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Old Aug 3, 2008, 04:26 AM   #1
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Cleaning a Macbook Pro - Semi special conditions apply

Hey,

This is a 100% serious question, so mods, plz don't lock this thinking I'm just being an *******. I really do need help with this.

I put my laptop on the floor with the lid open (because I was coding) so my girlfriend and myself could have some private time.

I'll skip the details, there's female juices all over my macbook pro keyboard. The reason why I state the substance is b/c it's important you know that it's sticky & is started to not smell normal 'n the like..

I need to wash the keyboard, but I don't know what I can use that's both wet, and will also take off any sticky stuff on there. I don't know what I can use chemical wise on it besides a damp towel.

As soon as I found out (I'm not sure how long that was after it happened) I turned off the computer and flipped it upside down to drain, and some did.

I wiped the keys and got as thoroughly in there with a damp towel (water) as I could.

The macbook pro's structure is different than most laptops, I'm sure I can google instructions on how to take it apart, but A) I'm afraid to, B) I'm not about to try 'n explain this to apple care, and C) I don't know much about the keyboard, because it's back-lit. Is it just like any other laptop keyboard, where there's a flat surface underneath, or is there places due to the back-lighting where liquids can go?

I looked down in it with a flash light and it seems to be just a flat surface, so I'm pretty sure I might be able to do this without taking it apart. So what chemicals can I use on the keys that will help remove sticky stuff but not damage the case and still clean it up?

I'm assuming if I just use any kind of "gunk" remover, like windex in very small moderations on a damp towel of heavily diluted windex it would work fine, though I've never dealt with cleaning this case with anything other than water and I don't know what will happen. Normally I'd spring for the acetone, or gasoline, but I'm afraid it'll eat away at this, even if used in heavy moderation.

Tips, are all welcome, and if it's possible, plz don't bash me, as Jess said, accidents happen. I don't intend on using my MBP until I get this problem resolved, but I do have a program to turn in Monday. I removed the battery and purged it (not that it makes any difference b/c I didn't take out the backup battery for clock 'n such).

Uhh, thanks for your potential help, and just a lil FYI, there's not much information about this on Google.
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Old Aug 3, 2008, 04:40 AM   #2
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Take all the keys out, put them in a bath of warm water and soap, then wipe down the thing under the keyboard with a damp cloth.
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Old Aug 3, 2008, 05:16 AM   #3
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Get a keyboard condom...seriously!
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Old Aug 3, 2008, 06:28 AM   #4
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It's too late now but it's worth to think about this in the future.
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OH.MY.GOD.

I'm not one for the vajayjay so I'm not sure how it all works - but mother of God! - that is vile. Vile, vile, vile.

Unless you were humping atop the damn thing, I honestly see no way this could happen.

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Old Aug 3, 2008, 07:21 AM   #6
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From what I remember, removing keys is not easy, and seating them again is equally tough. Are we talking heavy seepage under the keys? (I'm trying to just forget what the actual substance is and think that you spilled a beer. Yeah, beer.) If its only minor, you ought to be able to get paper towel under. For example, to clean under your "R" key, push down your "F" then "T", et cetera, going around in a circle until you get all underneath the key. Goodness, I hope you get this sorted out, and learned your lesson.
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Old Aug 3, 2008, 08:08 AM   #7
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Best topic ever! F*ckbook Pro! Take the keyboard off, and wash it thoroughly and let it dry somewhere ( preferably not where you're having private time )
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Old Aug 3, 2008, 08:34 AM   #8
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why are people so repressed?

I would of tried my tongue. Since by now it was to late I would try a light detergent.
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Old Aug 3, 2008, 08:36 AM   #9
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I would of tried my tongue.
OMFG.

I think I've just sicked a little into my own mouth.
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Old Aug 3, 2008, 09:02 AM   #11
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Use something like a paperclip to pop the keys off and clean them up. Clean the area underneath them with a moist (not dripping!) cloth, ideally while the computer is upside down. Do not use any cleaning products, just use water. Let it dry upside down.

Risk is just as great for any liquids to get in through the speaker holes, but hopefully there's no damage. Good luck.

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Depending on your version, this might well work: http://www.nonverbla.de/blog/2006/11...-pro-keyboard/

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Old Aug 3, 2008, 09:06 AM   #13
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Best topic ever! F*ckbook Pro! Take the keyboard off, and wash it thoroughly and let it dry somewhere ( preferably not where you're having private time )
This comment combined with your name had me in stitches.

