Well, there it is! ^^^
Absollutely true!
No real, manly man would ever have a white iPad. Or a white iPhone. Or even a white shirt!
Only a wimpy man, of questionable...er...tendencies would even consider a white iPad!
Real men, manly men, men with machismo would only select black. White is so, so, well...what more can be said. A man with a white iPad would lose all his manly men friends, as they would not wish to be associated with a man with a white iPad. Others might think them...ah...light in the loafers, too.
I hope I hasve made clear this issue and settled, once and for all, the dangers or any man using a white iPad.
To even consider it is...well...suspect!!