Perfect Murder

[AFPoster]

Fear, pain, doubt and emotions sometimes bring out the worst in us. At any time we could do something we may regret and that could lead us to covering up from the Perfect Murder.
People have an imagination, now let's harness that and discover what everyone thinks their perfect murder would be and how it is undiscoverable.

This should be interesting.

[niuniu]

1 Create addictive product packed with harmful chemicals

2 Market it to mass public

3 Pay government a lot of tax for immunity

[RawBert]

I'd ask a bunch of bums in Santa Monica if othey would take a few hundred to hit my target.

But seriously, if you asphyxiate some one (no blood), wrap them in burlap & rope, and dump them in the ocean, you may get away with it. Just as long as no one sees you or video records you (it would be very difficult to avoid this).
Not that it have it all planned out or whatever.

Remember kids: Don't dump the body in a lake.

[TSX]

Make a knife out of ice or use an ice cicle and stab someone with it and then the weapon will melt. No murder weapon lol.

[dukebound85]

Originally Posted by AFPoster

Fear, pain, doubt and emotions sometimes bring out the worst in us. At any time we could do something we may regret and that could lead us to covering up from the Perfect Murder.
People have an imagination, now let's harness that and discover what everyone thinks their perfect murder would be and how it is undiscoverable.

This should be interesting.

More like this should be disturbing

I take no pleasure in thinking how to kill someone and if you do, go seek help...seriously

If as you say, something brings the worst in one, including myself, I would not want to get away from it either as I should not be able to get away with such an act

[Xavier]

Originally Posted by TSX

Make a knife out of ice or use an ice cicle and stab someone with it and then the weapon will melt. No murder weapon lol.

I was just about to say this. Reminds me of Dwight from the office.

[Jaffa Cake]

If I told you all how to commit the perfect murder, the authorities will know exactly how I did it.

[-aggie-]

The things people come up with to start threads on here is amazing.

[stonyc]

Step 1: Invent cheap, high-fat, low-quality food items.
Step 2: Market to children using strategic partnerships with kid-friendly institutions and zany mascots.
Step 3: Sell thousands of franchises.
Step 4: Profit.

[TSX]

You could always get someone to start smoking.

[renewed]

Originally Posted by stonyc

Step 1: Invent cheap, high-fat, low-quality food items.
Step 2: Market to children using strategic partnerships with kid-friendly institutions and zany mascots.
Step 3: Sell thousands of franchises.
Step 4: Profit.

Jim Skinner, is that you?

[-aggie-]

Originally Posted by TSX

You could always get someone to start smoking.

Or you could make some quit smoking and then tell them that the “potential murder victim” ordered you to do it.

[MattSepeta]

lol@ this thread...

Throw them into an abyss, duh.

[Xfujinon]

Pushing someone off of something really high is a pretty good way, but it leaves a lot of unanswered logistical questions (how to get the target to the spot, how to push without possibility of error, how to avoid getting filmed or otherwise connected with the act, etc. etc.).

Getting someone to inject themselves repeatedly with too much insulin wouldn't be a bad idea, but it is obvious what killed them on autopsy.

I don't think it's morbid to think about these things as an academic thought exercise; authors and movie producers have been doing it for decades! It sells books, magazines, serial novels, movies, television, etc. Creativity is the incentive, not the deeds.

Frankly, the best ideas are probably ones no one else thinks of, and have been used dozens upon dozens of times without fail. I read once about a guy who used to get people to help fix a car, and then he would just kick the jack out from under the car, crush the person, and in then put in a frantic call to 911. Convincing, plausible accident, happens every year to dozens of people, etc. Probably can't get away with it twice, though.

[SwiftLives]

I wouldn't come up with the perfect murder. I'd go the plausible deniability route.

First, I'd find an internet forum - perhaps a technology or a software website.
Then, I'd innocently ask the members of the forum to come up with the Perfect Murder scenario.
Finally, I'd carry out whichever one I felt was the most creative.

Simple, really.

[AFPoster]

Originally Posted by SwiftLives

I wouldn't come up with the perfect murder. I'd go the plausible deniability route.

First, I'd find an internet forum - perhaps a technology or a software website.
Then, I'd innocently ask the members of the forum to come up with the Perfect Murder scenario.
Finally, I'd carry out whichever one I felt was the most creative.

Simple, really.

Oh crap, I've been discovered. lol

[AFPoster]

For me I'd start a government organization that has endless funds from it's taxpayers. Then I'd issue my men with untested weaponry and send them into the battlefield. Once they start firing their weapons they realize they started to jam and overheat after about 100 shots. They then become sitting ducks and get killed.
The blame gets passed onto the personnel using the weapon not the government who wanted to go with the lowest bidder and not really test the product, hmm this sounds like a lot like Vietnman when they first got their M16's.
This is what I consider the perfect murder, the Government can do whatever they please and they always have a scape goat.

[Dagless]

I had a dream recently that I accidentally killed someone and I was so worried s**tless that I had no idea what to do. I thought about going the Moors Murderers route and bury them where they could never be found, there are no cameras or recording equipment up there so it would be really easy to do.
I was so relieved to wake up.

[Ttownbeast]

Find a nice secluded farm with no cameras snap their neck, remove the teeth & hair, burn the hair, dissolve the teeth in acid and scatter the paste into a creek, feed the corpse to the pigs, and clean yourself by bathing in rubbing alcohol hitting every crevice, clean any evidence of the crime thoroughly with acetone grind down any tools to metal filings and/or melt them down burn and/or sterilize every small bit of evidence completely, then have some pork chops. Most important is to find the time--killin can be hard work

[Knowlege Bomb]

Originally Posted by Dagless

I had a dream recently that I accidentally killed someone and I was so worried s**tless that I had no idea what to do.

Been there more than once. It's the exact doppleganger of the *"find a ton of money" dreams that seem so real, even after you wake up.

*[Edit] And never once have I planned on giving it back, for you moral police.

[hazza.jockel]

its not how you kill them its how you cover it up.

I would break into the victims house and stab them. Choose a time when no one else will be home.
Leave behind DNA of someone else who might have a motive to kill the victim. e.g. hair
Take the body, burn it (and all the clothes i wore in the house), put the ashes in a concrete vase, hire a boat, go out to sea and drop the vase.

wait did i just take this question to seriously?

[Decrepit]

Two words...

No trophies.

One more word...

Patience.

[glocke12]

The first two would appear to be a heart attack and are virtually undetectable:

1). Air embolism: injection of 60 ml of air into any vein Would cause the chambers of the heart to fill with air, leading to cardiac arrest. Be sure to use a small gauge needle to avoid obvious puncture marks.

2). Injection of 10 ml of a 10 M solution of potassium chloride will cause cardiac arrest. The kcl will break down and be undetectable.y

3) Long Range kill. With the right caliber and weapon you can kill someone from up to hundreds of yards away, even more and be long gone before the police are summoned. Just be sure to break the weapon up into pieces and scatter them. Shower immeditatly and burn all clothing worn.

4) poisonous mushrooms. Several species of mushrooms are highly toxic. Dry them, crush them into a powder and serve with food.