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Old Aug 3, 2008, 09:11 AM   #14
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What is so hard about taking off the keys and cleaning underneath?

just do it, since you dont seem to want to do anything else.
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I seriously cannot stop laughing....this is great and is the winner of the "I spilled _____ on my MBP" threads.
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Old Aug 3, 2008, 10:02 AM   #16
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If I were you I would take it to your local Apple store and ask the genius what to do
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Old Aug 3, 2008, 11:26 AM   #17
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Hmm...I guess you should do as others say, carefully take the keys off and wipe the insides. But honestly I don't think water will do the trick. Maybe to kill the smell, put a few sheets of Bounce (you know those lint removing / smell enhancer / softener sheets you put in your dryer with clothes?) on top of the keyboard, and shut the lid and leave it for like a day or 2. My friend did that when someone puked in her living room, and it completely killed the smell for some reason.

But anyway, I say you face it like a man and don't do anything about it. If someone asks what that funny smell is, tell them to sniff up because this is probably the only time in their life they'll ever get to smell it.
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Old Aug 3, 2008, 11:37 AM   #18
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"The best part of you ran down your dad's keyboard."
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Old Aug 3, 2008, 11:39 AM   #19
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Please, please video your trip to the Genius Bar over this; I want to see the guy's (or gal's) face
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Your letter to Penthouse plea for help just doesn't ring true. You said you put your laptop on the floor. How did said juices get from the bed onto your laptop on the floor?A little help here. I really want to believe you.
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Old Aug 3, 2008, 02:27 PM   #21
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Please, please video your trip to the Genius Bar over this; I want to see the guy's (or gal's) face
Eh, I don't even know where the closest apple store is to me, I've never even seen one before in real life besides the ones in NYC (that's how 'none' there is by me), and I'm not going to bother shipping, this seems like a trivial but pain-in-the-ass problem.

Let somebody else find the closest Apple Store to Yulan, NY O.O.

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"The best part of you ran down your dad's keyboard."
That one made me LoL.

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Hmm...I guess you should do as others say, carefully take the keys off and wipe the insides. But honestly I don't think water will do the trick. Maybe to kill the smell, put a few sheets of Bounce (you know those lint removing / smell enhancer / softener sheets you put in your dryer with clothes?) on top of the keyboard, and shut the lid and leave it for like a day or 2. My friend did that when someone puked in her living room, and it completely killed the smell for some reason.

But anyway, I say you face it like a man and don't do anything about it. If someone asks what that funny smell is, tell them to sniff up because this is probably the only time in their life they'll ever get to smell it.
Yeah, bounce sounds like a good, solid plan, but I still need something to really "clean" it, now that it's all prolly sticky underneath and the like.

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I don't have a local apple store O.o. Never even seen one 'cept when I travel to NYC. Yulan, NY is where I live, up in the stix of NY.

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I seriously cannot stop laughing....this is great and is the winner of the "I spilled _____ on my MBP" threads.
I seriously weighed posting this here for about 40 minutes while trying to get it all out of the keyboard, until the good tangy smell started dying and the not-so-good dry smell started to come in - then I posted it here. Trust me, this was not the first place I wanted to post - but google didn't have much info.

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What is so hard about taking off the keys and cleaning underneath?

just do it, since you dont seem to want to do anything else.
I didn't even know they came out on a laptop keyboard, and I especially wasn't sure how it was b/c of the back lighting system. There's simply no apple stores by me and I don't feel like going through the whole hastle of shipping it back for them to replace the keyboard.

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Depending on your version, this might well work: http://www.nonverbla.de/blog/2006/11...-pro-keyboard/

Good luck.
Holy ****, that looks like a pain in the ass, but luckily I got a lot of old lock-pick-type tools which I think I can push those things in. Thanks for the link, I think I'ma end up taking out the keys. There's simply no way I can get it all out from outside the keyboard like this, even if I use a toothbrush (not used anymore) on the sides of the keys or whatever.

Thx a lot for the link.

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Use something like a paperclip to pop the keys off and clean them up. Clean the area underneath them with a moist (not dripping!) cloth, ideally while the computer is upside down. Do not use any cleaning products, just use water. Let it dry upside down.

Risk is just as great for any liquids to get in through the speaker holes, but hopefully there's no damage. Good luck.
Yeah, I'll put tape over the speaker holes anyways, even still the I will use a towel with very little moisture in it. If it shorts out - then I'll have to ship it back O.O. Guess I'll jut use water then. Should work, assuming I get it all out. I have some old tooth brushes I don't use anymore (never threw them out), I'm sure I can get in all the nooks 'n crannies under there with that.

