
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Jul 27, 2005, 08:56 AM	#6
mgargan1 Thread Starter macrumors 65816 Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Reston, VA	Q: why is divorce so expensive? A: cause it's worth it... (not that I agree, I just thought it was funny)
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