13 yr. old abducts exotic dancer

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  1. MacDawg macrumors P6

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    When I was 13, I still believed you would go blind if you looked at Playboy. :p
    But that was back in the day.

    How old were you when you abducted your first exotic dancer??

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    Hmm, maybe if he ever gets caught he''ll be tried as an adult and end up dancing for Bubba the Booty Bandit in the Hoosegow. :eek:
     
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    Needs the education that only prison can offer him, so the next time at least he'll be abducting the exotic dancer for more than just a dance.
     
  5. Apple Hobo macrumors 6502a

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    These news stories involving juveniles and sex-related crimes keep getting more and more weird as time goes by.
     
  6. Hemingray macrumors 68030

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    Okay, just one question: HOW did she divert the boy's attention? :eek:
     
  7. zelmo macrumors 603

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    Well, if she diverted her attention the way you and I think she did, it's lucky for the boy that all she bit was his hand! :eek: :eek:
     
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    But if she wasing doing what I think your thinking of, well I don't think she would be able to speak to 911 on the cell phone with her mouth ;) :D :rolleyes:
     
  10. Blue Velvet Moderator emeritus

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    Thought MacsRus had been pretty quiet lately...
     
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  12. craigdawg macrumors 6502

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    I think that's pretty obvious. ;)
     
  13. Mechcozmo macrumors 603

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    How did the kid get a shotgun? Last time I checked, those were still not being sold in vending machines or at Costco... :confused:
     
  14. tech4all macrumors 68040

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    Irresponsible parent who left gun lying around :confused:
     
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    Yeah, I'd like to see that on a Christmas tin :D
     
  16. wdlove macrumors P6

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    Thirteen year olds are certainly much more sophisticated today. It must have been his young age that allowed her to divert his attention. Happy to hear that she was able to escape.
     
  17. Hoef macrumors 6502a

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    If the kid get get an exotic danser in, a shotgun should also be no problem :)
     
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    hahah dang talk about getting his fix of tatas
     
  19. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

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    Very sad actually - it could have been quite scary if she hadn't made it out to the car. Lucky no one was hurt as well....

    Not that I really know much about these things, really, but don't these gals usually have escorts/body guards? I was at a bachelor party once and the woman who showed up came with a guy....

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  20. MacNut macrumors Core

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    I wonder if she ever got paid for her "services"
     
  21. efoto macrumors 68030

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    Well regardless of how she distracted the boy, going in to a house and not being to escape from a 13yr old boy, well lets just say I am going to assume that she is not the brightest light in the bathroom (where is that from? :p).

    I do not know about all of you but as for me, at 13 I was not the most difficult person to pass, although I never had a shotgun to point for presuasion...probably best that way.

    So yea...13 and picking up dancers, pretty sweet. Although the kid is going to get in trouble, I have to give him credit for getting her into his house, pretty sweet.
     
  22. MacNut macrumors Core

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    This just proves that a 13 year old boy is smarter than a dumb blonde. :rolleyes:
     
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    all I can say is how weird!
    that kid is crazy!
     
  24. tech4all macrumors 68040

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    But the thing is though the boy was armed with a gun and I would assume that he knows how to use that thing. Could the dancer have thought if he would have really shot her? Maybe. But he was armed nonetheless, and she was thinking of her life, which, IMO, makes her wise to do w/e it took to save it. But thats just me.... ;)

    Still a funny story though :D
     
  25. Phat_Pat macrumors 68000

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    well at least the kid got a female exotic dancer.
     

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