Mr. Fart,
Thank you for your consideration in regards to recruiting Selecter for your team. Joining the Knights however would have several disadvantages; the requirements to wear branches and shrubbery and suffer the outrageous blasts of wind eminating from your posterior renders his decision quite permanent to remain folding for Macrumors.com Team Folding.
As Selecter is new to the game he is winding his way down the path all new folders must take, that of figuring out how best to apply his efforts and what kit to best achieve them with. By studying the free material on this subject, and asking for help when needed, Selecter has proven to be a quick study, and is about to chart a fateful course in the Folding project's history.
He will only be too happy to inform The Knights of his ongoing progress as the month rolls by. With luck his new 24 X 7 folding farm should be fully operational on or about Feb 13th, just in time to accelerate the passing of the Knights. He will build a mock up using low powered CPU's as proof of concept, then switch to "the final solution" after the bugs are worked out. The progress will not seem so threatening at first glance, but you have been warned. He has resources, and once interested in something, usually persues it obsessively.
Selecter thanks you for your interest and hopes that you will be magnaminous in your eventual defeat.
Sincerely,
Suzie "B.J." Knickers
Secretary
The Selecter Folding Empire
folding for Macrumors.com
and the glory that is Macintosh