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Old Apr 3, 2009, 08:40 AM   #1
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Apple or OS X jokes

I guess I just want to see if any of us have any good apple related jokes or quotes or one liners...

I don't have any yet but I will try to work on some.

The only reason I thought of this is because of a conversation I had the other day.

Friend: What is your favorite game on the mac?

Me: I dunno, Activity Monitor?
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Old Apr 3, 2009, 09:15 AM   #2
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There was also a Simpsons episode recently that poked fun at apple.

Mapple Employee: Who dares question the boss we fired 10 years ago and then bought back?

Comic Book Guy: (at "brainiac bar"): My question is the following statement; Operating system 4.2 has sloppier architecture than a Tijuana ant hill.

Lisa: 1200 dollars? But I only downloaded 1212 songs! oooohhhh
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Old Apr 3, 2009, 09:20 AM   #3
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Lol. I like that episode. "I'm sorry sir, that machine is turned off." Homer: "Then why is it glowing?"
"That light is to confirm that the machine is turned off." lol.


MAC = Mean Ass Computer
PC = Piece of Crap
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Old Apr 3, 2009, 05:35 PM   #4
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Guy 1: Hey, how much did you pay for that mac?
Guy 2: $1500
Guy 1: So it must have a nVidia 8800 and like 4GB of RAM right?
GUy 2: No, onboard graphics and 1GB of RAM
Guy 1: So why was it so much?
Guy 2: The keyboard is nice
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Old Apr 3, 2009, 05:51 PM   #5
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Guy 1: Hey, how much did you pay for that mac?
Guy 2: $1500
Guy 1: So it must have a nVidia 8800 and like 4GB of RAM right?
GUy 2: No, onboard graphics and 1GB of RAM
Guy 1: So why was it so much?
Guy 2: The keyboard is nice
I dont get it?
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Old Apr 3, 2009, 06:06 PM   #6
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I dont get it?
Mac's are so overpriced, they just have the good OS and nice looks, the parts are not that great
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Old Apr 3, 2009, 06:28 PM   #7
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Mac's are so overpriced, they just have the good OS and nice looks, the parts are not that great
hahaha some Windows fanboys crack me up
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Lisa's last pic should read iBill. FAIL!!!!
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yeah that was a funny episode
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Old Apr 3, 2009, 10:15 PM   #10
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How many Apple Mac user's does it take to change a Light Bulb?

Just 1.

And 300,520 to go onto an Internet Forum and discuss how crap it is, and then contradict themselves and buy one a few days later....

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Stephen Hawking may be a genius, but he is not setting much of an example to kids by just sitting at his MacBook Pro all day.

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I was using my Grandmothers iMac today, when I suddenly found loads of porn.

To be honest I thought I'd deleted it.

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I've just installed a Princess Diana screensaver, now my iMac keeps crashing....

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My old Apple G3 Tower has become so slow.

This morning I logged into "Just 18" porno website.

By the time the first page had loaded, all the girls looked like they were in their mid 40s.

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Old Apr 3, 2009, 11:59 PM   #11
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How many Apple Mac user's does it take to change a Light Bulb?

Just 1.

And 300,520 to go onto an Internet Forum and discuss how crap it is, and then contradict themselves and buy one a few days later....



Stephen Hawking may be a genius, but he is not setting much of an example to kids by just sitting at his MacBook Pro all day.



I was using my Grandmothers iMac today, when I suddenly found loads of porn.

To be honest I thought I'd deleted it.



I've just installed a Princess Diana screensaver, now my iMac keeps crashing....



My old Apple G3 Tower has become so slow.

This morning I logged into "Just 18" porno website.

By the time the first page had loaded, all the girls looked like they were in their mid 40s.
Oooookaay.
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Old Apr 4, 2009, 12:02 AM   #12
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You think of those yourself, Keniff?

Don't quit your day job.
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Lisa's last pic should read iBill. FAIL!!!!
Someone clearly hasn't seen the episode...
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hahaha some Windows fanboys crack me up
I'm not a fanboy, but it's true, I love my mac, but I find it overpriced, we payed $900 for my macbook, and 500 for my sisters laptop, she got better parts, but I got OS X
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hahaha some Windows fanboys crack me up
well its true
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How many Apple Mac user's does it take to change a Light Bulb?

