Alien Abductee Check List

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by neocell, Jan 4, 2006.

  1. neocell macrumors 65816

    neocell

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    I just finished reading this and I couldn't stop laughing. See how many you qualify for and post a value. I'm going to have to give a re-read and post my score, but if all it takes is one to mean that you've been abducted I'm guessing we're all quilty. If you want a good laugh follow the link
     
  2. ibook30 macrumors 6502a

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    I emailed the link to a friend of mine who drinks a lot...
    Explains a lot.
     
  3. Doctor Q Administrator

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    If you have no memory of being abducted, that's proof that you were abducted, because it shows that aliens have erased your memory!

    However, I'm apparently an exception because I only match one of the checklist items:
    Have awoken in another place than where you went to sleep.​
    I fell asleep on the bus home from school once, so I guess that counts.
     
  4. barneygumble macrumors 6502a

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    My guess is that we alll qualify for this one:confused:
     
  5. Lacero macrumors 604

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    Sometimes I can feel a wall of paranoia surrounding me. I do get the sensation someone is watching me, though. That can get pretty freaky at times.

    or it could just be the pot

    Here's to the Crazy Ones [​IMG]
     
  6. 2nyRiggz macrumors 603

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    i see people watching me so i know they are.....maybe its the pills.ummmm:confused:


    Bless
     
  7. bousozoku Moderator emeritus

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    Yes, all of those things are conclusive. I would certainly believe that...ummm, wait...are they really serious? Oh dear. Yes, I'm afraid of my closet--I need to pack it. :p


    I just wish some alien would abduct me, I'm bored. They can take me to their leader, too, as long as they promise not to return me.
     
  8. joepunk macrumors 68030

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    LMAO :D

    Been watching too many X-Files lately have they.

    Yes, I have seen balls of light in my parents house. It's called a Cadet Heater. Scared the heck out of me.
     
  9. Counterfit macrumors G3

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    Haven't you been paying attention to the news? The president has the NSA tapping your phones constantly! :p
     
  10. neocell thread starter macrumors 65816

    neocell

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    22 Baby!

    Well I scored 22/58 not too shabby. I especially liked the last one as it most certainly pertains to me
    Maybe I should take a note from Lacero and cure myself with some BC bud, or maybe it'd just make it worse...
     

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