Photo Contest: Steve Jobs @ NY Apple Store Opening

JDOG_

macrumors 6502a

Original poster

• May 19, 2006

• #1

Well, I thought in light of the new NY Apple retail store opening today, I'd throw up a caption contest. No prizes to give out, but I think we can have some fun with this one 😀

 

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andym172

macrumors 6502

• May 19, 2006

• #2

My hands are CLEAN I'm telling you. It wasn't me who left those prints...

 

FF_productions

macrumors 68030

• May 19, 2006

• #3

Talk to the hand, because Steve Jobs doesn't want to talk to you.

Damn, Steve needs some new clothes...

 

monke

macrumors 65816

• May 19, 2006

• #4

Honestly guys, I don't think my palm can tell us the future of Apple.

 

Spanky Deluxe

macrumors 603

• May 19, 2006

• #5

I'm telling you, I own Apple. Now let me in!!

 

mcarnes

macrumors 68000

• May 19, 2006

• #6

Are you honestly telling me you don't see the purple dog I'm holding?

 

monke

macrumors 65816

• May 19, 2006

• #7

I couldn't resist one more....

The new iPod Invisa, look at it quickly before it floats away.

 

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andym172

macrumors 6502

• May 19, 2006

• #8

I'm going to count to 10, if I don't have one of those lovely black MacBook's in my hand there's going to be murder!

Ten, nine, eight, seven...

 

Felldownthewell

macrumors 65816

• May 19, 2006

• #9

"Hey...you can't be Steve Jobs....I'm Steve Jobs!"

 

Daveway

macrumors 68040

• May 19, 2006

• #10

How many times do I have to tell you guys? I'm not giving up my $600 black cardigan and jeans!

 

macOSX-tastic

macrumors 6502a

• May 19, 2006

• #11

whaddaya mean you cant find the keys to the store? the people are waiting!!!

2) look pal, ive got two hands, and i can slap you with either one of them so move out of the way!
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Phat_Pat

macrumors 68000

• May 19, 2006

• #12

"why is that jackass behind me wearing a Red Sox hat"

 

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Phobophobia

macrumors 6502

• May 19, 2006

• #13

"I'm about to make you an offer you can't refuse."

 

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w_parietti22

macrumors 68020

• May 19, 2006

• #14

"See the grey and jeans just doesnt look good. You should really try black and jeans sometime"

 

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shuurajou

macrumors regular

• May 19, 2006

• #15

".... where the hell is the ribbon!"

 

Doctor Q

Administrator

Staff member

• May 19, 2006

• #16

"Whoever left that 30-foot scratch is gonna get such a slap!"

 

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Afro1989

macrumors 6502a

• May 19, 2006

• #17

 

FF_productions

macrumors 68030

• May 19, 2006

• #18

Phobophobia said:

"I'm about to make you an offer you can't refuse."

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A PowerBook G5.

 

EricNau

Moderator emeritus

• May 19, 2006

• #19

This cube does NOT look 60 feet tall. 60 feet! I SAID SIX-TY FEET! 😡

 

beatle888

macrumors 68000

• May 19, 2006

• #20

JDOG_ said:

Well, I thought in light of the new NY Apple retail store opening today, I'd throw up a caption contest. No prizes to give out, but I think we can have some fun with this one 😀

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its my latest invention, the new palm pilot we're calling it the "hand job"

 

Doctor Q

Administrator

Staff member

• May 19, 2006

• #21

"How do you do that 'Live long and prosper' thing again?"

 

monke

macrumors 65816

• May 19, 2006

• #22

Before I open the door, I want you to count how many people are staring at me. 🙂

 

Glenn Wolsey

macrumors 65816

• May 19, 2006

• #23

andym172 said:

My hands are CLEAN I'm telling you. It wasn't me who left those prints...

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I love it! 😀

 

Peyton

macrumors 68000

• May 19, 2006

• #24

"what can you do about this police man sticking his tongue out at me!?!"

 

2nyRiggz

macrumors 603

• May 19, 2006

• #25

"You see these hands boy!....i'll slap you if you dont move outta my way...bastard"


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