getting into a Funny situation................

Mr.Noisy · Jan 29, 2008, 07:14 PM

Well it happened about 00:45 hrs ........I'm at work, one of the guys here wanted to go outside and make ahem

.... a private phone call to his girl, about 10 minutes later he came running back in, "whats up we asked", well as he was standing out back making his call, One of the local Rent boys (there are a few around here at night, not a nice area) walked past on the other side of the canal at the rear of the building, stopped and waved at my collegue, opened his coat making gestures, my collegue made some comment along the lines of F go K away, at this moment the guy ran towards the steps to a bridge 50 yards up the canal, and my collegue thought he ought to scarper and made his escape to the safety of our office in a secure building on the 3rd floor we work in, all over he thought, untill we checked the camera's and saw this guy walking around our carpark at the rear, which really worried my collegue

has anyone else got into such a tight situation before just making a call ?
and what would have happened had he stayed outside ?

the reason i thought it was worth a mention, he's a macrumors user : spoon man and it did amuse me.

spoon man · 07:25 PM

yeah it did happen

you cant say you have live untill you get chased by a rent boy

Badandy · Jan 29, 2008, 07:34 PM

I'm from the US and those are a LOT of expressions that are utterly meaningless to me. I do know that carpark is a parking lot though, but besides that, unfortunately I do not have a complete understanding of the situation, lol.

dsnort · Jan 29, 2008, 07:37 PM

Am I right in assuming a "Rent Boy" is a male prostitute?

How about just saying no thank you, does that work without insulting them?

Spizzo · Jan 29, 2008, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Badandy

I'm from the US and those are a LOT of expressions that are utterly meaningless to me. I do know that carpark is a parking lot though, but besides that, unfortunately I do not have a complete understanding of the situation, lol.

I'm with you too. Brit's have some weird slang!!!

spoon man · Jan 29, 2008, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dsnort

Am I right in assuming a "Rent Boy" is a male prostitute?

How about just saying no thank you, does that work without insulting them?

mate i rather tell man ho to ****** than go away and either way he going to kick my back doors in and i like sitting down

Mr.Noisy · Jan 29, 2008, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dsnort

Am I right in assuming a "Rent Boy" is a male prostitute?

Correct, and just saying no isn't enough round here, it's kinda rough, lots of stabbings and muggins go on, but it was a funny situation, the bottom line is, spoon man nearly got more than a phone conversation

themadchemist · Jan 29, 2008, 07:43 PM

I'm sorry, it might just be me. I seriously have no idea what you're saying. Something about "rent boys," whatever those are, a chase, a cell phone...I don't quite follow your writing.

JML42691 · Jan 29, 2008, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spizzo

I'm with you too. Brit's have some weird slang!!!

But they probably think the same of us and some of our slang. I love the difference between what we call a fanny-pack and what it would mean there (happened to one of my Latin teachers on a trip, kind of funny, at least from how he told it).

Mr.Noisy · Jan 29, 2008, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by themadchemist

I'm sorry, it might just be me. I seriously have no idea what you're saying. Something about "rent boys," whatever those are, a chase, a cell phone...I don't quite follow your writing.

sometimes just translating what you saw at the time into words doesn't work, but it was as funny as hell and if you saw it' you'd understand.

Mr.Noisy · Jan 29, 2008, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JML42691

But they probably think the same of us and some of our slang. I love the difference between what we call a fanny-pack and what it would mean there (happened to one of my Latin teachers on a trip, kind of funny, at least from how he told it).

**LOL** fanny-pack, now i know it doesn't mean the same here as it does there, what the hell is a fanny-pack ???

JML42691 · Jan 29, 2008, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Noisy

**LOL** fanny-pack, now i know it doesn't mean the same here as it does there, what the hell is a fanny-pack ???

A type of bag that is worn around the waist.

Mr.Noisy · Jan 29, 2008, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JML42691

A type of bag that is worn around the waist.

blimey, in the uk we call them bum bags *LOL*

mkrishnan · Jan 29, 2008, 08:00 PM

I try to pay attention to whatever European slang I hear, and I swear I had no idea this story involved prostitution until it was explained to me.

It's not like prostitutes force themselves on you over there, is it?

And god, nobody better try to force me to wear one of those monstrosities.

xUKHCx · Jan 29, 2008, 08:01 PM

Good job he didn't go outside for a fag

dsnort · Jan 29, 2008, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mkrishnan

It's not like prostitutes force themselves on you over there, is it?

And god, nobody better try to force me to wear one of those monstrosities.

Prostitutes of any gender are not always particularly stable individuals.

And, GOOOOOO, Gators!!!!

David G. · Jan 29, 2008, 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mkrishnan

And god, nobody better try to force me to wear one of those monstrosities.

I know. I have always disliked them. I started hating them when I had suspicions that one of my previous teachers just wore them so he wouldn't play with himself.

shudders.

dsnort · Jan 29, 2008, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xUKHCx

Good job he didn't go outside for a fag

OMG.

I totally get that!!!

LMAO!!!

ROFL!!!!

Stampyhead · Jan 29, 2008, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dsnort

Am I right in assuming a "Rent Boy" is a male prostitute?

Oh, ha ha. I thought it was one of these.

