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Old Jul 22, 2003, 01:57 PM   #1
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Kansas is "damn flat"

A scientific study from my favourite scientific journal proves that Kansas is indeed flatter than a pancake.

http://www.improbable.com/airchives/...i3/kansas.html

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Old Jul 22, 2003, 02:49 PM   #2
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I don't believe it. I'm with the National Pancake Association, and I am here to tell you that *nothing* is flatter than a pancake (or more delicious). Those Kansans have gone too far now...
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Old Jul 22, 2003, 03:23 PM   #3
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I don't believe it. I'm with the National Pancake Association, and I am here to tell you that *nothing* is flatter than a pancake (or more delicious). Those Kansans have gone too far now...
How can you possibly blame it on them, a sheet of paper is flat, not a pancake, you can have lumps, ridges, crevices in a pancake unlike a state.
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Old Jul 22, 2003, 03:28 PM   #4
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my two-dimensional universe is flatter than all your "flat" three-dimensional items.
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my two-dimensional universe is flatter than all your "flat" three-dimensional items.
Maybe so, but my old nitendo pwns your 2 dimensional world.
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Old Jul 22, 2003, 04:40 PM   #6
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I saw a girl once whos breast, I bet, was even flatter than Kansas.
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Old Jul 22, 2003, 04:57 PM   #7
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I saw a girl once whos breast, I bet, was even flatter than Kansas.
I don't know, if they had a nipple it would probably couldn't be flatter.


I mean this news just proves a fact already stated.
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Old Jul 22, 2003, 06:13 PM   #8
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I saw a girl once whos breast, I bet, was even flatter than Kansas.
You shouldn't be looking at girls that young.
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Old Jul 22, 2003, 06:28 PM   #9
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How can you possibly blame it on them, a sheet of paper is flat, not a pancake, you can have lumps, ridges, crevices in a pancake unlike a state.
You're obviously an anti-pancake extremist who'll stop at nothing to spread your pro-Kansas, pro-paper agenda.
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you anti-pancakers!! argh!
lol
that's really funny.
i am now officially pro-pancake and anti-anti-pancake!
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You shouldn't be looking at girls that young.

Noooo, she wasn't young
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i am now officially pro-pancake and anti-anti-pancake!
Welcome to the Brotherhood!
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Old Jul 22, 2003, 10:23 PM   #13
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I'm from the Crepe Corps. We would like to adamanltly state the we feel marginalized having not been asked to take part in this test.

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Old Jul 22, 2003, 10:27 PM   #14
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Noooo, she wasn't young
You shouldn't be looking at girls who have had that many children then.
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You're obviously an anti-pancake extremist who'll stop at nothing to spread your pro-Kansas, pro-paper agenda.
HA! How could you Call me an extremist!

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you anti-pancakers!! argh!
lol
that's really funny.
i am now officially pro-pancake and anti-anti-pancake!
And I am Pro-Pancake also, but also anti-anti-Kansas.

Look I think Paper is the only true flat substance.

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Noooo, she wasn't young
Oh, okay. :thinks:
Our Countries have different standars... how old?
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paper is the ultimate flat 3D object, yet not nearly as thin as the thickest 2D shape
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