So I see that the number one song on iTunes is something called
"My Life Would Suck Without You" by Kelly Clarkson
...Now I just want to say that this is the worst name for a song I have ever seen thus far, and I hate it already even though I've never listened to it.
Reminds me of a joke I read once:
There was a fancy dinner party, and one lonely and melancholy fellow was sitting by himself in the corner. A beautiful blonde approached him and asked him what's wrong.
"I'm a musician and nobody likes my music. Every producer I've approached has turned me away."
She told him, "I'm a singer, why don't you come over to the piano and play one of your pieces? I'll tell you whether I can get you in front of a producer that might help you out."
So he sat down at the piano and played one of the most beautiful melodies anyone at the party had ever heard. There was hardly a dry eye in the place when he was finished.
The singer ran up to him when he was done, gave him a hug, and told him: "That was amazing! I can't believe nobody will give you a chance - what's the name of that song?"
He said, "It's called 'I Love You So Much I Could S**t in My Pants.' "