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Old Apr 5, 2009, 01:09 AM   #26
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LOL?...
Yes, it's an acronym meaning he laughed out loud. More than I can say for your effort.
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Old Apr 5, 2009, 01:09 AM   #27
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Okay, an actual Apple-related joke...
Busted. http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=169018
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Old Apr 5, 2009, 01:11 AM   #28
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Busted.
Right, I confess. Others may also have heard this joke.

Turns out I posted this joke in 2004, a year earlier than your link. So I confess again, to not only posting bad jokes, but to repeating them.
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Old Apr 5, 2009, 01:17 AM   #29
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*Snip*
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Still, it's a good one!
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Old Apr 5, 2009, 01:19 AM   #30
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Yes, it's an acronym meaning he laughed out loud. More than I can say for your effort.
Handbags at Dawn, Sir!?

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Old Apr 5, 2009, 01:20 AM   #31
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The truth is, YOU'RE unable to tell any jokes! Right?
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Old Apr 5, 2009, 01:20 AM   #32
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Handbags at Dawn, Sir!?

See, now that was funny!
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Old Apr 5, 2009, 01:25 AM   #33
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Old Apr 5, 2009, 01:26 AM   #34
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See, now that was funny!
I have these two lesbians living next door to me, they gave me a watch for my birthday, but I think they got the wrong idea, I said "I wanna watch"


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Old Apr 5, 2009, 11:42 AM   #35
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I have these two lesbians living next door to me, they gave me a watch for my birthday, but I think they got the wrong idea, I said "I wanna watch"


AHAHAHA! LMFAO! Now that was good! You made my day, and I just woke up too
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Old Apr 5, 2009, 05:16 PM   #36
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It's impossible to eat a flag and get healthy. People will think you're hardcore.

It's easy to eat an apple and get nutrition. People will think you're smart but take the easy route.

It's hard at first but if you cook it just right, you can get a lot of nutrition from eating a penguin. People will think you're weird.
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Old Apr 5, 2009, 05:19 PM   #37
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It's impossible to eat a flag and get healthy. People will think you're hardcore.

It's easy to eat an apple and get nutrition. People will think you're smart but take the easy route.

It's hard at first but if you cook it just right, you can get a lot of nutrition from eating a penguin. People will think you're weird.
Uh, what?
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Old Apr 5, 2009, 10:46 PM   #38
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It's impossible to eat a flag and get healthy. People will think you're hardcore.

It's easy to eat an apple and get nutrition. People will think you're smart but take the easy route.

It's hard at first but if you cook it just right, you can get a lot of nutrition from eating a penguin. People will think you're weird.
Ohh this one took me a couple minutes
but is good....

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Old Apr 5, 2009, 10:59 PM   #39
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I have these two lesbians living next door to me, they gave me a watch for my birthday, but I think they got the wrong idea, I said "I wanna watch"
Good one!

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It's impossible to eat a flag and get healthy. People will think you're hardcore.

It's easy to eat an apple and get nutrition. People will think you're smart but take the easy route.

It's hard at first but if you cook it just right, you can get a lot of nutrition from eating a penguin. People will think you're weird.
Almost made me laugh out loud.
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Old Apr 5, 2009, 11:13 PM   #40
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I don't get it.


Except for the weirdness of "Its hard at first, but if you cook it just right, you can get a lot of nutrition"...sounds nasty.


Other than that, I don't get it.
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Old Apr 5, 2009, 11:29 PM   #41
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I don't get it.


Except for the weirdness of "Its hard at first, but if you cook it just right, you can get a lot of nutrition"...sounds nasty.


Other than that, I don't get it.
Flag = MS Windows - It'll never work out well for you.
Apple = Well... Apple - Best thing for you.
Penguin = Linux - Tough to learn at first but once you get the hang of it, it is very useful.
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Flag = MS Windows - It'll never work out well for you.
Apple = Well... Apple - Best thing for you.
Penguin = Linux - Tough to learn at first but once you get the hang of it, it is very useful.
Not funny, but thanks for explaining.
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Old Apr 6, 2009, 02:59 AM   #43
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Flag = MS Windows - It'll never work out well for you.
Apple = Well... Apple - Best thing for you.
Penguin = Linux - Tough to learn at first but once you get the hang of it, it is very useful.
Ahh I get it now...interesting.
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How the Apple logo came to be?

Take a curved chunk out of an apple and add it to the top for a leaf
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How do you know when there is a Mac user in the room?
They announce it.
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