The Steve-less future of Apple?

There was just a thread about this last week..
Or a similar thread, I should say.

https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/210109/

*raises hand*

I'll do it!!

My first order of business would be to hire Katie as CFO.

Then I'd throw a tantrum and cancel half the upcoming products.

Then re-instate half of them but in a different shade of white.

I've figured out the secret of the SteveNote, you just have to pause at the big things, and repeat the most important facts.............repeat, the most important facts....whilst pausing in a different spot on the second go.

Chundles said:

*raises hand*

I'll do it!!

My first order of business would be to hire Katie as CFO.

Then I'd throw a tantrum and cancel half the upcoming products.

Then re-instate half of them but in a different shade of white.

I've figured out the secret of the SteveNote, you just have to pause at the big things, and repeat the most important facts.............repeat, the most important facts....whilst pausing in a different spot on the second go.

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Someone give this man some money!

But I think you're taking the wrong approach.. I have two words for you: Subliminal advertising.

Yeaaahhh.

Heh, I can just it now, my first MattNote:

*wobbly screen effect fades image of me thinking out and image of Moscoone Centre in*

I walk on stage amidst clapping and people going "whoop!"

"Good morning you lot, how youse all goin' alright eh?

Geeze we've got some bloody s*it-hot stuff for youse to take a butchers at this mornin' I'm serious, all those other d*ckheads out there makin' computers and that are gonna be s*itting themselves after seein' what I've got ready for youse this mornin'

First off, the iFridge - it's the only fridge in the world that not only tells you when you've run out of beer but in case you can't answer the phone because you've got your last two beers in each hand it will ring a designated next-of-kin to order a new case for you. Comes in white or black, shipping immediately."

Oh what a day it would be....
*stares off into the distance the possibilities shining in his eyes*

Chundles said:

First off, the iFridge - it's the only fridge in the world that not only tells you when you've run out of beer but in case you can't answer the phone because you've got your last two beers in each hand it will ring a designated next-of-kin to order a new case for you. Comes in white or black, shipping immediately."

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I'l take 3 in each color.

A Steveless Apple is one of the reasons I'd never invest in Apple. The business is built around his image.

A steveless apple scares me hell out of me. He is the centerpiece.