Mr.Noisy · Jan 29, 2008, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stampyhead

Oh, ha ha. I thought it was one of these.

ha ha spoon man looks like the guy on the right *LOL*

spoon man · Jan 29, 2008, 09:10 PM

lol im not going to here the end of this one why do i have crappy luck lol i dont know getting chased buy crack man ho's

Abstract · Jan 29, 2008, 09:18 PM

You totally hurt his feelings by running away like that. Next time, if you're not interested in him, take out a pair of scissors and tell him politely.

spoon man · Jan 29, 2008, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abstract

You totally hurt his feelings by running away like that. Next time, if you're not interested in him, take out a pair of scissors and tell him politely.

buy the time i would have got the scissors out he would have had his way with me lol

Abstract · Jan 29, 2008, 09:52 PM

Got a cork?

spoon man · Jan 29, 2008, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Abstract

Got a cork?

lol nah mate things go out not in and i dont think that would stop him he had a mean look on his face lol

Jan 29, 2008, 07:14 PM	#1
Mr.Noisy macrumors 65816 Join Date: May 2007 Location: UK™	getting into a Funny situation................ Well it happened about 00:45 hrs ........I'm at work, one of the guys here wanted to go outside and make ahem .... a private phone call to his girl, about 10 minutes later he came running back in, "whats up we asked", well as he was standing out back making his call, One of the local Rent boys (there are a few around here at night, not a nice area) walked past on the other side of the canal at the rear of the building, stopped and waved at my collegue, opened his coat making gestures, my collegue made some comment along the lines of F go K away, at this moment the guy ran towards the steps to a bridge 50 yards up the canal, and my collegue thought he ought to scarper and made his escape to the safety of our office in a secure building on the 3rd floor we work in, all over he thought, untill we checked the camera's and saw this guy walking around our carpark at the rear, which really worried my collegue has anyone else got into such a tight situation before just making a call ? and what would have happened had he stayed outside ? the reason i thought it was worth a mention, he's a macrumors user : spoon man and it did amuse me. __________________ Nick Photographer, Dad, Scapegoat Gear List
	0

Jan 29, 2008, 07:17 PM	#2
spoon man macrumors 6502a Join Date: Jul 2007	yeah it did happen you cant say you have live untill you get chased by a rent boy Last edited by spoon man; Jan 29, 2008 at 07:25 PM.
	0

Jan 29, 2008, 07:43 PM	#8
themadchemist macrumors 68030 Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Chi Town	I'm sorry, it might just be me. I seriously have no idea what you're saying. Something about "rent boys," whatever those are, a chase, a cell phone...I don't quite follow your writing. __________________ Sometimes, things get worse before they get better. Sometimes, they get better before they get worse. Almost never do they stay the same.
	0

Jan 29, 2008, 08:00 PM	#14
mkrishnan Demi-God (Moderator emeritus) Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Grand Rapids, MI, USA	I try to pay attention to whatever European slang I hear, and I swear I had no idea this story involved prostitution until it was explained to me. It's not like prostitutes force themselves on you over there, is it? And god, nobody better try to force me to wear one of those monstrosities. __________________ Mohan
	0

Jan 29, 2008, 08:01 PM	#15
xUKHCx macrumors god Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The Kop	Good job he didn't go outside for a fag __________________ Turns out they DO drink it in the Congo
	0

Jan 29, 2008, 07:34 PM	#3
Badandy macrumors 68030 Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Terminus	I'm from the US and those are a LOT of expressions that are utterly meaningless to me. I do know that carpark is a parking lot though, but besides that, unfortunately I do not have a complete understanding of the situation, lol.
	0

Jan 29, 2008, 07:37 PM	#4
dsnort macrumors 68000 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In persona non grata	Am I right in assuming a "Rent Boy" is a male prostitute? How about just saying no thank you, does that work without insulting them?
	0

Jan 29, 2008, 09:10 PM	#21
spoon man macrumors 6502a Join Date: Jul 2007	lol im not going to here the end of this one why do i have crappy luck lol i dont know getting chased buy crack man ho's
	0

Jan 29, 2008, 09:18 PM	#22
Abstract macrumors G3 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Location Location	You totally hurt his feelings by running away like that. Next time, if you're not interested in him, take out a pair of scissors and tell him politely. __________________ "Hard? It's supposed to be hard. Hard is what makes it great!" - Tom Hanks.
	0

Jan 29, 2008, 09:52 PM	#24
Abstract macrumors G3 Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Location Location	Got a cork? __________________ "Hard? It's supposed to be hard. Hard is what makes it great!" - Tom Hanks.
	0

Thread Tools	Search this Thread
Show Printable Version Email this Page	Search this Thread: Advanced Search
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

Similar Threads
thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Am I screwed into getting into University in Canada?	waloshin	Community Discussion	37	May 16, 2010 08:02 AM
Did any Mac people get into the Warcraft 3 Beta?	WannabeSQ	Wasteland	40	Mar 12, 2003 07:33 PM
Getting into classic	demonx	Mac Help/Tips	6	Dec 3, 2002 01:36 PM
I need to get into X	benixau	Mac Help/Tips	2	Oct 18, 2002 01:12 AM