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Old May 4, 2002, 10:56 AM   #1
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a date or a mac?

this is saturday, so i decided to put up some really weird posts

would you rather have a date with pamela anderson (or ben affleck) OR would you rather spend the evening with the mythical G5?
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Old May 4, 2002, 11:06 AM   #2
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Considering the fact that Pamela Anderson has hepatitis-c, a date with her wouldn't be as interesting if she didn't have it

So, as much of a loser as this may make me sound, I think the G5 would get the nod. But, only because of extenuating circumstances.
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Old May 4, 2002, 11:08 AM   #3
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I'll take the G5, thank you. Pam Anderson is butt-ugly.






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Old May 4, 2002, 11:11 AM   #4
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Yes, Pam Anderson is a ho-bag. If she was a classier chick, maybe.
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Old May 4, 2002, 11:50 AM   #5
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Definately the G5. Maybe is Pam wasnt such a hoe and been around more then a porn star, AND she wasnt getting old and ugly I'd pick her.

On the other hand, lets say....Salma Hayek...oh man...I'd leave that G5 sitting in the dark in a second
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Old May 4, 2002, 12:05 PM   #6
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Definately the G5. Maybe is Pam wasnt such a hoe and been around more then a porn star, AND she wasnt getting old and ugly I'd pick her.
Heh heh... I so agree wit u teabags......

However if it was Piper Perabo or Sandra Hugget..... the G5 wouldn't get near..... I ain't that SAD!!!
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Old May 4, 2002, 01:19 PM   #7
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This is what it would take to get me away from a G5
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Old May 4, 2002, 01:42 PM   #8
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so the general consensus is.....the G5...

I wouldn't touch Pamela....trash...

the G5 would be a much more suitable affair I feel....

ps: teabgs....Salma is a hottie....he he he
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Old May 4, 2002, 01:50 PM   #9
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This is what it would take to get me away from a G5...... and a G6 and a G7.....

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Old May 4, 2002, 02:15 PM   #10
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it'd depend. if i'd JUST gotten the G5 it'd take a lot more to get me away from it. if i'd had it for a while, then it would take not nearly as much. unless i was busy with a project or something.

though i do enjoy hanging out in my room on a weekend night and just messing around on the computer and watching some good movies or something (bottle rocket or office space...)
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Old May 4, 2002, 02:18 PM   #11
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to keep me away....it could be Sarah Michelle Gellar....anyone got a pic?

hey...maybe we should start a new thread...

"which sexy star would u pick over the G5?"

boy...in reference to one of jef's other threads....we are a bunch of nerds talking about this! ha ha ha...
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Old May 4, 2002, 02:19 PM   #12
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it'd depend. if i'd JUST gotten the G5 it'd take a lot more to get me away from it. if i'd had it for a while, then it would take not nearly as much. unless i was busy with a project or something.
I think this is assuming it was RIGHT NOW when there has not been a release of the G5. That would mean you'd get to play around with a G5 before anyone else....so it's new. :smile:
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I think this is assuming it was RIGHT NOW when there has not been a release of the G5. That would mean you'd get to play around with a G5 before anyone else....so it's new. :smile:
well then maybe i'd invite the date to sit with me and show her how quickly i can check out porn on the net with my new G5.... that'd be a great date i think.

but not with pam anderson.
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Old May 4, 2002, 02:23 PM   #14
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to keep me away....it could be Sarah Michelle Gellar....anyone got a pic?

"which sexy star would u pick over the G5?"

boy...in reference to one of jef's other threads....we are a bunch of nerds talking about this! ha ha ha...
just use watson. you'll find plenty of pics of her there i'm sure. ha.

it wouldn't take a "star" for me as much as my girlfriend or some activity that was more time dependent than messing with the g5.

but yes....of course we're nerds.. i should definitely be animating.
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Old May 4, 2002, 02:25 PM   #15
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Piper Vs G5......?
Piper Vs G5......?
Piper Vs G5......?
Piper Vs G5......?
Piper Vs G5......?
Piper Vs G5......?
Piper Vs G5......?
Piper Vs G5......?

Sorry but it ain't a toughie!!
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Old May 4, 2002, 02:26 PM   #16
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I would say that something like this can make me forget about Macs for a few years.
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Old May 4, 2002, 02:29 PM   #17
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to keep me away....it could be Sarah Michelle Gellar....anyone got a pic?
LOL... Man! I didn't read your post when I placed the picture.

Go to www.smgfan.com
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ehh, it's just sex (or would it be a full blown date...?) so get your kicks and hop back on the g5.

i mean, assuming it's all about how hot this person is and such.... then that way of thinking seems to fit.
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Old May 4, 2002, 02:38 PM   #19
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I noticed out of all the pictures of the lovely ladies posted here......

I chose the one witrh the smallest breasts........ .......

I'm not being a stereo typical male..... (he say's as his lady gives him the heaviest dig in the ribs...... ouch) I've tried telling my girl that not having big t*t's doesn't matter......

But she doesn't listen to me.......

I like all kinds........ but then a creative geek would say that......

I'm off to watch CSI now... as it's an incredibly Geeky thing to do.....

Night all!!

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I'm not being a stereo typical male..... (he say's as his lady gives him the heaviest dig in the ribs...... ouch) I've tried telling my girl that having big t*t's doesn't matter......
of course it doesn't matter. if size mattered that much well... let's just put it this way, the men in my family have a curse.... and so, who am i to judge women based on size of anything? ha...
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of course it doesn't matter. if size mattered that much well... let's just put it this way, the men in my family have a curse.... and so, who am i to judge women based on size of anything? ha...
Not the curse of the elephant trunk..........

I suffer from that aswell!!

Yeah right... no!!

I prefer small and pert breasts compared to big ones..... more details than you needed to know I know... but it's late, I'm tired... I don't care....

CSI is on in 10.... gotta go and make some popcorn.....

Later guys.....!!

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Not the curse of the elephant trunk..........
I suffer from that aswell!!
Yeah right... no!!

I prefer small and pert breasts compared to big ones..... more details than you needed to know I know... but it's late, I'm tired... I don't care....
i only wish it were the elephant trunk. perhaps it's better known as "the curse of the 2 inny belly buttons..." ahhh now there's the too much information.

but yes, i agree generally with your feelings on the rack mounts.... smaller and "pert".. ha
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I've tried telling my girl that not having big t*t's doesn't matter......
But she doesn't listen to me.......
Women doesn't dress for men, they do it for other women. I do not mean they are lesvians but they hare very competitive between them.

Some girls do look better with big tits but men like them all!!! (most of the time).

And trust me in this... cute ones last longer than sexy ones.

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LOL... Man! I didn't read your post when I placed the picture.

Go to www.smgfan.com
coincidence?!

thank u for that...in the immortal words of AlphaTech....

I may need a bucket & a towel...he he he
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re: big tits....

breasts haven't always been a priority with me....

it was always about the legs...he he he...

however...my current girlfriend has taken me to a different standpoint on it if u know what I mean...
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