2009-10 Football Thread

Jaffa Cake · Jun 16, 2009, 04:15 PM

The world's media gathered today as MacRumors unveiled its first signing of the summer. The Forum has secured the signature of the 2009-10 Football Thread ahead of the new campaign.

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Head Coach Arn explained the transfer, "It was important we moved quickly to secure this signing – 2008-09 Football Thread and 2008-09 Football Thread - The Second Half had both proved to be very popular with supporters and had forged an excellent partnership. However, with their retirement at the end of last season a new thread was clearly needed, and we're confident 2009-10 can fulfil this important role."

It is believed MacRumors faced stiff competition for 2009-10's services, with arch-rivals PCRumours said to have tabled a forum-record bid. No one at MacRumors would officially comment on the terms or length of the new thread's contract, but sources suggest it has signed a lucrative 2,000 post deal.

OllyW · Jun 16, 2009, 04:23 PM

Blimey!

We haven't kicked a ball yet and we are already bottom of the league.

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Mitthrawnuruodo · Jun 16, 2009, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by OllyW

We haven't kicked a ball yet and we are already bottom of the league.

On the other hand, you are also tied for the top spot...

IverTHPS · Jun 16, 2009, 04:30 PM

Awww man, I thought this was going to be about the real, masculine version of football.

Jaffa Cake · Jun 16, 2009, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by IverTHPS

Awww man, I thought this was going to be about the real, masculine version of football.

Accrington Stanley!

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No, this is what you probably call 'soccer' – that name comes from an abbreviation of the word 'socialist', as 'soccer' is played by pinko-commie Europeans and as such will probably hold little interest for you.

I'm glad to have been of some assistance to you.

Fizzoid · Jun 16, 2009, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by IverTHPS

Awww man, I thought this was going to be about the real, masculine version of football.

No, it's the non body armor version where foot meets ball, and 0-0 can actually be exciting

Peterkro · Jun 16, 2009, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by IverTHPS

Awww man, I thought this was going to be about the real, masculine version of football.

The homo eroticism may not be as obvious as in the egg shaped ball games but we have our moments.

IverTHPS · Jun 16, 2009, 05:17 PM

England Football:

Tennessee Football:

I rest my case.

Jaffa Cake · Jun 16, 2009, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by IverTHPS

England Football...

Ah, Katie Chapman...

<sighs dreamily>

Qwertylizer · Jun 16, 2009, 05:23 PM

Hah. It's just about what kind of picture you wanna give (sorry about the size):

Real football:

Failed:

Fizzoid · Jun 16, 2009, 05:28 PM

My turn at some willy waving

pachyderm · 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Qwertylizer

Hah. It's just about what kind of picture you wanna give (sorry about the size):

Real football:
Failed:

And he is considered "fit".

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peterkro

The homo eroticism may not be as obvious as in the egg shaped ball games but we have our moments.

He he he

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fizzoid

No, it's the non body armor version where foot meets ball, and 0-0 can actually be exciting

And a good result to boot!!

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Originally Posted by Don't panic

any good game in the US this summer?

That Euro tour thingy that comes to the states but only plays in big cities, the "Tour of Champions" or some such usually Barca, Milan, Celtic, I think Man City...

takao · Jun 16, 2009, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by IverTHPS

Awww man, I thought this was going to be about the real, masculine version of football.

only in america, playing rugby with protective gear, helmet and wearing spandex with guys slapping on each others behinds on every opportunity and handling the ball only with hands 99% is called "masculine version of football"

IverTHPS · Jun 16, 2009, 06:32 PM

I should clarify... football, be it professional or collegiate, played outside of states with SEC, Big 12 or southern ACC schools is probably just as frilly as soccer played in Europe's liberal bastions.

Jaffa Cake · Jun 16, 2009, 06:46 PM

To be honest, I think the stadium picture I posted earlier outdoes everyone so let's leave it at that.

Anyway, back to more important stuff than the frankly silly business of who's girlier than who – after escaping the drizzly, freezing British Isles Ronaldo will no doubt be looking forward to making his long awaited debut for Real Madrid. Turns out he may well be making it against Dublin part-timers Shamrock Rovers, in front of a crowd numbering around 3,500 spectators.

The facilities are certainly a long way away from what he'll be used to at the likes of Old Trafford and the Bernabéu. For those who fancy a Galáctico's eye view of what he can expect in Ireland, one of the Hoops' players gives us a guided tour of their new stadium.

Silencio · Jun 16, 2009, 06:48 PM

Old Rocky Top can only turn green with jealousy:

I'd take 95,000 Catalans over 100,000 hicks from the sticks any way.

