About Novell

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by gekko513, May 12, 2006.

  1. gekko513 macrumors 603

    gekko513

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    I'm researching which Linux distro to install and while doing that I decided to find out what Novell does since they own Suse Linux and all.

    This is what the "About Novell" page on Novell's site looks like:
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    I'm still not sure exactly what they do, but it looks fun.
     
  2. russed macrumors 68000

    russed

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    that does look fun, if they sold that i would buy some!
     
  3. pseudobrit macrumors 68040

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    "Excuse me, but your balls are on my toes."

    "Yes, and your ass is set around my neck."
     
  4. Mitthrawnuruodo Moderator emeritus

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  5. russed macrumors 68000

    russed

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    either with a super long tongue or if he is really strong he can do press ups and type with his nose!
     
  6. floriflee macrumors 68030

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  7. mad jew Moderator emeritus

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    What does she do if he has a sick day? There'll be no semi-horizontal, suited man standing on his hands that she can wrap her legs around and arseplant as she accepts folders from randomly outstretched hands... I guess she has to find something else to do on those days...
     
  8. kgarner macrumors 68000

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    voice to text software. He just sits...er...stands...er...whatever...there and yells at the machine.
     

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