Yes, another fun-stuffed Caption This: Before and After

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browserman

macrumors newbie

Original poster

• May 12, 2004

• #1

The wit content was so high on the other "caption this" that I thought, why not make more photos ridiculous. Before and After again. (I know it's foolish, but it's fun, too) 😱

 

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ecche

macrumors regular

• May 12, 2004

• #2

browserman said:

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"OK, whoever picks up that dime first gets to wear our only suit and takes Suzie to the prom!"

"Sayonara, loser!!!"

 

virividox

macrumors 601

• May 12, 2004

• #3

GET IN MY BELLY!!!

 

jimsowden

macrumors 68000

• May 12, 2004

• #4

First: Windows 98 (beastly and primitive) vs OS X (Both good looking and useful underneath)

Second: Windows XP

 

parrothead

macrumors 6502a

• May 12, 2004

• #5

Look Richard! Fat guy in a little coat....

Take it off ****head...

Fat guy in a little coat. Uh oh.....

 

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evolu

macrumors regular

• May 12, 2004

• #6

what do you get when you cross a lawyer with a japanese wrestler?

SueMo 😀



sorry.

 

Horrortaxi

macrumors 68020

• May 12, 2004

• #7

Yoshi is widely known among American businessmen, many of whom travel to the orient just for the privledge of wrestling him. It's common knowledge that he will take your suit if he wins. It is also common knowledge that Yoshi almost always wins. Few people know what awaits the man who defeats Yoshi, but it must be something really damned good.

 

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ecche

macrumors regular

• May 13, 2004

• #8

evolu said:

what do you get when you cross a lawyer with a japanese wrestler?

SueMo 😀



sorry.

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No need to be sorry. It's a nice wordplay. I wish I had come up with that. Congratulations!

 

abhishekit

macrumors 65816

• May 13, 2004

• #9

1st: power of unix, and class of macintosh
result: No competition

 

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jimsullivan

macrumors newbie

• May 13, 2004

• #10

abhishekit said:

1st: power of unix, and class of macintosh
result: No competition

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Good one, and your avatar made me LOL!

I'll build on your idea: this is how the great merger came to be:
Unix: You say I have no CLASS!
Macintosh: Well, have you taken a good look at yourself lately? Not a pretty sight. I mean, this is a BUSINESS MEETING! Strength isn't everything, Mister Big!
Unix: You are making me VERY ANGRY!!!
Macintosh: Truth hurts! Why don't you take a lesson from ME!
Unix: No, I don't take a lesson - I take your identity and absorb it into mine! 😱 ............. 😀

 

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alxths

macrumors 6502

• May 13, 2004

• #11

Before:" All right, 1, 2--wait, oh my god, Tom, your suit's come alive and it's eating you! The prophecy is fulfilled and we're both doomed!!!"

After: "AAhhhhhhh, I'm too beautifull to die!!!"

 

Horrortaxi

macrumors 68020

• May 14, 2004

• #12

1st picture: (Guy in suit) Mr. Anderson, you've really let yourself go. This will be easy.
(Sumo guy) This ends tonight, Smith.

2nd picture: Smith is successful at infecting Neo with his virus, but Neo soon explodes and ruins everything.

3rd picture, if there was one, would have a blue tint.