NathanCH · Jun 16, 2009, 08:58 PM

Oh please, people still come in these threads and compare American football and football? Ugh.

Amen to that Silencio. Also, they're upgrading the Nou Camp to 100,000+

treyjustice · Jun 16, 2009, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by takao

only in america, playing rugby with protective gear, helmet and wearing spandex with guys slapping on each others behinds on every opportunity and handling the ball only with hands 99% is called "masculine version of football"

its a multibillion dollar business and london is pushing to get a superbowl there so they must be doing something right!!

NathanCH · Jun 16, 2009, 09:28 PM

Okay, enough with the stupid yank sports, I'm sure the mods will delete those posts after. Let's get on topic.

How much do you think the loss of Ronaldo will effect Man UTD (if at all)?

Lord Blackadder · 11:16 PM

Why is it that the "Accrington Stanley" fans only come out at the start of our threads, and then fade away? They need to show some more support for their team.

There's nothing wrong with American football, I watch it occasionally when my team is doing well (very occasionally, since I'm a Cleveland fan), or catch a MNF game. But Football (Futbol) is the biggest sport on earth, and if you can't at least admit that then, well, I don't know what to tell ya.

On to futbol:

Any of you other USA-based fans of the Beautiful Game planning to make it to any of the matches at the 2009 World Football Challenge? AC Milan, Inter Milan, Club America and Chelsea are participating. AC vs Inter in Massachusetts sounds tasty.

Johnson to Liverpool sounds like it could be a decent buy, especially if he will be a regular starter.

pachyderm · Jun 16, 2009, 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Don't panic

any good game in the US this summer?

See below...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Blackadder

Why is it that the "Accrington Stanley" fans only come out at the start of our threads, and then fade away? They need to show some more support for their team.

There's nothing wrong with American football, I watch it occasionally when my team is doing well (very occasionally, since I'm a Cleveland fan), or catch a MNF game. But Football (Futbol) is the biggest sport on earth, and if you can't at least admit that then, well, I don;t know what to tell ya.

On to futbol:

Any of you other USA-based fans of the Beautiful Game planning to make it to any of the matches at the 2009 World Football Challenge? AC Milan, Inter Milan, Club America and Chelsea are participating. AC vs Inter in Massachusetts sounds tasty.

Johnson to Liverpool sounds like it could be a decent buy, especially if he will be a regular starter.

That's it!!

ANd speaking of stadia... the one that Braga (I think it is theirs) plays in is really cool. Surrounded by an old rock quarry.

Fizzoid · Jun 17, 2009, 03:00 AM

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Originally Posted by NathanCH

How much do you think the loss of Ronaldo will effect Man UTD (if at all)?

Well, how do you replace the worlds best player?
I guess the answer to that would be, with the future worlds best player

Although he wasn't as prolific this season as he was last, I think they will miss him. SAF is a wily old fox though, so I'm sure if he does indeed get the full £80m to spend we can expect to see some decent signings.

pknz · Jun 17, 2009, 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Fizzoid

Well, how do you replace the worlds best player?
I guess the answer to that would be, with the future worlds best player

Although he wasn't as prolific this season as he was last, I think they will miss him. SAF is a wily old fox though, so I'm sure if he does indeed get the full £80m to spend we can expect to see some decent signings.

The worlds best player? Highly debatable.

Temptations · Jun 17, 2009, 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by OllyW

Blimey!

We haven't kicked a ball yet and we are already bottom of the league.

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blah, my Dad supports Wolves. But not me. Sky Blue Army!

Fizzoid · Jun 17, 2009, 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by pknz

The worlds best player? Highly debatable.

Well, he was voted the Fifa Player Of The Year, so yes, it's open to debate but is obviously regarded currently as the worlds best player

Jun 16, 2009, 04:15 PM	#1
Jaffa Cake macrumors Demi-God Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Hull, Englandshire	2009-10 Football Thread The world's media gathered today as MacRumors unveiled its first signing of the summer. The Forum has secured the signature of the 2009-10 Football Thread ahead of the new campaign. Head Coach Arn explained the transfer, "It was important we moved quickly to secure this signing – 2008-09 Football Thread and 2008-09 Football Thread - The Second Half had both proved to be very popular with supporters and had forged an excellent partnership. However, with their retirement at the end of last season a new thread was clearly needed, and we're confident 2009-10 can fulfil this important role." It is believed MacRumors faced stiff competition for 2009-10's services, with arch-rivals PCRumours said to have tabled a forum-record bid. No one at MacRumors would officially comment on the terms or length of the new thread's contract, but sources suggest it has signed a lucrative 2,000 post deal. __________________ Devaluing the Barclays Premier League since 2008

