If the 27-inch iMac was a girl .....

georgemann · Oct 22, 2009, 12:15 PM

If the 27-inch iMac was a girl, I would take her home to meet my mother.

http://dpmac.com/2009/10/if-the-27-i...eet-my-mother/

lulla01 · Oct 22, 2009, 12:17 PM

what if your mom was racist and only liked PC's

DDave · Oct 22, 2009, 12:19 PM

damn those racists, so i guess you just have to keep her as a mistress.

uuaschbaer · Oct 22, 2009, 12:33 PM

If the iMac was a girl you'd not be a freaky nerd

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rdowty · Oct 22, 2009, 12:36 PM

If the iMac was a girl she'd be too hot for you unless you were a rock star or won the lottery.

marclondon · Oct 22, 2009, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rdowty

If the iMac was a girl she'd be too hot for you.

With a 310 watt power supply she's certainly hot, that's true.

M.

georgemann · Oct 22, 2009, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rdowty

If the iMac was a girl she'd be too hot for you unless you were a rock star or won the lottery.

Actually I live in Thailand, which is sort of like winning the lottery and you guys should see some of the female nerds on this side of the planet, you would never go home.

george

MacMini2009 · Oct 22, 2009, 11:02 PM

Don't put Windows on it or it will be infected with a virus. You know what I mean.

gibbz · Oct 22, 2009, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MacMini2009

Don't put Windows on it or it will be infected with a virus. You know what I mean.

I see what you did there

Dr.Pants · Oct 22, 2009, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MacMini2009

Don't put Windows on it or it will be infected with a virus. You know what I mean.

Indeed. If you treat her like Windows, that sort of thing happens. A good mutual relationship needs to work on both ends

tooz · Oct 22, 2009, 11:32 PM

you'd just need "anti-virus protection"

5DollaFootlong · Oct 22, 2009, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooz

you'd just need "anti-virus protection"

yes, and you have a variety of choices.

morrisman1 · Oct 22, 2009, 11:48 PM

depending on what floats your boat will determine this a pro or con, but she only has a slot for one hard drive

Techhie · Oct 22, 2009, 11:48 PM

iThink a better revised title for this post would be: "If the 27" iMac was a girl, she would be a muscular dyke lumberjack lesbian, such as Rosie O'Donnell"

macgeek18 · Oct 23, 2009, 02:36 AM

If the 27in iMac was a girl:I'd be buying a ring right now.

iBlue · Oct 23, 2009, 02:45 AM

Those ports are a little small, are they not?

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgemann

Actually I live in Thailand, which is sort of like winning the lottery and you guys should see some of the female nerds on this side of the planet, you would never go home.

Probably more like gambling... with STDs. That ***** comes home with you alright! </crass generalization for effect>

sine-nomine · Oct 23, 2009, 02:58 AM

If the new white MacBook was a girl...it would be missing a 'port' lol

Sambo110 · Oct 23, 2009, 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by 5DollaFootlong

yes, and you have a variety of choices.

Better to go free without any anti virus's

.

mrsir2009 · Oct 23, 2009, 03:16 AM

If the Mac Pro was a girl she'd have a bit of beef on her lol

300D · Oct 23, 2009, 04:06 AM

What if the iMac is actually a lesbian?

jesaja · Oct 23, 2009, 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tooz

you'd just need "anti-virus protection"

It's never as much fun with protection as it is without protection but with a healthy partner

I'll stay off Windows.

Jojo

richard.mac · Oct 23, 2009, 05:48 AM

wide load

Peterkro · Oct 23, 2009, 05:52 AM

If the iMac was a sensible girl she'd electrocute you.

Leon575 · Oct 23, 2009, 06:12 AM

If the 27" iMac was a girl... her name would be Kimberly... and we would have lots of Mac Minis together

jessica. · Oct 23, 2009, 06:16 AM

If the 27-inch iMac was a girl … it wouldn't be in your room.

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