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No...hrm...I wonder if those will work...

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OMFG.

I think I've just sicked a little into my own mouth.
It's actually very good, as long as it's not dried (like it is now).

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why are people so repressed?

I would of tried my tongue. Since by now it was to late I would try a light detergent.
Yeah, that's what I was thinking, but I'm afraid of chemicals eating away at it - I'll probably use plain water.

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Best topic ever! F*ckbook Pro! Take the keyboard off, and wash it thoroughly and let it dry somewhere ( preferably not where you're having private time )
Does the whole keyboard come off as a whole? Or do I just pop all the keys out? (or both)?

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From what I remember, removing keys is not easy, and seating them again is equally tough. Are we talking heavy seepage under the keys? (I'm trying to just forget what the actual substance is and think that you spilled a beer. Yeah, beer.) If its only minor, you ought to be able to get paper towel under. For example, to clean under your "R" key, push down your "F" then "T", et cetera, going around in a circle until you get all underneath the key. Goodness, I hope you get this sorted out, and learned your lesson.
Yeah, from looking at the picture it looks like it's a pain in the ass, but just takes some patience. Nah, we're not talking heavy seepage, it was a splatter type deal, at about a 60* angle off the bottom edge from accross the trackpad's right side, space bar, v key, to F3/F4. Stopped just short of the screen, in that rubber joint thing that holds the screen still.

Yeah, fortunately I learned the lesson the hard way - SAVE AND FINISH BEFORE MOVING ONTO OTHER PROJECTS.

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OH.MY.GOD.

I'm not one for the vajayjay so I'm not sure how it all works - but mother of God! - that is vile. Vile, vile, vile.

Unless you were humping atop the damn thing, I honestly see no way this could happen.

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At some point in your life you'll run into what's called "a squirter" - the name speaks for itself. We were near the edge too so it's not like it was that far. If I took pictures of where it was and where we were it'd make perfect sense - but I'm not going to...and it's not vile, it's awesome...except when it spills on your MBP's keyboard because you were in too much of a rush to finish and close it.

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Take all the keys out, put them in a bath of warm water and soap, then wipe down the thing under the keyboard with a damp cloth.
That won't rub the lettering off the keys, will it?

@ ALL:
Thanks for your help and keeping the jokes to a minimum, I greatly appreciate it.

I copied my project onto this computer and stayed up since the incident and finished it (haven't gone to sleep yet), so now that the work is out of the way I can work on it at my leisure.

It doesn't seem like it's that big a deal, but I mean the smell is kinda not-so-good when it's dried and I don't want the keys to stick.

Thank you, csc, for posting that link, I guess I'll take a nap so I'm well rested, then get to work popping the keys out of this thing. I figure i only need to pop out like, 1-7, W-U, S-J, X-N, & the space bar..but then again there's a chance that it's not 100% level and it slid to one side or another underneath, so maybe it would be better if I popped them all out and cleaned the whole panel underneath.

I'll use a damp towel and see where that gets me. I'll let u guys know how it works out.

TIP: If you're working and your girlfriend's hot and bothered, use your head, finish what you're doing, then change projects. This is a stupid problem to have, but it's a problem none-the-less. I'll let you guys know how the key-popping & cleaning turns out.
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Old Aug 3, 2008, 02:31 PM   #22
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Your letter to Penthouse plea for help just doesn't ring true. You said you put your laptop on the floor. How did said juices get from the bed onto your laptop on the floor?A little help here. I really want to believe you.
I'm tired, I'm cranky, and I can't really give a ****-less if you believe me or not, it still happened whether you believe it or not, and I still have to deal with it, whether you believe it or not. Laptop was on the floor, yes. We were on the bed, yes. Your accusations of me lying isn't important enough for me to take pictures so you can understand how it happened, sorry.

G'night.
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Old Aug 3, 2008, 02:42 PM   #23
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No, you can't just take the keyboard off, you have to pop the upper case off as well!

www.ifixit.com there's a guide here, that's very helpful with pictures of each step!
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Depending on your version, this might well work: http://www.nonverbla.de/blog/2006/11...-pro-keyboard/

Good luck.
That was a very useful link, thanks very much.

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The best non-disassembly way is probably to work around a piece of fairly fine cloth lightly soaked with detergent around the crevices of the keyboard. As others suggest, taking off the worst-afflicted keys carefully may also facilitate more thorough cleaning.

I would also say print out your porn next time and face the other way, well out of range of your computer.
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