Jun 16, 2009, 04:23 PM	#2
OllyW macrumors Demi-God Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: The Black Country Chainstore Massacre	Blimey! We haven't kicked a ball yet and we are already bottom of the league. __________________ I've got an Orgone Accumulator And it makes me feel greater I'll see you sometime later When I'm through with my Accumulator

Jun 16, 2009, 05:23 PM	#10
Qwertylizer macrumors member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Europe	Hah. It's just about what kind of picture you wanna give (sorry about the size): Real football: Failed: __________________ MacBook Pro 15" (unibody) 2.4GHz, 4GB, 250GB, 10.6.2 \| Cinema HD 23" iPhone 3G 16GB Nikon D300 + 17-55/2.8G + 70-300/4.5-5.6G + SB-600

Jun 16, 2009, 06:46 PM	#15
Jaffa Cake Thread Starter macrumors Demi-God Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Hull, Englandshire	To be honest, I think the stadium picture I posted earlier outdoes everyone so let's leave it at that. Anyway, back to more important stuff than the frankly silly business of who's girlier than who – after escaping the drizzly, freezing British Isles Ronaldo will no doubt be looking forward to making his long awaited debut for Real Madrid. Turns out he may well be making it against Dublin part-timers Shamrock Rovers, in front of a crowd numbering around 3,500 spectators. The facilities are certainly a long way away from what he'll be used to at the likes of Old Trafford and the Bernabéu. For those who fancy a Galáctico's eye view of what he can expect in Ireland, one of the Hoops' players gives us a guided tour of their new stadium. __________________ Devaluing the Barclays Premier League since 2008

Jun 16, 2009, 06:48 PM	#16
Silencio macrumors 65816 Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: San Francisco	Old Rocky Top can only turn green with jealousy: I'd take 95,000 Catalans over 100,000 hicks from the sticks any way. __________________ "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." - John Cage

Jun 16, 2009, 04:30 PM	#4
IverTHPS Banned Join Date: Jun 2009	Awww man, I thought this was going to be about the real, masculine version of football.

Jun 16, 2009, 05:17 PM	#8
IverTHPS Banned Join Date: Jun 2009	England Football: Tennessee Football: I rest my case.

Jun 16, 2009, 05:28 PM	#11
Fizzoid macrumors 6502a Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: UK	My turn at some willy waving

Jun 16, 2009, 06:32 PM	#14
IverTHPS Banned Join Date: Jun 2009	I should clarify... football, be it professional or collegiate, played outside of states with SEC, Big 12 or southern ACC schools is probably just as frilly as soccer played in Europe's liberal bastions.

Jun 16, 2009, 08:58 PM	#17
NathanCH macrumors 6502a Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Canadaland	Oh please, people still come in these threads and compare American football and football? Ugh. Amen to that Silencio. Also, they're upgrading the Nou Camp to 100,000+ __________________ CetanDesigns: http://www.cetan.ca/blog.php \| Flickr

Jun 16, 2009, 09:28 PM	#19
NathanCH macrumors 6502a Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Canadaland	Okay, enough with the stupid yank sports, I'm sure the mods will delete those posts after. Let's get on topic. How much do you think the loss of Ronaldo will effect Man UTD (if at all)? __________________ CetanDesigns: http://www.cetan.ca/blog.php \| Flickr

Jun 16, 2009, 09:33 PM	#20
Lord Blackadder macrumors 601 Join Date: May 2004 Location: Sod off	Why is it that the "Accrington Stanley" fans only come out at the start of our threads, and then fade away? They need to show some more support for their team. There's nothing wrong with American football, I watch it occasionally when my team is doing well (very occasionally, since I'm a Cleveland fan), or catch a MNF game. But Football (Futbol) is the biggest sport on earth, and if you can't at least admit that then, well, I don't know what to tell ya. On to futbol: Any of you other USA-based fans of the Beautiful Game planning to make it to any of the matches at the 2009 World Football Challenge? AC Milan, Inter Milan, Club America and Chelsea are participating. AC vs Inter in Massachusetts sounds tasty. Johnson to Liverpool sounds like it could be a decent buy, especially if he will be a regular starter. __________________ Digital Audio G4 w/OWC 1.4GHz/1GB/2x250GB SATA/Pioneer DVR-107D/GeForce6800GT/Panther/2005FPW 20.1" Oh, God, God, God! What on earth was I drinking last night? My head feels like there's a Frenchman living in it. - Edmund Blackadder Last edited by Lord Blackadder : Jun 16, 2009 at 11:16 PM.

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