Alternative Terminology for Wintel Topics

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  1. quanta macrumors member

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    i thought it would be interesting to compile a list of the names we use to indicate our distaste for all things Wintel, so i am asking that you help me out by contributing both common and the not so common re-nomers which you've encountered or created.

    PeeCee
    Windoze
    M$

    Those are three which i can think of off hand, so go ahead and add to 'em!
    :cool:
     
  2. mischief macrumors 68030

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    Okay:

    For my 1000th post......a little satire:

    Hell Dimensia "Hey, you've gone to Hell!" :D

    Wintel Celery processors

    Winblows 2K

    Monkey Boy Balmer

    Satan Inside

    Partially Compatible..............Pile of Crap..............Partially Computes

    "It's not a bug IT'S A FEATURE!!!!"

    Reliable M$ server=Linux running NT over top so the sysop can play Unreal.

    Plug n Pray architecture

    BSOD

    "What's a BIOS?"

    :D

    Only BG could get away with calling a kernel panic an upgrade.

    If M$ ran the CDC we'd all be dead by now and Cyphillus would run the nation.
     
  3. firewire2001 macrumors 6502a

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  4. spuncan macrumors 6502

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    oh my thats is so funny

    thank u firewire2001 thats one of the funniest sights that ive ever seen.
    heres my favorite name for the "darkside"
    "Dude Ur Going to Hell"
    oh yeah and dont use PC any more cuz IBM didnt create it some writer did. It has nothing to do with M$, Winblows, Small Blue (Formally know as Big Blue)
    Sorry I dont have more to contribute.
     
  5. Mr. Anderson Moderator emeritus

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    Re: Windows Really Good Edition

    That's great:D
     
  6. firewire2001 macrumors 6502a

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    Lol... YOu can play with that for hours... LOL... Every App is so funny...

    Funny enough a PC user actually showed me that link... lol
     
  7. jefhatfield Retired

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    Re: Okay:

    1000...that is a real feat, and in such a short time, too

    congrats mischief

    now two of spikey's anti-zealots are in the four digit range:p
     
  8. AlphaTech macrumors 601

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    how about windows 98 second enema... windows [why] me, heXPee...

    windows, the hackers OS of choice... to nuke that is.

    Oh yeah, and don't forget, every version of windblows is a beta, until at least the first service pack, or release/edition.
     
  9. Rower_CPU Moderator emeritus

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    minimal...to the point...I like it!

    One of my favorites is "MicroShaft Winblows Me"...
     
  10. Ensign Paris macrumors 68000

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    It is is nice that we are all united in the absolute hating of Windows!

    Ensign (See the attachment, its not supposed to be offensive to anybody, I didn't make it!)
     

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  11. macstudent macrumors 6502

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    Windows CE
    Windows ME
    + Windows NT
    -------------------
    = CEMENT!
     
  12. irmongoose macrumors 68030

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    XPiss.

    I have quite a few other dirty names... but I'm trying to keep it as clean as possible.


    :p



    irmongoose
     
  13. britboy macrumors 68030

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    The Classic

    Which computer do you want to crash today?
     
  14. britboy macrumors 68030

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    this should have been mentioned in one of the threads about M$ calling Unix 'unflexible' :p
     
  15. Beej macrumors 68020

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    I can't believe no one has posted a list of variants on the word "Microsoft". Oh well, someone's gotta do it. I'll try to keep it relatively clean:
    micro$oft
    microsucks
    microsoff
    microhard
    microsloth
    micro off
    mightgooff
    microscoff
    micronot
    microstiff
    microcrock
    microshaft

    I'm sure you can think of more... and of course, you can mix and match 'micro' with 'macro,' 'monkey,' 'mega,' or any number of other 'm' words for even more fun!
     
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