I Was Thinking It Would Have A Horseman Baby

rdowns · Feb 1, 2013, 02:42 PM

As sick as this is, I couldn't help but laugh at his quote.

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Is it a crime to have a vivid imagination? Not yet, but it is a crime to try to make that vision manifest – particularly when yours is a vision of a hybrid man-horse centaur that can only be conceived by a forcible sexual encounter with a horse.

These are the charges that Texas native Andrew Mendoza, 29, is facing. The Smoking Gun reports that Mendoza engaged in equine rape with the hopes of conceiving a fantastical creature of legend.

“I was trying to make the horse have a baby,” Mendoza explained. “I was thinking it would have a horseman baby.” He added, “I ain’t going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse. I then got off the bucket and put my clothes back on and left. I promise that I have not been back over to the horse since that time.”

Hopefully, the judge will take Mendoza’s honesty… so much honesty… into consideration before sentencing.

niuniu · Feb 1, 2013, 02:45 PM

"I ain’t going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse"

Yeah that cracked me up too

ucfgrad93 · Feb 1, 2013, 02:54 PM

There are some pretty sick people out there.

chown33 · Feb 1, 2013, 03:06 PM

Should stay away from sheep, too. Especially ones named Daisy.

Shrink · Feb 1, 2013, 03:39 PM

Ah, zoophilia... nothing new there.

Happybunny · Feb 1, 2013, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Shrink

Ah, zoophilia... nothing new there.

Well that solves the mystery of where 'Hello Kitty' parents are to be found.

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niuniu macrumors 68020 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: A man of the people. The right sort of people.	"I ain’t going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse" Yeah that cracked me up too __________________ "Up yours, Jack, I'm okay' is not a tenable position, morally speaking." Guns
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Shrink macrumors Demi-God Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: New England, USA	Ah, zoophilia... nothing new there. __________________ Two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. -- Albert Einstein
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ucfgrad93 macrumors G4 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Colorado	There are some pretty sick people out there.
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chown33 macrumors 601 Join Date: Aug 2009	Should stay away from sheep, too. Especially ones named Daisy.
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