Angry Gays Make Sally Kern Fear for Life

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    Oh Sally- what makes you think we'd even waste our time? It'll be quite enough to see you voted out of office.

    http://www.advocate.com/News/Daily_News/2011/10/12/Angry_Gays_Make_Sally_Kern_Fear_for_Life/
     
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    You tell a group of people that they're worse than terrorists and they get mad? Who woulda thunk it? :rolleyes:
     
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    She might be the kookiest of the kooks.
     
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    At first I was surprised, but then I reminded myself that this happened in the US.
     
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    Has anyone actually threatened her? Or is she basically just paranoid?
     
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    One person thretened to break into her house and give her a makeover. Maybe that's why she's so scared. :)
     
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    "Boys. Bring out the mascara."

    I can see how that can make anyone terrified.
     
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    Pretty weird. She's got some serious issues.
     
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    And one of them is living in fear for her life-style. :)

    She might be forced to actually get a job, and work for a living!! :eek:
     
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    Best comment in the thread. :)

    Seriously, she might be trying to give her outlandish claim some creedence - say that Teh Gheys are dangerous, then back that up by saying they're after you....

    No, nevermind - that sounds even kookier than her original position. Carry on.
     
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    Maybe gay terrorists are after her.

    Is there such a thing as al-Gayda?
     
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    OMG- that was awesome!
     
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    #div/0!

    Good grief. Terrorists?

    Society should progress, not regress. We need to clean out the cache, because we've got a serious memory leak taking place.

    It's time to a reboot, and update the system to The American Dream v2.0., the new and improved operating system that actually enables everyone to enjoy life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
     
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    -from her "Oklahoma Citizen's Proclamation for Morality."



    Sally, how about those terrorist conservatives bombing abortion clinics (including one in your district in 1995)?

    When homosexuals refer to "da bomb" you realize that's not a reference to an explosive device, right?
     
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    You know what? Just the title made me laugh.

    For some reason a image of a whole lot of guys shouting "Its not faaaaaaaaabulous!" really loudly at some middle aged women popped into my head.
     
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    Wow....and they say gays are drama queens. The only "threat" this women has to worry about from the gays, is getting glitter bombed. I think she'll survive.
     
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    She's insane. That's really the only way to look at it.
     
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    Hang on, is she writing a proclamation for morality or a tourist brochure?
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    (OK, not the child abuse ... but, really....)
     
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    Tourist brochure.

    "Visit exotic, twisted America! You'll come for the debauchery, but you'll stay for the paranoia!"
     
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    This should be a spin off of Angry Birds.

    Angry Gays: Political Edition

    Then you have a bunch of gay guys in purple leotards that you trampoline towards a GOP tower with Sally Kern on top.
     
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    Sally better make sure to lock up her back door from now on :p
     
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    I've held off for a day, but it's time.

    Isn't this one of the bogy-men issues that you-know-who warned his people about?

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    I really wanted to use 'back door' in my post but I don't want to get banned. :eek:




    I wonder where this 'fear' comes from? Michelle Bachmann made a similar claim of fearing for her life when she was 'kidnapped' by lesbians. I almost think that it's some kind of sexual fantasy designed to play well with the knuckle draggers. After all, Sally's from Oklahoma...
     

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