Ahhh.. the dreaded shoulder peepers... Just put up a charged ion barrier that goes live when you sit on your chair. That way they get 'pursuaded' to not look over your shoulder. You could set it to increase in strength the longer they are in contact with it (frying the truely stupid
).
I used to wish for something like that when I was still in the design field. I have become much happier since I became a tech. Now I can give people explinations as to why their computers are crashing, or why they get the flashing '?' on startup.
My favorite so far, was one person that had pretty much filled his 40GB drive, and then had so much fragmentation on what remained that nothing would run.
The same person, at a later date, had the bottom half of his system folder go MIA. Can I get an 'Oy VEY!!'??