Apple TV vs. 2008 Nissan Rogue CUV

Yet another crossover...

This wins my award for best thread, at least before it goes away.

If this was a planted ad in some sort of new viral marketing campaign... I'm sold!

You're pretty much a moron for buying a Ni$$an Rogue, and I'll tell you why.

In my opinion, which is of course better than your opinion, a Ni$$an Rogue is great for driving around, but it gets terrible gas mileage, can't help you hang up pictures, and doesn't mow lawns.

That's why I have a Craftsman lawnmower and a bag of hammers. I can save gas, cut my lawn, hang up pictures, and believe you me, that crap Ni$$an does not want to tangle with this bag of hammers.

Sorry, Carlos Ghosn. Back to the drawing board with you!

And the AppleTV? I mean, come on. You can't drive that anywhere.

Twinkie said:

You're pretty much a moron for buying a Ni$$an Rogue, and I'll tell you why.

In my opinion, which is of course better than your opinion, a Ni$$an Rogue is great for driving around, but it gets terrible gas mileage, can't help you hang up pictures, and doesn't mow lawns.

That's why I have a Craftsman lawnmower and a bag of hammers. I can save gas, cut my lawn, hang up pictures, and believe you me, that crap Ni$$an does not want to tangle with this bag of hammers.

Sorry, Carlos Ghosn. Back to the drawing board with you!

And the AppleTV? I mean, come on. You can't drive that anywhere.

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ROTFLMAO.

Brilliant post.

LOL

It really seams to have gone that way lately...

Well, I ended up getting one of these dumb AppleTV's anyway, and I'm furious that it won't let me rent videos or work on my 27" Magnavox.

I'm very important, and I know you all work for Apple and have a personal stake in every AppleTV sale, so please tell me why I should keep this, how I can make it work with my TV, and where I put the phone line.

I need you to answer as soon as possible, because I am very important.

Also, my friend was kicking around getting one, so could one of your sales people please e-mail him and let him know if it is worth the $$$? He has an Apple IIgs, so I'm sure you have his address.

waste land.