This would make foir a great hipster version of a Christmas Carol. Starring the ghosts of iPads past, present and future. Scrooge could initially be worried that his Christmas Ipad won't be the latest for a whole year until he sees that Tiny Tim died. Then Scrooge appreciates the things he has and buys Crachet's family the 64GB LTE iPad.
Whats to-day, my fine fellow? said Scrooge.
To-day! replied the boy. Why, Christmas Day.
Its Christmas Day! said Scrooge to himself. I havent missed it. The Spirits have done it all in one night. They can do anything they like. Of course they can. Of course they can. Hallo, my fine fellow!
Hallo! returned the boy.
Do you know the Apple Store, in the next street but one, at the corner? Scrooge inquired.
I should hope I did, replied the lad.
An intelligent boy! said Scrooge. A remarkable boy! Do you know whether theyve sold the prize iPad that was in stock there?Not the little iPad: the big one, with 64GB and LTE?
What, the one as big as me? returned the boy.
What a delightful boy! said Scrooge. Its a pleasure to talk to him. Yes, my buck!
Its still in stock, replied the boy.
Is it? said Scrooge. Go and buy it.
Cut to Tiny Tim, playing Angry Birds Star Wars, "God bless us everyone."