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Caption Contest!!!
Enter to win fabulous prizes!*
*Fabulous prizes consist of recognition, a chuckle, and have no cash value. Management not responsible for double entendre.
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ooooh.. that's all bad....
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"canine..."
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"look, ma, i'm ridin' me a hobby-dog"
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"we're headin' to i-raq. if he can find that bottle of whiskey that jenna hid behind the daybed, he can find anything"
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What was really under Bush's flight suit
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C'mon George, he was just trying to wash the tires on Air Force One.
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MacRumors member fails resist iPhone glamour effect, suffers credit card damage 2d8.
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"I'd like you to meet Scruffles, my national security advisor."
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15" MBP i5 2.53 | 30 GB iPod "Lord, help me to be the person that my cats think I am." |
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"Okay, Andy -- here comes the long bomb into the end zone!"
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*The season starts too early and finishes too late and there are too many games in between. Bill Veeck
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"I'll show y'all what happens when you mess with the POTUS!"
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"Condi, I get me a secure line to my dry cleaner immediately!"
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*The season starts too early and finishes too late and there are too many games in between. Bill Veeck
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Spoof on Verizon Wireless Commercials:
"Can you trust me now?"
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Do not go gentle into that good night, Old age should burn and rave at close of day; Rage, rage against the dying of the light. -Dylan Thomas |
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"Call it in the air Laura -- Heads or Tails."
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I've checked Barney out though-rally. No WOMD hiding in here!
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"My dog's not going to get run over."
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Or
"I'm not going to pick him up by the ears!" |
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Maybe it's one of those toy doggies, that has a zip in the back to keep your pajamas in?
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Hey! It's a conga line! Everybody join in!
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They both look like they are taking a dump. Not a caption, just an observation.
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Starting with a mistake, a remorseless logician can end up in bedlam |
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"If loving you is wrong, I don't want it to be right!"
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Senator Santorum's next campaign ad: "I told you legalizing sodomy would lead to bestiality!"
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Such is the distillation of the conservative's mindset: he has, I want, and you should allow me to take. |
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"Whadaya mean, cruel - Tony loves me treatin' him rough"
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"This coverup is going badly George. You really screwed the pooch on this one..."
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// An ultra premium malt beverage with all natural vodka flavors. |
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"I did not have sexual relations with that dog!"
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^^ I'm smarter than you're. The Internet: where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI. |
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"What is it boy! Is Cheney having another heart attack?"
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