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Old Jul 30, 2004, 09:51 AM   #1
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Its got to be a joke...

I love the oddly enough section of Yahoo! news for such jems as this

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...odd_malawi_nun

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A Malawian court has convicted a Catholic priest and a nun of disorderly conduct after they were caught engaged in a sexual act in a parked car with tinted windows.
The thing is that priests in some parts of Africa are allowed to marry.
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Old Jul 30, 2004, 10:14 AM   #2
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im thinking they were convicted of the act in public, not that it was a priest/nun.
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Old Jul 30, 2004, 10:19 AM   #3
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In public, kinky little devils.

Sort of reminds me of the following church picture...

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Old Jul 30, 2004, 01:29 PM   #4
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Well they got caught in a pubic act and now will have to pay. Maybe when they get out they can make the situation legal.
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Old Jul 30, 2004, 01:40 PM   #5
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In public, kinky little devils.

Sort of reminds me of the following church picture...

ROTFLMAO! I love it when churches can show a sense of humor!
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Old Jul 30, 2004, 01:57 PM   #6
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ROTFLMAO! I love it when churches can show a sense of humor!
It may not constitute going to church, but you do get a brief, momentary glimpse of heaven.
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Old Jul 30, 2004, 02:39 PM   #7
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In public, kinky little devils.

Sort of reminds me of the following church picture...

hahahahaha, i've seen some church boards that sound funny to a twisted mind but that is just blatently hilarious.
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Old Jul 30, 2004, 05:17 PM   #8
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ROTFLMAO! I love it when churches can show a sense of humor!
I'm assuming it's photoshopped.
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Old Jul 30, 2004, 05:56 PM   #9
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I'm assuming it's photoshopped.
I've seen some with amusing messages such as above. I wouldn't be surprised if it weren't.
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Old Jul 30, 2004, 10:03 PM   #10
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Old Jul 31, 2004, 01:34 PM   #11
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I doubt it is photoshopped. Some of these American churches are pretty spunky...
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Old Jul 31, 2004, 02:19 PM   #12
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Making love in a car, it's a bad habit to get into.
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Old Jul 31, 2004, 02:42 PM   #13
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Making love in a car, it's a bad habit to get into.
It is certainly worth trying it at least once. Just another part of growing up.
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Old Jul 31, 2004, 04:16 PM   #14
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It is certainly worth trying it at least once. Just another part of growing up.
i was also going to say the priest should've had nun of it.
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That picture really makes one laugh, but in honesty who goes to church for anything but to pick up a girl? At least then you can see what all that shouting is about...
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Old Aug 1, 2004, 12:40 AM   #16
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Well they got caught in a pubic act
BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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In public, kinky little devils.

Sort of reminds me of the following church picture...

Thats funny... Not a good way to get people to go to his church, but never the less, funny
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Old Aug 1, 2004, 05:21 PM   #19
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I doubt it is photoshopped. Some of these American churches are pretty spunky...
Why do I keep thinking there is a bad pun in here somewhere?
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Old Aug 1, 2004, 05:24 PM   #20
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I doubt it is photoshopped. Some of these American churches are pretty spunky...
Why do I keep thinking there is a bad pun in here somewhere?
Only if you include a picture...

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Old Aug 2, 2004, 10:33 AM   #21
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Why do I keep thinking there is a bad pun in here somewhere?
I can see how you would think that (I think), but actually I just intended it at face value

(no the "face value" thing was not an additional pun, even though that smiley looks a little dodgy)
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I can see how you would think that (I think), but actually I just intended it at face value

(no the "face value" thing was not an additional pun, even though that smiley looks a little dodgy)
So how do we get our minds out of the gutter with this...

I had another thought about the dangers of sex in the car in modern times. Imagine accidentally kicking the On Star button.
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So how do we get our minds out of the gutter with this...
Sorry for dragging your thread in to the gutter
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Sorry for dragging your thread in to the gutter
A priest and a nun doing the nasty... like there was anywhere else for the thread to go... Spunky churches though is what really pulled it into the gutter...

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So how do we get our minds out of the gutter with this...

I had another thought about the dangers of sex in the car in modern times. Imagine accidentally kicking the On Star button.
That would be quite embarrassing. Female voice comes on, "What is your situation?" Though since it's done in the back seat, it should help alleviate that problem.

Just remember what a funny situation.
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