Prediction: after this Page 2 item has made its way through the Mac rumors sites, we're going to see a Businessweek article from Charles Haddad claiming Apple is planning to introduce a "floating iPod."
Later that same day, Michael Dell will phone one of his manufacturing contractors, demanding that they produce a Dell-branded floating MP3 player.
Soon after, a message will appear on the Apple Insider message boards, bearing the subject line "CONFIRMED: Floating iPod" and containing a "photo" of said Floating iPod.
Arn will post an item on Page 2.
And the circle of life will go on and on.