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Old Feb 1, 2013, 03:42 PM   #1
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I Was Thinking It Would Have A Horseman Baby

As sick as this is, I couldn't help but laugh at his quote.


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Is it a crime to have a vivid imagination? Not yet, but it is a crime to try to make that vision manifest – particularly when yours is a vision of a hybrid man-horse centaur that can only be conceived by a forcible sexual encounter with a horse.

These are the charges that Texas native Andrew Mendoza, 29, is facing. The Smoking Gun reports that Mendoza engaged in equine rape with the hopes of conceiving a fantastical creature of legend.
“I was trying to make the horse have a baby,” Mendoza explained. “I was thinking it would have a horseman baby.” He added, “I ain’t going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse. I then got off the bucket and put my clothes back on and left. I promise that I have not been back over to the horse since that time.”
Hopefully, the judge will take Mendoza’s honesty… so much honesty… into consideration before sentencing.
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Old Feb 1, 2013, 03:45 PM   #2
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"I ain’t going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse"

Yeah that cracked me up too
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Old Feb 1, 2013, 03:54 PM   #3
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There are some pretty sick people out there.
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Should stay away from sheep, too. Especially ones named Daisy.
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Ah, zoophilia... nothing new there.
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Ah, zoophilia... nothing new there.
Well that solves the mystery of where 'Hello Kitty' parents are to be found.
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