Just 1.

And 300,520 to go onto an Internet Forum and discuss how crap it is, and then contradict themselves and buy one a few days later....



Stephen Hawking may be a genius, but he is not setting much of an example to kids by just sitting at his MacBook Pro all day.



I was using my Grandmothers iMac today, when I suddenly found loads of porn.

To be honest I thought I'd deleted it.



I've just installed a Princess Diana screensaver, now my iMac keeps crashing....



My old Apple G3 Tower has become so slow.

This morning I logged into "Just 18" porno website.

By the time the first page had loaded, all the girls looked like they were in their mid 40s.
i dont find any of those humourous
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I guess one could make the statement that a sleeping MacBook is breathing while pointing at the pulsing sleep light.
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i dont find any of those humourous
I found the last one funny, the others were not so good.
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Old Apr 4, 2009, 07:57 PM   #19
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You think of those yourself, Keniff?

Don't quit your day job.

Oh sorry, but the I thought this was a thread about "Apple or OS X jokes"
And thats what I did, I don't see you trying to come up with some comedy.
If you don't like the thread, then don't read it, or respond to it!
And if you want to say something, get involved and tell us a joke?

I DARE YOU?!

ffs

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Oh sorry, but the I thought this was a thread about "Apple or OS X jokes"
And thats what I did, I don't see you trying to come up with some comedy.
If you don't like the thread, then don't read it, or respond to it!
And if you want to say something, get involved and tell us a joke?

I DARE YOU?!

ffs
I think you should read this.
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LOL. Good call.
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I guess one could make the statement that a sleeping MacBook is breathing while pointing at the pulsing sleep light.
I find this to be the best post of the thread.
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Okay, an actual Apple-related joke:

Three Apple engineers and three Microsoft engineers are about to board a train to a computer conference. The Microsoft engineers notice that the Apple engineers bought only one ticket between them. The Microsoft engineers ask the Apple engineers how they plan on getting to the conference. "Watch and learn," one of the Apple engineers tells them.

As soon as the train leaves the station, the three Apple engineers rush from their seats and all squeeze into one restroom. When the conductor comes through the car he knocks on the restroom door and says "ticket please!" The door opens a crack and the one ticket is handed to the conductor. The Microsoft engineers are impressed, and decide that's what they will do on the trip back.

Then on the return trip, the Microsoft engineers notice that the Apple engineers haven't bought any tickets. "How do you plan on getting home without any tickets?" they ask. "Watch and learn," one of the Apple engineers tells them.

As soon as the train leaves the station, the three Microsoft engineers hurry for the restroom. A few moments later, one of the Apple engineers gets up from his seat, knocks on the restroom door and says, "ticket please!"
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Old Apr 5, 2009, 01:01 AM   #24
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LOL. Good call.


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LOL?

Yeah, good call, you posted up a link!?

This is a thread is about jokes...
I think you're missing the point.

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Okay, an actual Apple-related joke:

Three Apple engineers and three Microsoft engineers are about to board a train to a computer conference. The Microsoft engineers notice that the Apple engineers bought only one ticket between them. The Microsoft engineers ask the Apple engineers how they plan on getting to the conference. "Watch and learn," one of the Apple engineers tells them.

As soon as the train leaves the station, the three Apple engineers rush from their seats and all squeeze into one restroom. When the conductor comes through the car he knocks on the restroom door and says "ticket please!" The door opens a crack and the one ticket is handed to the conductor. The Microsoft engineers are impressed, and decide that's what they will do on the trip back.

Then on the return trip, the Microsoft engineers notice that the Apple engineers haven't bought any tickets. "How do you plan on getting home without any tickets?" they ask. "Watch and learn," one of the Apple engineers tells them.

As soon as the train leaves the station, the three Microsoft engineers hurry for the restroom. A few moments later, one of the Apple engineers gets up from his seat, knocks on the restroom door and says, "ticket please!"
Rofl.
Thank you! That brightened my day
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