A Song for Troubled Times

Discussion in 'Community' started by WinterMute, Feb 4, 2003.

  1. WinterMute Moderator emeritus


    Jan 19, 2003
    London, England
    Flame away boys, I thought it was Funny:D :D ;)

    If You're Happy And You Know It - Bomb Iraq
    If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
    If the terrorists are frisky,
    Pakistan is looking shifty,
    North Korea is too risky,
    Bomb Iraq.

    If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
    If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.
    So to hell with the inspections,
    Let's look tough for the elections,
    Close your mind and take directions,
    Bomb Iraq.

    It's pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq.
    To prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
    They've got weapons we can't see,
    And that's all the proof we need,
    If they're not there, they must be,
    Bomb Iraq.

    If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
    If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
    If you think Saddam's gone mad,
    With the weapons that he had,
    And he tried to kill your dad,
    Bomb Iraq.

    If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
    If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
    If your politics are sleazy,
    And hiding that ain't easy,
    And your manhood's getting queasy,
    Bomb Iraq.

    Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
    For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
    Disagree? We'll call it treason,
    Let's make war not love this season,
    Even if we have no reason,
    Bomb Iraq.

    I thank you...:D
  2. iAlan macrumors 65816


    Dec 11, 2002
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  3. kenkooler macrumors regular

    Jan 2, 2002
    Mexico City
    Funny... I'll be hearing that song in my head all day long:D
  4. barkmonster macrumors 68020


    Dec 3, 2001
    I've been laughing like a demented fool for the past 10 minutes!

    That was one seriously funny song :D

    did you come up with it you're self ?
  5. medea macrumors 68030


    Aug 4, 2002
    Madison, Wi
    geee, which article and in what paper did you find this? oh you wrote it, that would mean that it is not a Current Event. It's not that hard to post in the right forums is it?
  6. WinterMute thread starter Moderator emeritus


    Jan 19, 2003
    London, England
    It's not difficult to get the wrong end of the stick either, is it?

    I didn't write this, it was 'mailed to me by one of my students, he in turn recieved it from a friend, no idea where it came from...

    It is obviously a satire on a current event that's about to kill a great many people, innocent or otherwise, I think it's probably in the correct forum...:p
  7. uhlawboi80 macrumors 6502

    Sep 8, 2002
    i thought it was hilarious...i got it in an email, so no medea he didnt write it.

    if you dont like it, dont just get snappy.
  8. howard macrumors 68020


    Nov 18, 2002
    great song..very clever...
    medea..when you were complaining i imagined the words coming out of that ugly face in your avatar..haha...almost as funny as the song
  9. WinterMute thread starter Moderator emeritus


    Jan 19, 2003
    London, England
    Whoa, I reckon Arn thinks you're right, looks like it got moved, I suppose that's what being god is about:)

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