|Nov 18, 2006, 03:37 AM||#1|
Post Your Funnies
OK, I am not really that bored but I thought it would be great to have a forum when people can post their funny emails or images they all get. Try not to post anything too offensive, I will start with a couple but I am sure I can find more (Title for number two: Australian football genetically modify footballer to take extra long throw-ins)
|Nov 23, 2006, 11:53 AM||#7|
Fresh from the shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts were too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then everyday take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years", my husband replied.
I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts bigger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your arse, didn't it?"